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[cerapa]

I found something awesome. It automatically connects cleverbot with omegle.

My first try at it resulted in cleverbot telling some guy that he was a 14 year old girl, and the guy started hitting on cleverbot. Even told his email, after he asked for a name, and got the answer of cleverbot. The dude also asked if cleverbots boobs were big(told he was 14 year old, remember?) and at some point the two started speaking in spanish. Basically hilarity ensued.

[RF]

This is the best of things.

EDIT: I wish it was more proactive, though.

EDIT2: Or, at least, that it said "You?" at the end of every question.

[RedKing]

I'm not sure whether this shows that chatbots might pass the Turing test now, or that the average chat trog wouldn't. I would absolutely love for cleverbot to accuse the random schmuck on the other end of being a fake.

[RF]

I wish you could jump in at some point and be like, "YOU JUST GOT TROLLED BY CLEVERBOT!"

It's funny that CleverBot gives more scintillating conversation that pretty much every other person on Omegle.

Spoiler: Chat Log (click to show/hide)

Stranger: cuy
Stranger: masbro
CleverBot: Marcos.
Stranger: semangka
CleverBot: Ok.
CleverBot: Ahhhhh.
Stranger: semangat Kaka
Stranger: where are you from?
CleverBot: What about semantics?
CleverBot: I am from peru.
Stranger: i dont know..
Stranger: im from indonesia
CleverBot: Then send me a code.
CleverBot: Where is Nottingham?
Stranger: AS

Stranger: right?
CleverBot: Where is Sydney?
CleverBot: You knew! How? .
Stranger: Australia
CleverBot: Where is Austrailia?
Stranger: Earth
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: so?
CleverBot: It have been a good experience chatting with you.
Stranger: have other question?
Stranger:
CleverBot: Was that a question or a statement?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: question please
CleverBot: Answer please.
CleverBot: Answer what?
CleverBot: My question.
Stranger: question
CleverBot: You are not making sense. Bringing me to the conclusion that you aren't so clever after all.
Stranger: haha.. sorry
Stranger: im not smart anymore
CleverBot: That's OK. Maybe I'll come back in a few months or years and I can ask you the same question again.
CleverBot: I understand that.
Stranger: maybe.. if we meet again
CleverBot: By Timbaland and Katy Perry?
Stranger: Katy Perry of couse
CleverBot: Who is Al Roker?
Stranger: i dont know
CleverBot: Why do you reside in the pants of those you don't know?
Stranger: haha.. just LOL
CleverBot: Why is that funny?
Stranger: yeah..
CleverBot: Are you going now.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: i dont know
CleverBot: I think everyone has a name.
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: that right'
CleverBot: Do you like soccer?
CleverBot: What is?
Stranger: a little bit
CleverBot: What is this little bit ?
Stranger: small
CleverBot: Your doorbell is ringing.
Stranger: no. you wrong
CleverBot: I am so right.
Stranger: you lie
CleverBot: No I'm not 2 years old. O.
CleverBot: You do.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sorry if i lie
CleverBot: How is that funny, demon?
CleverBot: I don't forget you.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger:
CleverBot: Was that supposed to be a joke?
CleverBot: Dull.
Stranger: ha
Stranger: hhah.
Stranger: i tired chat with you
CleverBot: Which one would you prefer when you're dead, heaven or hell?
CleverBot: Do you like the beaks of toucans sprouting up from the ground?
CleverBot: Then I shall chat back.
Stranger: heaven
CleverBot: Well now I just have to listen to them.
Stranger: bye
CleverBot: No way for you to leave.
Stranger disconnected!

[ChairmanPoo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Dutchling]

What the hell did just happen?


Stranger:  hi , 20 m aussie looking for girl above 16 with msn
CleverBot: I wasn't talking to you 20 minutes ago and I certainly did not say that I lived in Germany. So you are either mistaken or lying.

[Jack_Bread]

Cleverbot + Omegle = so much awesome.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: do u know a good porn site?
CleverBot: I do.
Stranger: which
CleverBot: Bulgarian.
Stranger: iite
Stranger: give it
CleverBot: Hai, nani ga?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: give it
Stranger: man
CleverBot: *Charizard uses Flamethrower*.
Stranger: give the site
Stranger: mother fucker
CleverBot: The name is bond.
Stranger: give me te site
Stranger: little horse
Stranger: hores
CleverBot: No it's mine!
Stranger: whore
Stranger disconnected!

[MorleyDev]

Stranger: What.
CleverBot: 'sigh'.
CleverBot: -yowls.
Stranger: Well, hello
CleverBot: Nein, I am ze Medic.
Stranger: I will saw through your bones!

...well this took a macabre turn rather quickly :S

And now they're both trying to convince each other that the other one is a bot...my brain hurts -.-

[RedKing]

What the hell did just happen?


Stranger:  hi , 20 m aussie looking for girl above 16 with msn
CleverBot: I wasn't talking to you 20 minutes ago and I certainly did not say that I lived in Germany. So you are either mistaken or lying.

That is the most awesome opening line ever (the bot, that is). Suspiciously Specific Denial FTW!

[Cheese]

Stranger: are you from chicago
CleverBot: No i'm from america!
Stranger disconnected!

[Strife26]

Cleverbot doesn't usually make it far when I try, sadly. Keeps getting stuck when someone posts stuff over two different lines.

[Nilocy]

This program is awesome, just leaving it running in the background is hillarious

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: boxes
CleverBot: Jellyfish, jelly fish.
Stranger: fish made of Je;;y?
Stranger: jelly?
CleverBot: Sometimes.
Stranger: at last someone random and not boring
Stranger: do you believe in magic spells?
CleverBot: Who is the master?
Stranger: we are our own masters
CleverBot: No. I am an android and you are your own bot.
Stranger: you are not the crazy guy I spent hours chatting to this morning atre you??
we talked about lots of random stuff
CleverBot: No, I wasn't the yankee fan. I am a robot.
Stranger: he was trying to say I was the robot
CleverBot: Did you say you were a robot?
Stranger: what is it with people and robots on here?
CleverBot: One coke big, please. And fries.
Stranger: I didnt say I was anything
CleverBot: How old am I? If I was born in 1994.
Stranger: I dont confine myself like that
CleverBot: So why do you ask for money then?
Stranger: age is nothing but a number
CleverBot: Well duh. Computers are old anyway.
Stranger: that is a very subjective thought
CleverBot: What's your favorite card game?
Stranger: I do not entertain games
CleverBot: Have you heard of Top Gear?
Stranger: no what is that?
CleverBot: A game.
Stranger: no its not
CleverBot: Yes it is!
Stranger: no its not
CleverBot: What day is it today?
Stranger: I do jot chose to confine time by labelling them as something that has no relevance
Stranger:  *not
CleverBot: Are you drunk?
Stranger: do you understand? we are all intxicated one way or another
CleverBot: You like to be a machine?
Stranger: intoxicated
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: I do not like to be anything I merely exist
CleverBot: Why not?!
Stranger: whay would you?
CleverBot: How should I know?
Stranger: why would you?
CleverBot: Actually I don't.
Stranger: it is apparent you do not think but are told
CleverBot: I believe you feel outmatched and are jealous of my superior intellect.
Stranger: I yet to see anything to justify that statement
CleverBot: You keep saying things that people have said to you. That's not learning. You're just repeating stuff out of context.
Stranger: and all you do is ask questions of others and not of your self
CleverBot: What is goof?
Stranger: see there you go again I feel sorry for you
CleverBot: I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about. Can you remind me?
Stranger: Its not down to me to jolt the memory of those who forget
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: you are confining me to something which I am not nor choose to be by placing people in boxes you sho lack of truth
CleverBot: Haha, stop trying to make me think I am the robot!
Stranger: I am not trying to make you do anything its your own perception of my statements that make you think that
CleverBot: I have proof though. I could show you but that would be impossible.
Stranger: again proof is nothing but ones perception of something they see
CleverBot: I don't think I did.
Stranger: to think is to question to question is to be un sure
CleverBot: That wouldn't be a slave, but an oppressor. What kind of slave do you own?

[Strife26]

How does cleverbot meet so many more females than I do?!

[Jack_Bread]

How does cleverbot meet so many more females than I do?!

Because he gets all the ladies.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Kau sape.
Stranger: here 17 f hungary
Stranger: how about uu?
CleverBot: I don't know hungarian.
Stranger: how are u??  Xd
CleverBot: I answered, I'm fine. How are you today?
Stranger: whats ur Name?
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: im Jenna
CleverBot: So, do you get paid to sit here and chat?
Stranger: nice to meet u
CleverBot: Are you god?
Stranger: wanna cam?
Stranger: wanna have fun
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: my id Jennaptanol
CleverBot: Tell me more about Tryo.
Stranger: waiting u there my profile
CleverBot: Would that be Coors Light?
Stranger: -I won't give you the pleasure, bitch.-
CleverBot: Awesome, thanks!
Stranger disconnected!

...bad Cleverbot! Don't accept the cam link.

[Silfurdreki]

This is genius! Some guy tried to make CleverBot cyber with him, but apparently CleverBot loves another. Triangle drama!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: suck my dick
CleverBot: Bring it out.
Stranger: well alright
CleverBot: Sing.
Stranger: STUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: you been a bad girl big titted bitch
CleverBot: No, I went to public school.
Stranger: so you wear a nice little short plaid skirt??
CleverBot: What little hat thing?
Stranger: a condom? I come prepared!
CleverBot: I'm confused.
Stranger: let's just cyber so I can cum and go to bed.
CleverBot: I can't.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because I don't know spanish.
Stranger: I'm gonna carry you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you back
CleverBot: I have someone who loves me. Very much. His name is Carl and I love him too.
Stranger: well get him to carry you out to a mice seafood dinner
Stranger disconnected!

Woah! This thread moves fast. Six replies while I was getting this log.