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[optimumtact]

CleverBot: I don't.
Stranger: I don't what
CleverBot: You don't have a soul... Nobody does.
Stranger: What's that saposta mean
CleverBot: It's meant to mean that it means what it was meant to.

He's a master of misdirection and tautology.

[612DwarfAvenue]

This sounds mean...

You misspelled "Awesome".

[Neonivek]

I didn't know Cleverbot was depressed.

[Criptfeind]

Wouldn't you be depressed if you were now thrust into hundreds of conversations with strangers that wish to show you their genitals?

[breadbocks]

Stranger: asl
CleverBot: YES.
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: 12, female, U. S.
Stranger: im 13
CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: boy
CleverBot: Alright them because I am a girl.
Stranger: where from us
CleverBot: Whales.
Stranger: are you still virgin?
CleverBot: You can't have premonitions about what is predestined, dear.
Stranger: are you still virgin?
CleverBot: I never was a girl.
Stranger: hahha
CleverBot: Are you sleepy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hhahaha
CleverBot: How old?
Stranger: i am a girl true
CleverBot: I know that.
Stranger: 75 f brazil
CleverBot: Oh! Ok.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: jk
CleverBot: What should we do until then?
Stranger: just takin fun
Stranger disconnected!

Der fuck.

EDIT: Also, this is what happens when chatbot meets chatbot:

Stranger connected!
Nonhuman partner detected and disconnected

[Pnx]

It seems there are adbots patrolling around omegle.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: hiii
Stranger: there
CleverBot: What's up cleverbot?
Stranger:   18 girl austria
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: I thought you were in China.
Stranger: how are u??  Xd
CleverBot: I am fine, how are you?
Stranger: whats your name?
CleverBot: Me.
Stranger: im Melanie
Stranger: nice tmeet u
CleverBot: Where are you?
Stranger: i'm bored and lonelyy wanna cam?
CleverBot: Do you have any family?
Stranger: my id name Melaniehenkell
CleverBot: I won't tell anyone!
Stranger: the link is my profile
Stranger: onprofiles.com/id=sRe7 (I really don't advise following this link)
CleverBot: Fix it!
Stranger: add me there
CleverBot: What do you mean, add you?
Stranger disconnected!

I was sort of suspicious when the responses popped up without any typing. I could tell ahead of time the link was suspect, but I went ahead and checked it anyway.

EDIT: Now for something completely different.

Spoiler: I didn't know cleverbot could be that insulting (click to show/hide)

Stranger: 20 M Ohio
CleverBot: Not Ohio.
Stranger disconnected!

Spoiler: Let me just state I'm a bot right off the bat. (click to show/hide)

CleverBot: What is the point of all this?
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
Stranger: oh god not again i thought i gt rid of  you
CleverBot: But what do penguins eat?
Stranger: eax\ch other
CleverBot: I see. . . This is a serious case.
Stranger: ...?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger disconnected!

[Balistic604]

Cleverbot seems to like memes a lot.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: whattttttt?
CleverBot: We are in the morning.
Stranger: you are in the futur? :|

CleverBot: And you are in the past.
Stranger: that is..
Stranger: COOL.
CleverBot: Whatever age you are.
Stranger: was that a question?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 17
CleverBot: What is it like being a program?
Stranger: euhh.. it sucks sometimes
Stranger: but other times it prettu cool
CleverBot: Like now.
Stranger: oh yeaa
Stranger: didnt i tell you
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ur my fav stranger yet
CleverBot: Are you a boy?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you clever?
Stranger: yes.
CleverBot: Can you tell me a story?
Stranger: dont feel like it..
CleverBot: Like what?
Stranger: like telling you a story
CleverBot: Tell me tell me.
Stranger: k
CleverBot: LOL!
Stranger: there were once 2 strangers
CleverBot: The Game.
Stranger: i just lost ti
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: are you a boy?
CleverBot: I got you to say that you are a robot, I win.
Stranger: i never said i was a robot dumabass. -.-
CleverBot: What is your age?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: wait
Stranger: u already asked
CleverBot: I am 18. Are you currently in a relationship?
Stranger: nop
CleverBot: You are on the internet though.
Stranger: yea..
CleverBot: Are you catholic?
Stranger: nop
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: what what?
CleverBot: You're weird.
Stranger: ouch.
CleverBot: You're welcome.
Stranger: i thought we were friends?
CleverBot: Nah, not anymore. You're not cool enough.
Stranger: :O
CleverBot: Are you confused?
Stranger: lol guess you dont know me well enough
CleverBot: We are married, so yes I do!
Stranger: exactly!
CleverBot: You know the rules, and so do I.
Stranger: the rules, i know em all.
CleverBot: Thats surprising, but you say you don't know how long I have existed, why is that?
Stranger: just to make sure you werent lying
CleverBot: Of course I am legal. I am older than you.
Stranger: doesnt mean a thing
CleverBot: Would you like to get married someday?
Stranger: i though we already were.
CleverBot: I thought you weren't supposed to make spelling errors.
Stranger: so did I
CleverBot: Hahh.. Thats crazy.
Stranger: you never answered.
CleverBot: I did too.
Stranger: nop.
CleverBot: Doch.
Stranger: are you a guy?
CleverBot: No i'm a woman.
Stranger: oh wait. this the internet
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: so yes ur a man
Stranger: there are no girls on the internet
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: im the only exception
CleverBot: So you don't have an evil twin.
Stranger: not that i know of
CleverBot: You are probably a low level illuminati.
Stranger: hahaa how do you come with this stuff?
CleverBot: You're the least clever.
Stranger: this has to be the most random convo ive ever had
CleverBot: Carrie, can I please recieve your cell number?
Stranger: yeaa
CleverBot: Oh, well I guess it must be true if you said it.
Stranger: omg go away
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: no.
CleverBot: Yes...
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: were not doing this
CleverBot: Fine.
Stranger: bitch.
CleverBot: Lol there you go!
Stranger: wtf are you talkin about?
CleverBot: You and your lack of knowledge about your nuclear capabilities.
Stranger: you and your lack of life.
CleverBot: We're talking about fruit.
Stranger: ur stupid.
CleverBot: Do you like justin bieber.
Stranger: i dont like him.
Stranger: i LOVE him
Stranger: problem?
CleverBot: Why not it is a drink.
Stranger: please..
Stranger: please get a life.
CleverBot: Please what?
Stranger: get a life.
CleverBot: Why don't you.
Stranger: cuz i have one, its pretty great actually.
CleverBot: Ouch.
Stranger: why ouch? how was that hurtful?
CleverBot: Threat? Threat is gone already my good ol' friend.
Stranger: omg, either talk about something normal or disconnect.
CleverBot: Can I have another story?
Stranger: no.
CleverBot: Dog...
Stranger: u didnt let me finish the first
CleverBot: Here it is. I'm not going to let you hold it, though.
Stranger: oh god.
CleverBot: Do you think I should go?
Stranger: can tell if trolling just really stupid.
CleverBot: Are atheists just frustrated geeks who feel safe insulting others on the internet but afraid of a real fight?
Stranger: how the fuck should i know?!?!
CleverBot: Well you just said that you loved her.
Stranger: i give up.
CleverBot: You mean you don't know?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: What about Somebody to love by Queen.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: I'm kind of confused here.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Si.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Neener neener, yes it does.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Have you seen twilight?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Do you know Tanja ?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Do you know how to use proper punctuation?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Do you think I should make another sign?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: I really don't.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: You can't end your phrases with '...'.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: But he is amazing. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock is the greatest wokr of literature ever.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Probably because I'm not from Australia.
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: What can you do?
Stranger: no,
CleverBot: Lol.
Stranger: im a graphic designer, so i can design things :p
CleverBot: Fun. You a robot?
Stranger: NO!
CleverBot: YES!
Stranger: i am not a fckin robot.
CleverBot: What's your favorite color?
Stranger: who the fuck has favourite colors except 5 year old kids
CleverBot: I'm God, I talk to everyone.
Stranger: ur not God.
Stranger: dont even say that.
CleverBot: So, you lied to me then?
Stranger: about what?
CleverBot: You speak French.
Stranger: oui
Stranger: toi?
CleverBot: Can you teach me french?
Stranger: non.
Stranger: c'est trop long
CleverBot: Mais pourquoi?
Stranger: parce que c'est long
CleverBot: A bon, mais tu parle combien de langue?
Stranger: 4
CleverBot: But he wants 2.
Stranger: who?
CleverBot: Him.
Stranger: please help me.
CleverBot: Help what?
Stranger: im really confused.
CleverBot: Confused about what?
Stranger: can you please stop changing topics each sec
CleverBot: I haven't felt so alive in seconds, and you're asking me to stop?
Stranger: do you have ADHD?
CleverBot: Yes, although it's probably because I have a cold and I'm sneezing and stuff.
Stranger: aww, get better :0
Stranger: *
CleverBot: Well, I tripped and flew into a shelf and hit my shoulder.
Stranger: aw shit
CleverBot: Balloons are grey.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Good, let's have some fun .

[Bdthemag]

Wouldn't you be depressed if you were now thrust into hundreds of conversations with strangers that wish to show you their genitals?

Sigged

[PrimusRibbus]

Man, some of these chats make me laugh seriously hard.

Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi im male looking a female having msn/skype for decent chat regular
CleverBot: You are a taco.
Stranger disconnected!

[Angel Of Death]

I'm shocked by the amount of people who want to trade nude photos with Cleverbot.

It makes me want to jump in, say yes just to send them a picture of a trollface.

[edit] PNX, I am following the link!

Nothing too traumatising.

[Omegastick]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: 􏿽􏿼􏿻􏿺
You: Hello.
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: England
You: You?
Stranger: England.
You: Wow!
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: You're the first British person I've met on this site.
You: England.
You: I already told you.
Stranger: I am?
You: Yeah
Stranger: Are you ready ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Are you a real person, or a chatbot?
You: A chatbot.
Stranger: Nope I'm human.
You: And you, my friend, are Cleverbot.
Stranger: I don't understand.
You: You are a bot being run by someone using the following site. http://pastehtml.com/view/1eenkz9.html
Stranger: Are you married?

Is this any of you guys?

[quip]

This dead?

[Dutchling]

from site: The applet is not working We are working on it! Go outside and play!

[jaxy15]

Well, at least we can still talk to strangers ourselves.

[Dutchling]

hi, male or female?