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kylefiredemon

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Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« on: May 10, 2011, 11:33:33 pm »

For my megaproject, I will attempt to recreate Superjail!. I'm just wondering on how will I get a volcano inside another volcano?
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 12:00:33 am »

Carefuly.
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 12:02:08 am »

I guess you could put a ring inside the outer volcano, then make a smaller ring inside the first ring inside the outer volcano and fill it with magma and pretend it's a volcano.
Lame sentence structure and idea!
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 12:02:32 am »

Carefuly.
I'm afraid that the word 'careful' is in the Dwarven dictionary.
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 12:03:40 am »

I guess you could put a ring inside the outer volcano, then make a smaller ring inside the first ring inside the outer volcano and fill it with magma and pretend it's a volcano.
Lame sentence structure and idea!

I was thinking of artifically making a large volcano then put the smaller on inside.
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 12:06:58 am »

I support possibly the most awesome Jail to ever be conceived! It'll be like Alcatraz, on fire!
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 12:07:34 am »

I support possibly the most awesome Jail to ever be conceived! It'll be like Alcatraz, on fire!
You forgot the Warden!
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 01:27:03 am »

As volcanoes will recreate magma, drill tunnel, cap with flood gate.  Drain significant amount of magma. Built, allow to refill.

The bigger problem will be the size of the original volcano.
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 01:28:46 am »

I like this idea a lot.  Make sure and record the bloody tantrum spiral.
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 05:02:51 pm »

I like this idea a lot.  Make sure and record the bloody tantrum spiral.
With a movie or screen caps? Should I also try to recreate the episodes for lulz.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 05:30:04 pm by kylefiredemon »
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 06:16:42 pm »

Carefuly.
I'm afraid that the word 'careful' is in the Dwarven dictionary.
I don't think the word "carefuly" is in any dictionary, actually.
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 06:37:53 pm »

I like this idea a lot.  Make sure and record the bloody tantrum spiral.
With a movie or screen caps? Should I also try to recreate the episodes for lulz.
I meant a movie.
Will you make Jailbot out of mechanisms?
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2011, 06:41:13 pm »

You forgot the Warden!

We should really investigate methods towards crafting the psyche of a dwarf to be exactly like Warden.

wait...

it might not take that much work...
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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2011, 06:42:12 pm »

You could create a huge prison.

Mod in new minor noble positions that are immune to punishment. Allow them to make mandates but they don't perform any duties. Call them wardens. Allow as many wardens to be created as you want, much like militia captains.

Then throw all of the wardens into the fortress guard. Ignore all mandates. As wardens are immune to punishment, this means that non-wardens will be punished by the wardens for failing to meet the demands of the wardens.
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kylefiredemon

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Re: Superjail! Dwarf fortress
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2011, 07:15:09 pm »

I like this idea a lot.  Make sure and record the bloody tantrum spiral.
With a movie or screen caps? Should I also try to recreate the episodes for lulz.
I meant a movie.
Will you make Jailbot out of mechanisms?

As soon I can actually mod jailbot in. Which I don't know how to mod.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 07:21:48 pm by kylefiredemon »
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