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[TolyK]

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[Bdthemag]

Turn 0- Broke

You look around the sleezy space bar you are currently in, you see a variety of alien races. Including one large three eyed man giving you a wierd look.
You turn to see 5 fellow humans in the bar, your suprised there are this many humans in one place. You quickly make friends with them and agree to travel together.
You can't exactely travel though, considering your out of money. But hey! Hitchhikers are notoriously capable of getting halfway across the galaxy with only a few Spacebucks.

Players

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HighEndNoob
Name: Yamatau Fault
Appearance: Asian face with a business suit
Bio: Works for an intergalatic company that is teaching other creatures about Asia
Proffesion: Asian History Teacher
Abilities: Get to work damnit!- You know how to make students, and people get to work, you get a +1 to making people do what you want.  A bit to forceful...- Your a bit of a jerk trying to make everyone do what you want, you get a -1 to social rolls.
Inventory: The Book of Everything that happened ever, Discipline Ruler.

Choobakka
Name: Emperor Joshua McMillan XII of Space America and Protector of Space Mexico.
Appearance: Wears a shabby top hat and grimy trenchcoat, and has a bushy beard. Looks like a crazy hobo, essentially.
Bio: A respectable business man who lost everything, he created a fantasy for himself in which he was the king of a mythical country. He is now hitchhiking to Earth to visit the grave of one of his "predecessors", Norton I.
Profession: Emperor of Space America (crazy hobo)
Abilities: Crazy- Your batshit insane, you get a +1 to illogical rolls. Emporeror of Space America- You are the proud emporeror of space america, people just don't quite realize it though, -1 to social rolls.
Inventory: Space Emporeror Staff (A.k.a a long stick), Top Hat.

Frelock
Name: Bob
Appearance: Ordinary
Bio: Bob is one of the most ordinary people every to set foot in the universe.  He is also dull, droll, and utterly uninteresting.  He has few skills, though one of them is the ability to put people to sleep when he tells them his life story.  Yes, this is Bob, completely and totaly non-exceptional.
Profession: Desk worker; he carries a holographic desk and cubicle with him at all times.
Abilities: Pencil Pusher- Your expertise with pencils and pens have given you amazing combat abilities, with office supplies. +1 to combat while using office supplies. Workaholic- You don't like it when your not working, -1 to that don't involve working.
Inventory: Holographic Office Supplies Emitter, Pen, Memo Report.

Flintus10
Name: Bill Williams
Appearance: Shaggy long hair, unshaven and with constantly blood-shot eyes.
Bio: The first and last thing Bill remembers before waking up on the floor of the space bar was heading to what his friends assured him was a "wicked" party.
Profession: Eh?
Abilities: Mysterious, your so mysterious you didn't even state a proffession, +1 to disguising rolls. Creepy- Your pretty creepy, you get a -1 to social rolls while not wearing a disguise.
Inventory: Guy Fawkes Mask.

Darvi
Name: John Smith. Herpaderp.
Appearance: Scrawny
Bio: [REDACTED]
Profession: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Abilities: [REDACTED]- You are a [REDACTED], you can attempt to give yourself a +1 in something for the next turn, has a three turn cooldown. Scrawny- Since your a [DATA EXPUNGED] your pretty weak, you get a -1 to rolls involving physical strength.
Inventory: [REDACTED], [DATAEXPUNGED], [FILE NOT FOUND]

DinsosaurusRex_x
Name: Rowen Boats
Appearance: Thick black glasses, has had laser treatment on his face so that he never needs to shave, wears a labcoat 2 sizes too large for him, skinny.  Often carrying around test tubes and eyedroppers.
Bio: Rowen works for a !!SCIENCE!! company that clones or re-produces extinct species for museums, zoos, and personal recreation alike.  He is one of the field agents that goes to collect all the material.  Unfortunately they only pay by commission and they haven't been too interested in the various extinct species of mold from bars across the galaxy he's brought in so far, and they never want to clone hot chicks he steals samples from a the bar... *stomps feet*
Proffesion: DNA Sampler
Abilities: Data Sample- You can attempt to collect DNA from someone, if you succeed you can then attempt to recreate the genetic abilities of that creature and use it on something. Womanizer?- You think of yourself as a womanizer, to bad your not. You get a -1 to rolls involving the ladies.
Inventory: DNA Collector, 3 Test Tubes, One copy of the not so popular Book "How to get all of the Ladies"

((Since Dinsoaur reserved a slot everyone else is on the waiting list.))

[TolyK]

(aww....)
front page update plz?

[Frelock]

Fill out form p89 a625-2261b, green sheet, requesting travel funds.

[Darvi]

Use the [FILE NOT FOUND] on the [REDACTED] while ████████ the [DATA EXPUNGED].

Also, check where my towel is.

[HighEndNoob]

Force the bartender to tell me whats the latest intergalactic news.

[choobakka]

Use my kingly powers to produce a towel from my robes, and fashion a turban-crown out of it.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Sample !!EVERYTHING!!

[Flintus10]

Pick a fight with that three eyed bastard.

[Bdthemag]

Turn 1- The Trusty Towel

Frelock

Fill out form p89 a625-2261b, green sheet, requesting travel funds.

[2] You fill out the form and send it to your manager, he replies but sending you the e3454 a23-543, red sheet, travel fund
denial form, what a jerk.

Darvi

Use the [FILE NOT FOUND] on the [REDACTED] while ████████ the [DATA EXPUNGED].

Also, check where my towel is.

[5] You check to see where your towel is. Oh its right on your shoulder, so thats where you put it. To anyone who isn't a
hitchhiker its just a simple towel, but to you it's a hat, something to use if you decide to go down a zipline, and if wet a dangerous weapon.

You also try to combine your [FILE NOT FOUND] with your [REDACTED] but you realize that would be very dangerous and stupid.

HighEndNoob

Force the bartender to tell me whats the latest intergalactic news.

[3+1=4] You yell at the bartender, "TELL ME THE LATEST GODAMN NEWS RIGHT NOW!". He calmy tells you that there has been a rise in space piracy lately.

Choobakka

Use my kingly powers to produce a towel from my robes, and fashion a turban-crown out of it.

[3] You attempt to produce a towl from your kingly robes. Huh, seems there are no royal towels in your robes.

DinosaurusRex_x

> Sample !!EVERYTHING!!

[4] You walk up to the nearest thing you see and take a sample from it, unfortunatley the only thing that wouldn't beat you up for sampling it that was nearby was a potted plant.
You put the sample into one of your test tubes.

Flintus10

Pick a fight with that three eyed bastard.

[1] You walk up to that Three Eyed alien and say "You got a problem with me?", he then stands up. Oh god, it looks like he's about 10 Ft tall and about to kick your ass.

Players

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HighEndNoob
Name: Yamatau Fault
Appearance: Asian face with a business suit
Bio: Works for an intergalatic company that is teaching other creatures about Asia
Proffesion: Asian History Teacher
Abilities: Get to work damnit!- You know how to make students, and people get to work, you get a +1 to making people do what you want.  A bit to forceful...- Your a bit of a jerk trying to make everyone do what you want, you get a -1 to social rolls.
Inventory: The Book of Everything that happened ever, Discipline Ruler.

Choobakka
Name: Emperor Joshua McMillan XII of Space America and Protector of Space Mexico.
Appearance: Wears a shabby top hat and grimy trenchcoat, and has a bushy beard. Looks like a crazy hobo, essentially.
Bio: A respectable business man who lost everything, he created a fantasy for himself in which he was the king of a mythical country. He is now hitchhiking to Earth to visit the grave of one of his "predecessors", Norton I.
Profession: Emperor of Space America (crazy hobo)
Abilities: Crazy- Your batshit insane, you get a +1 to illogical rolls. Emporeror of Space America- You are the proud emporeror of space america, people just don't quite realize it though, -1 to social rolls.
Inventory: Space Emporeror Staff (A.k.a a long stick), Top Hat.

Frelock
Name: Bob
Appearance: Ordinary
Bio: Bob is one of the most ordinary people every to set foot in the universe.  He is also dull, droll, and utterly uninteresting.  He has few skills, though one of them is the ability to put people to sleep when he tells them his life story.  Yes, this is Bob, completely and totaly non-exceptional.
Profession: Desk worker; he carries a holographic desk and cubicle with him at all times.
Abilities: Pencil Pusher- Your expertise with pencils and pens have given you amazing combat abilities, with office supplies. +1 to combat while using office supplies. Workaholic- You don't like it when your not working, -1 to that don't involve working.
Inventory: Holographic Office Supplies Emitter, Pen, Memo Report.

Flintus10
Name: Bill Williams
Appearance: Shaggy long hair, unshaven and with constantly blood-shot eyes.
Bio: The first and last thing Bill remembers before waking up on the floor of the space bar was heading to what his friends assured him was a "wicked" party.
Profession: Eh?
Abilities: Mysterious, your so mysterious you didn't even state a proffession, +1 to disguising rolls. Creepy- Your pretty creepy, you get a -1 to social rolls while not wearing a disguise.
Inventory: Guy Fawkes Mask.

Darvi
Name: John Smith. Herpaderp.
Appearance: Scrawny
Bio: [REDACTED]
Profession: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Abilities: [REDACTED]- You are a [REDACTED], you can attempt to give yourself a +1 in something for the next turn, has a three turn cooldown. Scrawny- Since your a [DATA EXPUNGED] your pretty weak, you get a -1 to rolls involving physical strength.
Inventory: [REDACTED], [DATAEXPUNGED], [FILE NOT FOUND], Towel.

DinsosaurusRex_x
Name: Rowen Boats
Appearance: Thick black glasses, has had laser treatment on his face so that he never needs to shave, wears a labcoat 2 sizes too large for him, skinny.  Often carrying around test tubes and eyedroppers.
Bio: Rowen works for a !!SCIENCE!! company that clones or re-produces extinct species for museums, zoos, and personal recreation alike.  He is one of the field agents that goes to collect all the material.  Unfortunately they only pay by commission and they haven't been too interested in the various extinct species of mold from bars across the galaxy he's brought in so far, and they never want to clone hot chicks he steals samples from a the bar... *stomps feet*
Proffesion: DNA Sampler
Abilities: Data Sample- You can attempt to collect DNA from someone, if you succeed you can then attempt to recreate the genetic abilities of that creature and use it on something. Womanizer?- You think of yourself as a womanizer, to bad your not. You get a -1 to rolls involving the ladies.
Inventory: DNA Collector, 2 Test Tubes, 1 Test Tube filled with a plants genetic material, One copy of the not so popular Book "How to get all of the Ladies"

[choobakka]

Use illogic to convince the three-eyed alien that he's been conscripted into the Royal Space American Navy and that he should stop fighting civilians before he's court-martialed. Also search for a towel to craft into a combined turban/crown/bugblatter beast shield.

[Flintus10]

allow the emperor to convince the three eyed guy to stand down and then kick him in the crotch when his back is turned.

[Frelock]

Shuffle into the bathroom and grab a towel.

[Darvi]

Ah, towel. Best friend. Every good hitch hiker knows where his towel is.

See if I can get a free drink somewhere.

[HighEndNoob]

Make th bartender tell me where the nearest intergalactic bus to earth is.