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Author Topic: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 3- A Wild Paperwork appears!  (Read 7973 times)

TolyK

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker!
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2011, 01:08:40 pm »

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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Bdthemag

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker!
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2011, 01:38:06 pm »

Turn 0- Broke

You look around the sleezy space bar you are currently in, you see a variety of alien races. Including one large three eyed man giving you a wierd look.
You turn to see 5 fellow humans in the bar, your suprised there are this many humans in one place. You quickly make friends with them and agree to travel together.
You can't exactely travel though, considering your out of money. But hey! Hitchhikers are notoriously capable of getting halfway across the galaxy with only a few Spacebucks.

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« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 01:44:41 pm by Bdthemag »
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2011, 01:48:23 pm »

(aww....)
front page update plz?
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Frelock

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2011, 01:49:52 pm »

Fill out form p89 a625-2261b, green sheet, requesting travel funds.
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2011, 03:48:03 pm »

Use the [FILE NOT FOUND] on the [REDACTED] while ████████ the [DATA EXPUNGED].

Also, check where my towel is.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 03:50:16 pm by Darvi »
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HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2011, 03:48:47 pm »

Force the bartender to tell me whats the latest intergalactic news.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

choobakka

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2011, 04:46:57 pm »

Use my kingly powers to produce a towel from my robes, and fashion a turban-crown out of it.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2011, 04:49:25 pm »

> Sample !!EVERYTHING!!
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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2011, 06:11:55 pm »

Pick a fight with that three eyed bastard.
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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2011, 08:15:28 pm »

Turn 1- The Trusty Towel

Frelock
Fill out form p89 a625-2261b, green sheet, requesting travel funds.
[2] You fill out the form and send it to your manager, he replies but sending you the e3454 a23-543, red sheet, travel fund
denial form, what a jerk.

Darvi
Use the [FILE NOT FOUND] on the [REDACTED] while ████████ the [DATA EXPUNGED].

Also, check where my towel is.
[5] You check to see where your towel is. Oh its right on your shoulder, so thats where you put it. To anyone who isn't a
hitchhiker its just a simple towel, but to you it's a hat, something to use if you decide to go down a zipline, and if wet a dangerous weapon.

You also try to combine your [FILE NOT FOUND] with your [REDACTED] but you realize that would be very dangerous and stupid.

HighEndNoob
Force the bartender to tell me whats the latest intergalactic news.
[3+1=4] You yell at the bartender, "TELL ME THE LATEST GODAMN NEWS RIGHT NOW!". He calmy tells you that there has been a rise in space piracy lately.

Choobakka
Use my kingly powers to produce a towel from my robes, and fashion a turban-crown out of it.
[3] You attempt to produce a towl from your kingly robes. Huh, seems there are no royal towels in your robes.

DinosaurusRex_x
> Sample !!EVERYTHING!!
[4] You walk up to the nearest thing you see and take a sample from it, unfortunatley the only thing that wouldn't beat you up for sampling it that was nearby was a potted plant.
You put the sample into one of your test tubes.

Flintus10
Pick a fight with that three eyed bastard.
[1] You walk up to that Three Eyed alien and say "You got a problem with me?", he then stands up. Oh god, it looks like he's about 10 Ft tall and about to kick your ass.

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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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choobakka

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2011, 08:21:44 pm »

Use illogic to convince the three-eyed alien that he's been conscripted into the Royal Space American Navy and that he should stop fighting civilians before he's court-martialed. Also search for a towel to craft into a combined turban/crown/bugblatter beast shield.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 08:23:23 pm by choobakka »
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Flintus10

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 0- Broke
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2011, 08:36:45 pm »

allow the emperor to convince the three eyed guy to stand down and then kick him in the crotch when his back is turned.
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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 1- The Trusty Towel
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2011, 11:10:14 pm »

Shuffle into the bathroom and grab a towel.
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Darvi

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 1- The Trusty Towel
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2011, 12:05:28 am »

Ah, towel. Best friend. Every good hitch hiker knows where his towel is.

See if I can get a free drink somewhere.
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HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to be an Intergalactic Hitchhiker! Turn 1- The Trusty Towel
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2011, 05:48:29 pm »

Make th bartender tell me where the nearest intergalactic bus to earth is.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.
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