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[Bdthemag]

I really like Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy soooo, yeah.

Dice System

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I will be using a standard 1d6 with modifiers.

• - Lets hope this never happens.
[1]- Mega-Fail
[2]- Fail
[3]- Nothing Happens
[4]- You succeed at what you are doing, nothing special.
[5]- You succeed at your task, you do something special.
[6]- OVERSHOOT
[7]- What are you a wizard?

When you attack an enemy I first roll to see if you hit them, then I roll to see what body part you hit, 1 and 2 are legs, 3 and 4 are arms, 5 is the torso, 6 is the head. Then I do a damage roll, self explanatory.

Setting

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You are all intergalactic hitchhikers, either you are to poor or to lazy to actually pay for things. You are all currently in a space bar at some mining colony on you way back to earth.

Character Sheet

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Name:
Appearance:
Bio:
Proffesion:

Players

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HighEndNoob
Name: Yamatau Fault
Appearance: Asian face with a business suit
Bio: Works for an intergalatic company that is teaching other creatures about Asia
Proffesion: Asian History Teacher
Abilities: Get to work damnit!- You know how to make students, and people get to work, you get a +1 to making people do what you want.  A bit to forceful...- Your a bit of a jerk trying to make everyone do what you want, you get a -1 to social rolls.
Inventory: The Book of Everything that happened ever, Discipline Ruler.

Choobakka
Name: Emperor Joshua McMillan XII of Space America and Protector of Space Mexico.
Appearance: Wears a shabby top hat and grimy trenchcoat, and has a bushy beard. Looks like a crazy hobo, essentially.
Bio: A respectable business man who lost everything, he created a fantasy for himself in which he was the king of a mythical country. He is now hitchhiking to Earth to visit the grave of one of his "predecessors", Norton I.
Profession: Emperor of Space America (crazy hobo)
Abilities: Crazy- Your batshit insane, you get a +1 to illogical rolls. Emporeror of Space America- You are the proud emporeror of space america, people just don't quite realize it though, -1 to social rolls.
Inventory: Space Emporeror Staff (A.k.a a long stick), Top Hat.

Frelock
Name: Bob
Appearance: Ordinary
Bio: Bob is one of the most ordinary people every to set foot in the universe.  He is also dull, droll, and utterly uninteresting.  He has few skills, though one of them is the ability to put people to sleep when he tells them his life story.  Yes, this is Bob, completely and totaly non-exceptional.
Profession: Desk worker; he carries a holographic desk and cubicle with him at all times.
Abilities: Pencil Pusher- Your expertise with pencils and pens have given you amazing combat abilities, with office supplies. +1 to combat while using office supplies. Workaholic- You don't like it when your not working, -1 to that don't involve working.
Inventory: Holographic Office Supplies Emitter, Pen, Memo Report.

Flintus10
Name: Bill Williams
Appearance: Shaggy long hair, unshaven and with constantly blood-shot eyes.
Bio: The first and last thing Bill remembers before waking up on the floor of the space bar was heading to what his friends assured him was a "wicked" party.
Profession: Eh?
Abilities: Mysterious, your so mysterious you didn't even state a proffession, +1 to disguising rolls. Creepy- Your pretty creepy, you get a -1 to social rolls while not wearing a disguise.
Inventory: Guy Fawkes Mask.

Darvi
Name: John Smith. Herpaderp.
Appearance: Scrawny
Bio: [REDACTED]
Profession: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Abilities: [REDACTED]- You are a [REDACTED], you can attempt to give yourself a +1 in something for the next turn, has a three turn cooldown. Scrawny- Since your a [DATA EXPUNGED] your pretty weak, you get a -1 to rolls involving physical strength.
Inventory: [REDACTED], [DATAEXPUNGED], [FILE NOT FOUND]


DinsosaurusRex_x
Name: Rowen Boats
Appearance: Thick black glasses, has had laser treatment on his face so that he never needs to shave, wears a labcoat 2 sizes too large for him, skinny.  Often carrying around test tubes and eyedroppers.
Bio: Rowen works for a !!SCIENCE!! company that clones or re-produces extinct species for museums, zoos, and personal recreation alike.  He is one of the field agents that goes to collect all the material.  Unfortunately they only pay by commission and they haven't been too interested in the various extinct species of mold from bars across the galaxy he's brought in so far, and they never want to clone hot chicks he steals samples from a the bar... *stomps feet*
Proffesion: DNA Sampler
Abilities: Data Sample- You can attempt to collect DNA from someone, if you succeed you can then attempt to recreate the genetic abilities of that creature and use it on something. Womanizer?- You think of yourself as a womanizer, to bad your not. You get a -1 to rolls involving the ladies.
Inventory: DNA Collector, 3 Test Tubes, One copy of the not so popular Book "How to get all of the Ladies"

Waiting List

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TolyK
Name: Nowan Ilfideme
Appearance: Dude in trench coat.
Bio: *tells a different story every time*
Profession: Top secret
Abilities: Charmer- You get a +1 to social rolls involving women. Shaken not Stirred- You have a serious martini addiction, every time you see a drink you have to roll to see if you can resist the temptation...
Inventory: Instant Martini Maker 5000, Silenced Space Pistol.

Kisame12794
Name: Urist McBlacksmith
Apperance: diminutive, stout, covered in soot, EPIC BEARD.
Bio: was miner, got fired, drinking away the time.
Profesion: Blacksmith
Abilities: Dwarfsmith- You are an expert Dwarfsmith, you get a +1 to crafting rolls. The Horrors!- Back at your old job you saw alot of crazy stuff and you got use to violence, -1 to rolls involving emotion.
Inventory- +Copper war Hammer+, -Portable Anvil-.

Quip
Name:Tim
Appearance:A... man who looks rather like... Every other Tim you've ever seen. Ever.
Bio: Tim's father was called Tim and so was his mother (long story), he was bullied for this at school. Tim took up the hobby of pretending to be other Tims to escape the bullying. Later on he made it his job.
Proffesion: Proffesional Tim impersonator.
Abilities: Impersonator- Your years of learning how to be like people named tim has taught you how to impersonate pratically anyone, +1 to impersonating rolls. Confused- You get pretty confused when there are multiple tims around, you get a -1 to rolls involving intelligence when more than one guy named Tim is around.

[Ultimuh]

I will join but I know very little of the book(s).
I only know of what I have seen in that movie so.. I will wait abit.

[Bdthemag]

I will join but I know very little of the book(s).
I only know of what I have seen in that movie so.. I will wait abit.

Its now based entirely on the book, I just like the book :)d

[HighEndNoob]

Name: Yamatau Fault
Appearance: Asian face with a business suit
Bio: Works for an intergalatic company that is teaching other creatures about Asia
Proffesion: Asian History Teacher

[choobakka]

Name: Emperor Joshua McMillan XII of Space America and Protector of Space Mexico.
Appearance: Wears a shabby top hat and grimy trenchcoat, and has a bushy beard. Looks like a crazy hobo, essentially.
Bio: A respectable business man who lost everything, he created a fantasy for himself in which he was the king of a mythical country. He is now hitchhiking to Earth to visit the grave of one of his "predecessors", Norton I.
Profession: Emperor of Space America (crazy hobo)

Oh, and mad props to anyone who can find the Hitchhikers' Guide reference in his name.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Reserve.

[Frelock]

Name: Bob
Appearance: Ordinary
Bio: Bob is one of the most ordinary people every to set foot in the universe.  He is also dull, droll, and utterly uninteresting.  He has few skills, though one of them is the ability to put people to sleep when he tells them his life story.  Yes, this is Bob, completely and totaly non-exceptional.
Profession: Desk worker; he carries a holographic desk and cubicle with him at all times.

[Flintus10]

Name: Bill Williams
Appearance: Shaggy long hair, unshaven and with constantly blood-shot eyes.
Bio: The first and last thing Bill remembers before waking up on the floor of the space bar was heading to what his friends assured him was a "wicked" party.
Profession: Eh?

[Darvi]

Name: John Smith. Herpaderp.
Appearance: Scrawny
Bio: [REDACTED]
Profession: [DATA EXPUNGED]

[TolyK]

IN!

Name: Nowan Ilfideme
Appearance: Dude in trench coat.
Bio: *tells a different story every time*
Profession: Top secret

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Name: Rowen Boats
Appearance: Thick black glasses, has had laser treatment on his face so that he never needs to shave, wears a labcoat 2 sizes too large for him, skinny.  Often carrying around test tubes and eyedroppers.
Bio: Rowen works for a !!SCIENCE!! company that clones or re-produces extinct species for museums, zoos, and personal recreation alike.  He is one of the field agents that goes to collect all the material.  Unfortunately they only pay by commission and they haven't been too interested in the various extinct species of mold from bars across the galaxy he's brought in so far, and they never want to clone hot chicks he steals samples from a the bar... *stomps feet*
Proffesion: DNA Sampler

[TolyK]

oh, btw, I never read it (sadly they say it's a great book) so fun times!

[kisame12794]

name Urist McBlacksmith
apperance diminutive, stout, covered in soot, EPIC BEARD.
bio was miner, got fired, drinking away the time.
profesion Blacksmith

[quip]

Here's mine for the waiting list:

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Name:Tim
Appearance:A... man who looks rather like... Every other Tim you've ever seen. Ever.
Bio: Tim's father was called Tim and so was his mother (long story), he was bullied for this at school. Tim took up the hobby of pretending to be other Tims to escape the bullying. Later on he made it his job.
Proffesion: Proffesional Tim impersonator.

[Bdthemag]

Turn will be up in a bit, quick question. How do I make it so when you put your cursor on a word, a small box appears with other text in it? Basically like in Choobakka's RTD with the abilities.