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[IronyOwl]

"Right. I'm not going to submit becuse of simple threats."

With another condescending sneer, he turns back to harassing Tarran.

"Neither am I. I bet your threats are shallow like the other five-hundred I've heard before."

((Would this be before or instead of snapping his finger?))

[Tarran]

Before. It wouldn't make sense otherwise.

...

Though it STILL doesn't make much sense. Oh gawd timeline messups aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh.

[Powder Miner]

"I mean... Guh." April turned and asked other people if they knew any jobs available in the area.

[IronyOwl]

"Neither am I. I bet your threats are shallow like the other five-hundred I've heard before."

"Shallow, eh? Watch your back," he says smugly, turning back to the kobold and/or poking his finger at you.

"I mean... Guh." April turned and asked other people if they knew any jobs available in the area.

Noticing the young woman and worried-looking man talking to the hulking man and kobold, they share their offer: Deal with horrible creatures of the night for food and lodgings.

[Powder Miner]

"Well, I suppose that could work. Just assuming I don't get immediately mauled... Oh well. I accept."

[IronyOwl]

The man turns back to Dwee'ip, snorting.

"What, you gonna pass up a job to go work for these dirt farmers?" He seems to find the idea amusing.

[Tarran]

Change my finger-breaking into a flat out punch to the face.

He so deserves this.

[SeriousConcentrate]

So... Shiloh asking around for work last turn didn't get a roll? (Sorry, just woke up. I have a lot to catch up on.)

Shiloh merely watched as things in the bar degenerated into out and out hostilities. "Well. That'sss certainly ssstrange," he said to himself. Wonder why everyone's so eager to start a fight. He shrugged to himself and turned to Dwee'yip, who had just asked him a question. "Sssure, why not. Fighting a monssster or three might be fun. Jussst one sssecond," he said, nodding towards the man who approached him. "Three gold coinsss, you sssaid?" he asked. The man confirmed, and he grinned, showing both of his fangs. "Be right back." He walked over to the offended man. "Nothing persssonal, but..." and without warning he grabbed him by the shoulders and licked him from the jawline, over the right eye, and up to the forehead before stepping away. Wonder why the other guy wanted me to clean this one's face, he thought as he returned for the gold.

[IronyOwl]

So... Shiloh asking around for work last turn didn't get a roll? (Sorry, just woke up. I have a lot to catch up on.)

Oops. I must not have noticed it, or else didn't realize it was an action. Edited in now.

[Tarran]

They...

...

They gave him a job to lick a person?

...

...Words escape me.

[SeriousConcentrate]

...I'm so editing doing that into my post, give me a minute.

And there it is in all its glory. :3

[Tarran]

Win. So, much, win.

Unfortunately, now we have to wait for our Mother-Russia comrade TolyK.

Dammit, TolyK, why do you have to be Russian?!

[IronyOwl]

"Jussst one sssecond," he said, nodding towards the man who approached him. "Three gold coinsss, you sssaid?" he asked. The man confirmed, and he grinned, showing both of his fangs. "Be right back." He walked over to the offended man. "Nothing persssonal, but..." and without warning he grabbed him by the shoulders and licked him from the jawline, over the right eye, and up to the forehead before stepping away. Wonder why the other guy wanted me to clean this one's face, he thought as he returned for the gold.

The man's fear and disgust become more pronounced as you approach him. By the time you grab his shoulders he's got an expression that just screams "nonononononono."

Upon actually licking his face, he gives the indignant scream of a very clean man who's just been dumped in sewage, spitting and trying to scrub his face clean on his sleeve. The man about to be punched in the face by Tarran gives a mildly disinterested glance in his direction, while the man offering to pay you begins laughing loudly.

He's still laughing as you come to collect your gold. He plants it in your hand, says "Thank you sir I hope to work with you again," and turns to leave with another burst of laughter. That really seems to have made his day.

Unfortunately, now we have to wait for our Mother-Russia comrade TolyK.

If he's the only one missing, I might just give him a double-turn next time again.

Although, half of your actions are "Go with the pair" and Dwarmin hasn't responded to the guy you're punching, so that could get a bit awkward/disjointed.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"I'll look forward to it, sssir," Shiloh said, pocketing the three gold with a very catty grin. "Ssso, what'sss our plan?" he asked, turning back to Dwee'yip and Chrain. "I would like a hunt, persssonally..."

[Riccto]

Chrain shrugged his shoulders "Apperently they have a lair. Soo. We will end up heading there I might think, So yes, A hunt."