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[veok]

Coincidentally, I had a miner's child (5 years old, tops) kill a steam HFS.

To be fair, steam HFS have to cry themselves to sleep at night already.

[Sonlirain]

Coincidentally, I had a miner's child (5 years old, tops) kill a steam HFS.

To be fair, steam HFS have to cry themselves to sleep at night already.

Steam HFSs tear hits Steam HFSs upper body.
The severed part sails off in an arc.
Steam HFS has been struck down.

[ledgekindred]

I had a dwarven child punch the brain out of a troglodyte once.  It was pretty impressive.  The filthy trog was coming up the ramp from the caverns and dorfs were fleeing left and right.  Meanwhile this little kid is coming down the ramp getting closer to where the trog is and I figured "that's it for the kid."  The child walks up to it and with a single blow, punches it's skull into it's brain and keeps walking down the ramp like nothing happened.

If Dwarven Children are the Dwarven equivalent of Bruce Lee... how do Snatchers get away with them so easily?

Just because they can punch the face off of tentacle demons doesn't mean they aren't still stupid dwarves.  They are probably told that they're going to get free socks.

[Chessrook44]

If Dwarven Children are the Dwarven equivalent of Bruce Lee... how do Snatchers get away with them so easily?

Just because they can punch the face off of tentacle demons doesn't mean they aren't still stupid dwarves.  They are probably told that they're going to get free socks.

I'm suddenly envisioning a truck sitting outside the fort with the words "FREE CANDY SOCKS" with happy music playing and a goblin sitting at the wheel.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Coincidentally, I had a miner's child (5 years old, tops) kill a steam HFS.

To be fair, steam HFS have to cry themselves to sleep at night already.

Steam HFSs tear hits Steam HFSs upper body.
The severed part sails off in an arc.
Steam HFS has been struck down.

The spinning -Butterfly Wing Breeze- strikes the Wimp of Steam in the lower body and the severed part flies off in an arc!
The Wimp of Steam has been struck down.

If Dwarven Children are the Dwarven equivalent of Bruce Lee... how do Snatchers get away with them so easily?

Just because they can punch the face off of tentacle demons doesn't mean they aren't still stupid dwarves.  They are probably told that they're going to get free socks.

I'm suddenly envisioning a truck sitting outside the fort with the words "FREE CANDY SOCKS" with happy music playing and a goblin sitting at the wheel.

That's ridiculous. If dwarves haven't made boats, goblins can't make trucks.

[Chessrook44]

If Dwarven Children are the Dwarven equivalent of Bruce Lee... how do Snatchers get away with them so easily?

Just because they can punch the face off of tentacle demons doesn't mean they aren't still stupid dwarves.  They are probably told that they're going to get free socks.

I'm suddenly envisioning a truck sitting outside the fort with the words "FREE CANDY SOCKS" with happy music playing and a goblin sitting at the wheel.

That's ridiculous. If dwarves haven't made boats, goblins can't make trucks.

A wagon, then?