Also, I am the only person to my knowledge to have such a strange set of seemingly non-sequitur thought processes. But they do lead to some very interesting stories that develop in my head...
That describes both statements above. You're not alone. Hell, I've developed an entire universe made up on non-sequiturs. It's not a place for the sane.
Sanity? ...You DO know that most people get to B12 through DF, right? We don't know what sanity is down here.
And I've developed an entire series of multiverses based on only connections made in my head between various objects.
For the first sentence, that's one of many things I love about this place (to it's own extent, of course). For the second, I did the same except with just about everything I've been a fan of (think of it like TvTropes, The Universe), mix in a bit of my life, and connect it to this reality, and you've got absolute functional mayhem. Most common example: Star Wars meets Star Trek meets Doctor Who meets... Lexx. Yeah, as if that (crossover melting pot) universe wasn't scary enough; and that's only a grain of sand on this desert. Let's toss in the games and stories I've been a fan of, and let's not forget that it evolves as I age, so Dwarf Fortress and Borderlands are included with just about everything else I've laid my eyes across. I can't tell if it became Heaven or Hell, but either way, I want to live there in my next life.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to include that the theologies and environments based on them in all series are intermixed as well (including the Bible and all current-day religions in Real Life; I doubt there's such a thing as an immortal unkillable god/angel/demon here). Yeah, I've got multi-verse God wars and battles between the many heavens and hells going on. Hell, a system made up of gas giant-to-star sized Earth-like worlds had to be developed to contain all the wars of Mankind and many other species/races, just to keep galactic collateral damage to a minimum by them. Apparently a star system going kerplooie is a regular occurrence here in order to require at least one of these macro-star-systems in this multiverse.