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Author Topic: FOOT SOLDIERS - ONE AUTHOR'S QUEST TO BE THE WORST PERSON EVER  (Read 16430 times)

Squeegy

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What will it be, would-be adventurers? Is it the pit?
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I think I'm an alright guy. I just wanna live until I gotta die. I know I'm not perfect, but God knows I try.
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IronyOwl

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

And yes, I believe we were going to go die in a pit.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Johnfalcon99977

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Didn't get to do anything. ):
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Also known as the Knowlagable, the Forgetful, and/or the Ignored

Please excuse my horrible awful linguistic skills.

Phantom

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Senor, can we got to the pit of the Diablo already?
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Squeegy

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Your minds made up, you stroll out of town in the direction of the pit. It occurs to you that none of you thought to bring a map, but your high spirits are not dampened. The walk along the road is mostly uneventful for a while, but then you notice flashes of light in the sky. You think you can see some thick, dark clouds in the distance, but the flashes don't look like lightning, and there's no thunder.
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I think I'm an alright guy. I just wanna live until I gotta die. I know I'm not perfect, but God knows I try.
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⚔Dueling Blades⚔
Fertile Lands
The Emerald Isles

Phantom

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"Shall we go check out those flashes, compadres?"
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SeriousConcentrate

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"They could be signals. I agree." Kevin moved towards the flashes, trying to stay as stealthy as possible with his bow in one hand and an arrow in the other, just in case.
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IronyOwl

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Sirvius agreed, attempting to sneak towards the lights with his allies.
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Phantom

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Daniel is sneaking as best as he can, but since he had never tried to sneak before...
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noah22223

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Aso flips out her sword, twirls it, and holds it all in one smooth motion while walking towards the flashes.
"Did you sharpen your spear, my friend?"
Aso then pulls out a book from the town library, on learning french.
"Err... Mon Ami?"
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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"Yes I did, and to remind you, I am a Spaniard, not a Frenchman, mi amiga."
The spear is gripped in his hands, looking sharper than before.
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noah22223

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"This is not to accommodate you, my friend. I have always wished to learn french."
Hearing a rustle, as throws her sword at a bush.
A dead gorilla falls out, his heart pierced.
"Oh well."
Aso retrieves her sword and for all intents and purposes, all that gorilla did was help her train throwing.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

SeriousConcentrate

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Kevin turned, looking irritated. "If you two keep bickering while we're sneaking it's not going to matter where you're from or what language you're wanting to learn. Wait until we know we're safe." He shook his head with a quiet sigh and turned back to facing the front, resuming creeping through the shadows.
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noah22223

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Aso twirl's her sword, tosses it and grabs the hilt, and slides it into the sheath.
Aso is feeling flashy today.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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"Bien entonces, señor fácilmente irritable."
Daniel rolls his eyes an contin-
He thinks. When the hell were there Gorilla's in England? Ever? And why the hell is Aso was twirling her sword so much for no reason? He speaks in Spanish due to boredom.
"Eh, señora, ¿te importa no dar vueltas alrededor de esa espada? O la matanza de animales silvestres exóticos?"
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