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Author Topic: FOOT SOLDIERS - ONE AUTHOR'S QUEST TO BE THE WORST PERSON EVER  (Read 16415 times)

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - ! I'VE SPOTTED AN INTRUDER
« Reply #225 on: June 11, 2011, 08:21:32 pm »

Kevin moves on, preferably through another door and closing it behind him. Just in case.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - ! I'VE SPOTTED AN INTRUDER
« Reply #226 on: June 11, 2011, 08:57:03 pm »

Leon just climbs the fucking ladder
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - ! I'VE SPOTTED AN INTRUDER
« Reply #227 on: June 12, 2011, 12:02:28 am »

Sirvius winces. "Indeed! ...though ideally he also lives through it."

Attempt to stop bleeding/heal self.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - ! I'VE SPOTTED AN INTRUDER
« Reply #228 on: June 14, 2011, 12:02:09 am »

Daniel jabs haphazardly at the Dire Tiger. (5)
It growls at him and retreats to the back of the cage, eyeing him.

Aso starts bandaging her wounds... (7)
She ends up ruining the improvised bandages rather than healing herself.

Kevin, noticing Daniel's suicidal behavior, quickly starts to sprint down the hallway. All manner of beasts turn their eye toward him, but he makes it to the end before any of them can make a move. He opens the door into a room full of animal control equipment, including a few big puffy suits that would likely prevent claws and teeth from damaging him but severely inhibit his movements. There's also a 10-foot-pole and a few weapons designed to close around an animal's neck.

Leon grumpily climbs the ladder. It goes up a long, long way, and he suddenly realizes he is inside the statue. Eventually he reaches a platform, and on that platform are five anvil-like tables made of a glowing metal. Each glows a different color, yellow, green, red, blue and purple.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #229 on: June 14, 2011, 01:16:02 am »

Daniel shrugs and follows Kevin.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #230 on: June 14, 2011, 03:02:34 pm »

Aso tries to heal herself again.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #231 on: June 14, 2011, 03:04:58 pm »

I'ma just going to say this now.

I think I went the right way.

>Inspect Tables.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #232 on: June 14, 2011, 04:03:33 pm »

Sirvius continues not bleeding, and inspects the room the rats were in.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #233 on: June 14, 2011, 04:08:24 pm »

Kevin grabs one of the tools for animal catching. It might come in handy later. After pocketing it, he looks around for another exit; going back through that hall of cages probably wasn't a good idea.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 04:10:07 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #234 on: June 15, 2011, 07:08:05 pm »

Daniel walks casually down the hallway. Animals of all shapes, sizes, temperaments and oddity watch him carefully. The hallway seems to get longer and longer, and the creatures stir restlessly, neglected and hungry...

Aso tears off a bit more clothing for her bandages. (17)
She manages to bandage her wounds and tie them off. She will regain 1d2 HP per turn.
She gains 2 HP. (2)

Leon inspects the strange platforms. They are inscribed with many runes, and have a rectangle-shaped depression in the middle. Magical energy crackles off them.

Sirvius limps to his feet and inspects the room. It appears to be a storage room, packed high with crates, many rotting and spilling their contents. There are also a few barrels, their contents long spoiled. It appears the rats were nesting in the debris, making little nests of hay and spoiled wheat and wood.

Kevin takes a Copper Animal snatcher. It's a pole with a loop of rope on the end. There's a little lever to tighten the rope.
He inspects the room. Unfortunately, the cage hallway seems to be the only way back out.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #235 on: June 15, 2011, 07:11:34 pm »

After a moment, Kevin decided to just go for it. He went back out into the animal hallway and sprinted as hard as possible, hoping to get through the door on the other side of the room before anything happened. Once out, he would go back into the library and investigate it some more.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - MOTHERSHIP UNDER LIGHT ENEMY FIRE
« Reply #236 on: June 15, 2011, 07:25:44 pm »

>Futher inspect tables by touching them in inappropriate places. Start with Red one, followed by the rest if nothing happens.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - IT UPDATED OKAY
« Reply #237 on: June 15, 2011, 10:45:35 pm »

Sirvius attempts to bandage himself, while searching a bit for textiles.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - IT UPDATED OKAY
« Reply #238 on: June 15, 2011, 10:46:31 pm »

Daniel walks slightly faster towards Kevin's location.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - IT UPDATED OKAY
« Reply #239 on: June 17, 2011, 04:51:17 pm »

Aso gains 2 HP.

Kevin throws open the door and legs it down the hallway, blowing past Daniel on his way out, who glances at him with a puzzled look. Behind Kevin, there is a horrible screeching roar, and a slam, a creaaak, and a terrible crash. In front of Daniel, a hungry Gryffon has broken out of its cage, and turns its malevolent eye towards him.

Leon touches the red table. His hand catches on fire.
Leon takes 5 damage.

Sirvius somehow manages to find a large bundle of silk in one of the broken crates. (18)
He uses some of it to bandage himself. (11)
He will regain 1 HP per turn.
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