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Author Topic: FOOT SOLDIERS - ONE AUTHOR'S QUEST TO BE THE WORST PERSON EVER  (Read 16434 times)

Phantom

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #165 on: May 28, 2011, 04:30:13 pm »
Daniel throws the spear through her damaged eye, pushes it through, breaks it in half and continues to mutilate her eyes.
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No."
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #166 on: May 28, 2011, 04:32:28 pm »
In response, Aso swings the steel sword as fast as she can at Daniels neck, cutting it in half.
"Why not?"
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #167 on: May 28, 2011, 04:35:44 pm »
"Do I want to go in there and get my body devoured  by a smoke creature, yet somehow leaving me alive for ten years as I am dissolved into a fine substance while my pain receptors keep going off for the same amount of time?"

Rocks fall, everyone dies.
Oh hey, what the hell is Daniel doing in Spain.
"What? I'm at my grandfather's old villa."
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #168 on: May 28, 2011, 04:38:57 pm »
Aso crawls out of the ashes with little more then some scrapes. (9001)
"I doubt this thing contains more then a spider or two."
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Phantom

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #169 on: May 28, 2011, 04:41:23 pm »
"Oh really? Then it better not be a Giant Cave Spider. That's how my closest amigo died."
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #170 on: May 28, 2011, 04:42:47 pm »
"Doubt it. Besides, arent those fantasy creatures?"
OOC: Midieval England. Not DF.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #171 on: May 28, 2011, 04:45:31 pm »
OOC: It's medieval england with fantasy creatures involved. Like Dire Wolves. That, and the Giant Lightning Statue In A Pit kinda makes it a little less than close to real life, don'cha think?

"Well, to you people maybe. You have to see it first."
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #172 on: May 28, 2011, 04:47:24 pm »
"Why are we loitering outside? shouldn't we be inside right now?"
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #173 on: May 28, 2011, 04:47:33 pm »
Kevin facepalmed. "Jesus Christ. I'll go first, all right?" he said with a sigh, moving to the lead position of the party.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #174 on: May 28, 2011, 05:33:16 pm »
"At last, someone with a sense of leadership."
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - DID YOU KNOW THE TALLEST REGIMENT IN THE WORLD WAS EUROPEAN
« Reply #175 on: May 29, 2011, 02:43:48 pm »
Kevin reluctantly takes the leader position, moving forward into the darkened tunnel. It is then that it occurs to the party that no one has brought a torch. Luckily, the ground chooses that moment to cave in under Kevin, sending him tumbling into a brightly lit stone room. The masonry is a bit crumbled, but there are green torches on the walls. This appears to be some sort of kitchen, and there are various chopping impliments and rotten foodstuffs around. There's also an icebox, which is presumably full of room temperature water.

There is a rotting wooden door outwards.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
« Reply #176 on: May 29, 2011, 02:47:11 pm »
Kevin rolled to his feet, immediately sweeping the area for enemies, before relaxing. "It's safe. Careful on your way down!" he yelled up at the rest, then took a torch.
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
« Reply #177 on: May 29, 2011, 02:48:04 pm »
Leon gently jumps downward into the pit.
"This is a convenient."
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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
« Reply #178 on: May 29, 2011, 02:53:52 pm »
"A bit too convenient," Sirvius mused, wondering why the passage had held up until now.

Down the pit!
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: FOOT SOLDIERS - WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
« Reply #179 on: May 29, 2011, 03:05:02 pm »
Leon faceplams as Sirvius lands on the floor.
"You did not just say that."
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