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SpiralDimentia

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She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« on: May 08, 2011, 07:21:57 pm »


I'm under seige. This goblin came with them.

I assume form the title she's someone important. My meager cave traps are already exhausted, and my military is poorly equipped. However, I want to kill her. What happens if I do? Does the goblin civ fall into disarray?
« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 07:24:16 pm by SpiralDimentia »
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2011, 08:04:08 pm »
The fact that she's arrived means she can no longer tame exotic creatures for her civilization. If she dies, goblins will never be able to use mounts during sieges ever again, and if she escapes, the exact same thing happens due to the "new liaison every year" bug.

Whether she lives or dies, the goblins will keep attacking just as much as ever.
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2011, 08:29:25 pm »
Nothing is fiercer or more dangerous than a honey badger!
This thread is silly!

On topic, I did kill a law giver in a siege once, and they decided to KEEP COMING FOREVER, so it probably won't do anything.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 10:03:26 pm by FrankMcFuzz »
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2011, 10:32:43 pm »
Capture her, STARVE her to death!
No wait, shoot her in the head and bury her at sea so no one will ever see the corpse!
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2011, 10:47:43 pm »
Quote from: coldstone on May 08, 2011, 10:32:43 pm
Capture her, STARVE her to death!
No wait, shoot her in the head and bury her at sea so no one will ever see the corpse!

O.o

But they won't bring mounts without their general, right? That means no more need to be scared of flying and hopping goblins.
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 12:26:44 pm »
Quote from: coldstone on May 08, 2011, 10:32:43 pm
No wait, shoot her in the head and bury her at sea so no one will ever see the corpse!
But than her civ won't bring planes when sieging...
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 01:49:45 pm »
Is there any way to deduce what different classes of leaders do? What do elven priestesses for example? Or goblin masters? If goblin general teach beasts to fight, these other leaders must have other functions as well. I suppose.
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Re: She's fiercer than a pissed off honey badger
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2011, 06:36:09 am »
Well, as I said, I killed the law-giver.
In such a circumstance that the goblins had no laws, MAYBE THEY'D SIEGE SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE.

Law 1 of being a goblin, and Toady will agree with me, is siege, siege, and siege, as many dwarves as possible.
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