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[kotekzot]

How undwarfy. Strip your prisoners out of weapons, put them into an arena and let them fight against a bunch of dwarfes with -oaken training axes-.

Ouch, now I've got to give my captain of the guard squad toy weapons so they can execute gobbos in the least humane/most dwarfane way possible.

[Necro910]

How undwarfy. Strip your prisoners out of weapons, put them into an arena and let them fight against a bunch of dwarfes with -oaken training axes-.

Ouch, now I've got to give my captain of the guard squad toy weapons so they can execute gobbos in the least humane/most dwarfane way possible.

Least human. Most dwarfane.

Learn your !!Science!!.

[FluidDynamite]

I once tried building a 20 z-level chute with floor hatchs covering the chute every 3 z-levels.
I'd drop a prisoner down, have him smack against a hatch, release said hatch, have him hit next hatch ect.

It's basically like tumbling down a giant staircase, each step giving you a few more bruises and giving you a few more broken bones.
If they still manage to live by the time they get to the bottom, I reward them with a delightful shower of bolts from my militia crossbow squad.

Only problem is that there isn't really any way to collect the blood.

This... This is pure awesomeness. I have got to make me one of these in my next fort.

[Girlinhat]

I would vote to change the criteria.  The new judge of "successful torture" is "distance flown".  Silver war hammer against a goblin, mark the distance.

[Encased in burning magma]

Light doses of magma: I had a setup like that.

Wooden cage, a few 1/7 magma tiles underneath. Dump.
The cage is set on fire and destroyed, their feet melt, then they crawl, bleed, and burn for a while before stopping.

[khearn]

I would vote to change the criteria.  The new judge of "successful torture" is "distance flown".  Silver war hammer against a goblin, mark the distance.

Urist: Fore!
Deduk: Nice drive, looks like 200 yards and still on the fairway. That new silver driver is really working out for you.
Urist: Hmm, about 80 yards to the pit. A bit short for an iron, I'll try my pitching axe.
Deduk: Good idea, you don't want to overshoot and have it fall into the magma trap.

Goblin Golf, the new sport that's becoming popular at all the fashionable Dwarf Fortresses.