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Author Topic: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.  (Read 38754 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #585 on: May 21, 2011, 06:41:14 pm »

What timezone is Camping in?  I need a live broadcast damnit.

-8. No broadcast though :(
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #586 on: May 21, 2011, 06:47:02 pm »

45 minutes after the "Rapture" here in minnesota. There is a suprising lack of zombies and people ripping their skin off.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #587 on: May 21, 2011, 06:47:34 pm »

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...Also, isn't suicide supposed to be a mortal sin or something?
Yes. It's sinful because you're basically telling God to fuck off (more diplomatically, you're rejecting the slightest chance of fitting anywhere into His plan, even without being aware of it) and it's mortal because once you die it's too late to ask forgiveness.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #588 on: May 21, 2011, 06:49:44 pm »

What stops his plan from involving your suicide?
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #589 on: May 21, 2011, 06:53:00 pm »

I know this is going to make me seem like a huge arsehole, but if they truly believe that whole "OMGZ, ENDTIMES! I MUST KILL SELF SO DEY CANT KILL ME11" maybe the world is better off without them.

Yeah, it's the kids in that situation I feel sorry for.

I don't know if you saw the video but slitting throats is a hard thing to do properly. She was betting on them bleeding out after taking them to a friends house but the friend arrived home early and emergency response saved all their lives.

Her bail is set at one million dollars.

e: It was AoD I was mostly responding to, I quoted the wrong thing. He definitely thought the kisd had died.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #590 on: May 21, 2011, 06:56:15 pm »

I know this is going to make me seem like a huge arsehole, but if they truly believe that whole "OMGZ, ENDTIMES! I MUST KILL SELF SO DEY CANT KILL ME11" maybe the world is better off without them.

Yeah, it's the kids in that situation I feel sorry for.

I don't know if you saw the video but slitting throats is a hard thing to do properly. She was betting on them bleeding out after taking them to a friends house but the friend arrived home early and emergency response saved all their lives.

Her bail is set at one million dollars.

e: It was AoD I was mostly responding to, I quoted the wrong thing. He definitely thought the kisd had died.

Still feel sorry for the kids.  Also, no I haven't actually seen the video because I'm at work.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #591 on: May 21, 2011, 06:58:04 pm »

Oh, absolutely I agree, but the fact they survived is a huge load off my mind.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #592 on: May 21, 2011, 07:04:05 pm »

Oh, absolutely I agree, but the fact they survived is a huge load off my mind.

They'll grow up with one hell of a story.  Anybody ever gives them grief for just about anything or complains about their own lives, they can go "My mom slit my throat.  See?  Scar right there."  Instant holy-shit reaction from anyone.
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In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #593 on: May 21, 2011, 07:13:03 pm »

What stops his plan from involving your suicide?
HE isn't Kira or Tzeentch or the EMPRAH OF MAHNKIND


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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #594 on: May 21, 2011, 07:16:21 pm »

Oh shit.  I'm Cthulhu aren't I?  Maybe I was supposed to destroy the world.

Damn, really dropped the ball on this one.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #595 on: May 21, 2011, 07:16:59 pm »

You lazy bastard.  What have you been doing all day?

Oh, absolutely I agree, but the fact they survived is a huge load off my mind.

They'll grow up with one hell of a story.  Anybody ever gives them grief for just about anything or complains about their own lives, they can go "My mom slit my throat.  See?  Scar right there."  Instant holy-shit reaction from anyone.

Indeed.  Picture perfect middle-class suburban family, and the mother slits her children's throats over a cockamamie prophecy she saw on a billboard.  It would be very interesting to follow up on those kids some years from now, and see how they turn out.  Especially since they're pretty much guaranteed for court-ordered custody now.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #596 on: May 21, 2011, 07:28:53 pm »

Oh shit.  I'm Cthulhu aren't I?  Maybe I was supposed to destroy the world.

Damn, really dropped the ball on this one.
I'll give you fair warning, I'm filing a complaint against you as Great Destroyer. This stuff has to be on time, Cthulhu!
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #597 on: May 21, 2011, 07:32:26 pm »

Oh shit.  I'm Cthulhu aren't I?  Maybe I was supposed to destroy the world.

Damn, really dropped the ball on this one.
You better bet im calling customer support for this bullshit.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Lord Shonus

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #598 on: May 21, 2011, 07:45:05 pm »

You lazy bastard.  What have you been doing all day?

Oh, absolutely I agree, but the fact they survived is a huge load off my mind.

They'll grow up with one hell of a story.  Anybody ever gives them grief for just about anything or complains about their own lives, they can go "My mom slit my throat.  See?  Scar right there."  Instant holy-shit reaction from anyone.

Indeed.  Picture perfect middle-class suburban family, and the mother slits her children's throats over a cockamamie prophecy she saw on a billboard.  It would be very interesting to follow up on those kids some years from now, and see how they turn out.  Especially since they're pretty much guaranteed for court-ordered custody now.
had nothing to do with the billboard prophecy. It was disasters that made her think the end was near.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #599 on: May 21, 2011, 07:49:08 pm »

I know this is going to make me seem like a huge arsehole, but if they truly believe that whole "OMGZ, ENDTIMES! I MUST KILL SELF SO DEY CANT KILL ME11" maybe the world is better off without them.

Yeah, it's the kids in that situation I feel sorry for.

I don't know if you saw the video but slitting throats is a hard thing to do properly. She was betting on them bleeding out after taking them to a friends house but the friend arrived home early and emergency response saved all their lives 
Her bail is set at one million dollars.

e: It was AoD I was mostly responding to, I quoted the wrong thing. He definitely thought the kisd had died.

Still feel sorry for the kids.  Also, no I haven't actually seen the video because I'm at work.

I also still feel sorry for the kids, but now I also feel sorry that the mother survived :(
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