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Author Topic: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.  (Read 38874 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #420 on: May 21, 2011, 12:24:20 am »
Quote from: Max White on May 21, 2011, 12:17:43 am
THE END IS NEIGH!
That's a complete delusion. The end is CLEARLY MOOOOOOOO!
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #421 on: May 21, 2011, 12:25:18 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on May 21, 2011, 12:21:44 am
According to "live" seismographs, we would seem to be in the clear. It is possible that they haven't updated since the whole thing started. Earthquakes were supposed to come with this right?

No no, you see the earthquakes were sooo powerful, the stations housing the seismographs were destroyed instantly, just so that you could continue to rely on your faith. It isn't fair for god to kill some out of the blue and let others have warning to change their faith, so he is going to stop you from knowing until it is too late. Even make fake posts by dead formites.

That is totally how it works, bro.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #422 on: May 21, 2011, 12:25:34 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 21, 2011, 12:24:20 am
Quote from: Max White on May 21, 2011, 12:17:43 am
THE END IS NEIGH!
That's a complete delusion. The end is CLEARLY MOOOOOOOO!
It's actually Baaaahhhhhh. I've seen Black Sheep, and we know this begins in New Zealandish.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #423 on: May 21, 2011, 12:25:41 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on May 21, 2011, 12:21:44 am
According to "live" seismographs, we would seem to be in the clear. It is possible that they haven't updated since the whole thing started. Earthquakes were supposed to come with this right?
Indeed, the earthshattering quakes are my herald of the- I mean, what the Family Radio loonies say is going to be the begining of the end. How silly of them, really. Say, while we're on the subject, might you care to renounce Christ for the true power and freedom of Satan? Just asking? Maybe?
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #424 on: May 21, 2011, 12:26:22 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 21, 2011, 12:25:41 am
Quote from: Bauglir on May 21, 2011, 12:21:44 am
According to "live" seismographs, we would seem to be in the clear. It is possible that they haven't updated since the whole thing started. Earthquakes were supposed to come with this right?
Indeed, the earthshattering quakes are my herald of the- I mean, what the Family Radio loonies say is going to be the begining of the end. How silly of them, really. Say, while we're on the subject, might you care to renounce Christ for the true power and freedom of Satan? Just asking? Maybe?
Now is no time to be making enemies.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #425 on: May 21, 2011, 12:28:51 am »
The 5th ponymen, MegaDeathCow, shall be the bringer of doom! Go MegaDeathCow, rain your wraith upon the sinners!
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #426 on: May 21, 2011, 12:30:35 am »
Quote from: Max White on May 21, 2011, 12:28:51 am
The 5th ponymen, MegaDeathCow, shall be the bringer of doom! Go MegaDeathCow, rain your wraith upon the sinners!

That's not wrath...
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #427 on: May 21, 2011, 12:31:59 am »
I'm betting that when this doesn't happen, they'll end up saying, "Well, it was just the beginning of the end!  What did you expect?!"

Just wanted to get that out there so ya'll know I knew it.  It's pretty much how any specific date for doomsday ends up.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #428 on: May 21, 2011, 12:35:14 am »
Quote from: Knight of Fools on May 21, 2011, 12:31:59 am
I'm betting that when this doesn't happen, they'll end up saying, "Well, it was just the beginning of the end!  What did you expect?!"

Just wanted to get that out there so ya'll know I knew it.  It's pretty much how any specific date for doomsday ends up.

Although they gave us a very specific date for the end of the end, so after a few more months we can call them out on their shit. Again.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #429 on: May 21, 2011, 12:45:17 am »
Hum. Anyone seen Jackrabbit?
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #430 on: May 21, 2011, 12:50:17 am »
Quote from: Criptfeind on May 21, 2011, 12:45:17 am
Hum. Anyone seen Jackrabbit?


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Oh shit.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #431 on: May 21, 2011, 12:52:12 am »
So I woke up in an alleyway covered in the blood of a goat, and hanging upside down from a defunct neon light. I miss anything of real importance?
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #432 on: May 21, 2011, 01:00:45 am »
There goes some islands and another chunk of Russia. Our Aussy friends are up.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #433 on: May 21, 2011, 01:09:40 am »
It's only 4pm here. We have two more hours.
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Re: You heard? The worlds ending on the 21st of May.
« Reply #434 on: May 21, 2011, 01:37:17 am »
4:07 PM to be precise
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