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6PM.

[freeformschooler]

Dangit Janet I'm tryna' not do any of that shitposting but this topic just makes it too tempting.

My friend in New York said that there was a man standing outside of Toys R Us with his 2 kids. They were all wearing shirts saying how the world was ending and the man was proclaiming it out loud for all to hear. Said friend said the HE said "shut up, it's not going to happen" in their general direction. He then said one of the children started crying.

He asked me if he was a horrible person and I said no. I think I'm friends with the right people.

[olemars]

Reporting from Scandinavia at 10 minutes past midnight. No sign of impending Nibiru impact, supervolcanoes, horsemen or angels blowing horns. A helicopter just flew past but they do that a lot.

[Darvi]

That makes me wonder what kind of person indoctrinates children to believe in the end of the world. It's not like kids have the amount of cynism needed to cope with the idea.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

A helicopter just flew past but they do that a lot.

Now, this is very important, did the helicopter in question tear a hole between this Earth and the infernal plane with it's blades, unleashing horrors beyond human comprehension into our doomed world? If so, we know where Alan Moore is at the moment, which should be useful for the impending invasion.

[Grimshot]

That makes me wonder what kind of person indoctrinates children to believe in the end of the world. It's not like kids have the amount of cynism needed to cope with the idea.

 Hmm, I've always wondered why one would try to convince their children that "THE END IS NIGH! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER." If I honestly thought that I would probably try to keep it from them.

[Blargityblarg]

8:16 AM, 21/5/11. Still no horsemen; may have to go into the city and kidnap some from the tourist trap horse-and-carts.

[Criptfeind]

You know, I wonder even if this happens it will not be like the Salvation War you know? That would be pretty awsome.

[kilakan]

Sigh even if the world does end 'm too sick to care.  If it does though my avatar is exactly what I'll be doing while taking potshots at people that are being lifted to heaven

[Darvi]

Still nothing but grues out there.

8:16 AM, 21/5/11. Still no horsemen; may have to go into the city and kidnap some from the tourist trap horse-and-carts.

A friend of mine wants a word with you.

HELLO

[blackmagechill]

No end of days here! I still have about seven hours though, so I'll wait it out until then.

[Criptfeind]

I have over 24 hours before the end gets here. Some of you guys are so lucky.

[Darvi]

Over? Where the heck do you live that you're still back in 19th may?

[Akura]

That makes me wonder what kind of person indoctrinates children to believe in the end of the world. It's not like kids have the amount of cynism needed to cope with the idea.

 Hmm, I've always wondered why one would try to convince their children that "THE END IS NIGH! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER." If I honestly thought that I would probably try to keep it from them.

Huh, that got me thinking the warning of impending rapturing would be God yelling to you over the Codec: "Snake, what happened? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE!".

[Criptfeind]

Over? Where the heck do you live that you're still back in 19th may?

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