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[scriver]

So, how are you going to spend the last day before the End?

[Keita]

Prepare for laughing on the 23rd.

Let's see what they have to say then, shall we?

[Strife26]

Doing the same thing I do every day. Sleep as much as I can, try to get on the internet every six hours or so, remember to eat at least twice, drink four liters of water, and try not to die.


Maybe I'll practice quick drawing my pistol some more, just in case.

[Akura]

Maybe I should spend the last day trying to convince someone who really thinks it's the Last Day to have sex with me. Does that make me a horrible person?
_{If you answered no, then *you* are a horrible person.}

[Nadaka]

Maybe I should spend the last day trying to convince someone who really thinks it's the Last Day to have sex with me. Does that make me a horrible person?
_{If you answered no, then *you* are a horrible person.}

Remind him/her to ask forgiveness for their sins afterward. Wouldn't want them to blame you for not getting raptured.

[freeformschooler]

Well, there's this comic book thing coming up called "Fanaticon" and it's hosted slightly nearby (it's something of a drive but ehh). Only problem is it comes up at 6:00 PM tomorrow, and rapture is supposed to begin at 3PM where I live Oh well.

Today I'll spend my day chilling with the people I love, just in case.

[scriver]

and rapture is supposed to begin at 3PM where I live

I've been wondering about this. How does one/they know which time zone God is in?

I'm sorry if this has already been talked abouy, I jumped some pages when I started to read the thread.

[freeformschooler]

and rapture is supposed to begin at 3PM where I live

I've been wondering about this. How does one/they know which time zone God is in?

I'm sorry if this has already been talked abouy, I jumped some pages when I started to read the thread.

I don't really know, I just remember my parents saying that since they had heard that the guy originally said the rapture was supposed to begin at 6PM in... Switzerland? I don't know, something like that which made it 3PM for us.
It's all so very silly.

[Darvi]

Somehow that doesn't add up. There's 7 or 8 hours between you and Switzerland.

[Zangi]

Heard on the radio that god adheres to human time zones.  So basically the end of the world will begin in New Zealand/Eastern Russia and come around to Hawaii/Buncha small Oceanic islands.

The good news is, we can watch the rapture as it comes and be well prepared for our doom.  Of course by having our last fling in most violent fashion.

[PTTG??]

This guy is obviously unaware that it is possible to travel around the world in less than 24 hours. You just need to fly east at greater than on time zone per hour, and you never get raptured.

[freeformschooler]

Heard on the radio that god adheres to human time zones.  So basically the end of the world will begin in New Zealand/Eastern Russia and come around to Hawaii/Buncha small Oceanic islands.

The good news is, we can watch the rapture as it comes and be well prepared for our doom.  Of course by having our last fling in most violent fashion.

Yeah, that was it, not Switzerland I think. I'm gonna have to look for some sources on this anyway.

[Darvi]

Or you stay in samoa until, say, noon, and then cross the border between today and tomorrow.

[Zangi]

Or you stay in samoa until, say, noon, and then cross the border between today and tomorrow.

Nah man, the Rapture debuff will be in effect for 24 hours after it hits a time zone.  To prevent people from gaming the system.

EDIT: Also, why would you want to avoid Rapture?  The 'rapture' part only effects the believers, 'positively'.

Everyone else gets to stick around while the Earth goes into meltdown or some such.

[Astral]

Not sure if this was posted earlier in the thread, but I'm definitely doing this.