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Fniff

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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2011, 09:25:08 pm »
Let's go see the classics. For example, Pans Labyrinth.
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2011, 09:41:12 pm »
You see Pans Labyrinth. what a weird movie. You then board the next shuttle to Celtia. You eat during the flight and will arrive when it is morning there. When you get there, you notice the posters of both U.N. and Revalution origin. If anything was going to happen, it was going to happen here. You see the housing board, and they give you an apartment untill you can buy your own home. You have some down time while your apartment is being fitted, whats next?
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2011, 09:42:19 pm »
Hang out at the local pub. Sit down with some random worker drones.
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2011, 09:51:02 pm »
You enter the pub and buy a pint. The room is filled with talks of injustie of the U.N. You just shrug it off. You take your first sip when you hear a very familer voice,"Frank! Is that you?...It is!" You would know that voice anyware, its Sally, Your girlfriend you lost contact with. (BTW she is friggen hot!) You reply back:
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2011, 09:51:59 pm »
"Holy Christ, how are you?"
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2011, 09:53:53 pm »
"Oh I'm doing well howabout your self??"
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2011, 09:57:36 pm »
"Just arrived really. Watched Pan's Labyrinth."
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2011, 10:00:07 pm »
Se smiles, "you've always like movies like that." the she looks twards the door, "There is somebody i'd like you to meet."
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2011, 10:03:16 pm »
Look at the door.
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2011, 10:07:49 pm »
nobody come through, she says "Ha! you always took things too serious." She sits by you, "What happened to us? you just left, and-" before she can finish, a fire fight explodes in the street. what do ye doeth??
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2011, 01:05:12 am »
Sweet baby jeebus, first she's hot and then there's a fire? It's time to take the route of the gentleman, folks.

>Find a container with water inside and throw the contents on Sally to cool her off.
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2011, 06:20:58 am »
No, it's a gun fight!

Push you and Sally to the ground!
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2011, 09:07:47 am »
>Find a container with water inside and throw the contents on Sally to cool her off.
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2011, 09:59:28 am »
Gabbing sally in one hand and a glass of water in the other, you push sally to the ground, then dump the water on her. Before she can get out  a "what the fuck?!?" the firefight is over. Nice. Now what Romeo?
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Re: On Planet Thor
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2011, 03:26:11 pm »
"Where I live, dumping a glass of water on you is the equal of proposing."

Kiss her and whisper in her ear Will you marry me?
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