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Author Topic: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)  (Read 6680 times)

Taricus

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 06:55:53 pm »
BECOME SUMO WRESTLER!
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 07:02:00 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on May 06, 2011, 06:55:53 pm
BECOME SUMO WRESTLER!
A Good plan, but are we in the correct region?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2011, 08:05:46 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 06, 2011, 06:54:59 pm
Do 5 pushups. in an hour, do 5 more. keep going till the end of the day. when you wake up, do 10 push ups, and continue to do hourly pushups, increasing by 5 each day. eventually, you will get into proper shape. if your arms are too wimpy, do crunches instead.
UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH, you get on the ground and cannot do a push up, neither can you do crunches. You are stuck on the floor, and need some help getting up.

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Aklyon

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2011, 08:13:46 pm »
Imagine the ceiling to be a potato chip.
REACH!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2011, 08:19:39 pm »
CEILING IS POTATO CHIP, POTATO CHIP GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!
You get up, infinitely exhausted. Unfortunately, you own NOTHING, so you have no where to rest without falling. You fall. Damn.


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Aklyon

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2011, 08:23:36 pm »
Drag self to landlord. Ask for cheap but sturdy chair.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2011, 09:55:09 pm »
He says: "THAT WILL BE ONE-HUNDRED ONE DOLLARS PLEASE!"
Wait a second your landlord sells chairs? huh.

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2011, 01:24:55 am »
Use landlord as a prop to stand up!
If he disagrees with his new role he must be A POTATO CHIP and thus must be eaten.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2011, 03:14:28 am »
Eat landlord.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2011, 06:13:59 am »
Quote from: quip on May 07, 2011, 01:24:55 am
Use landlord as a prop to stand up!
If he disagrees with his new role he must be A POTATO CHIP and thus must be eaten.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2011, 07:17:44 am »
Posting to watch.

Also, Find a way to convert fat into grey matter, and become brain-man.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2011, 06:59:15 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on May 07, 2011, 07:17:44 am
Posting to watch.

Also, Find a way to convert fat into grey matter, and become brain-man.

Why? we would become top-heavy and fall over.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2011, 07:02:22 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 07, 2011, 06:59:15 pm
Quote from: Vorthon on May 07, 2011, 07:17:44 am
Posting to watch.

Also, Find a way to convert fat into grey matter, and become brain-man.

Why? we would become top-heavy and fall over.

Not if we kept the grey matter distributed over our body. And turned some of the fat into white matter instead of grey matter.
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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2011, 09:57:27 pm »
As you try to prop yourself up on your landlord, he kicks you in the face. Understanding that only POTATO CHIPS would refuse to help you if you didn't ask, your eat his legs. He then flips you over, and you asphyxiate due to the fact that you can't turn over to continue breathing.

You die....

You go back in time!

Quote from: Megaman on May 06, 2011, 09:55:09 pm
He says: "THAT WILL BE ONE-HUNDRED ONE DOLLARS PLEASE!"
Wait a second your landlord sells chairs? huh.

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Aklyon

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Re: You are Obese(And used to be a potato chip)
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2011, 10:05:39 pm »
Ask for a cheaper but still fairly sturdy chair.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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