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[Necro910]

As the title says, who is the dwarfiest person you know?

For me, it would have to be my grandfather. During WWII, he was living on a farm in the middle of nowhere and grew potatoes (Bloated Tubers). He also had to butcher cats because they would breed like crazy and slow movement, which would make some people there sad. Don't forget, he is a master woodcrafter, metalcrafter, and mechanic!


EDIT: Oh yeah, and he's an alcoholic.

[Girlinhat]

Realistically, my grandmother.  She's gone senile, and taken a new, younger (65 year old) boyfriend while her husband is in a nursing home.  She regularly disappears for days on cross-country trips with this guy, is prone to ignoring her diabetes and almost dying, and generally requires a lot of supervision and causes innumerable headaches.  All things considered, very dwarfy.

[Kattaroten]

No one i know personally but this guy is the dwarfiest creature ever to walk this earth http://www.youtube.com/user/michaelcthulhu#p/u/19/6jxGnl0RGhU Legendary Weaponsmith xD

[Shook]

Them's some hella dorfy humans, there!

Also, probably my own dad, or our neighbor. Both have a tendency to plan and build things seemingly at random; the neighbor builds more stuff, but my dad enjoys creative destruction and explosions. We once had a window of glass to be scrapped. Instead of safely breaking it with a hammer or something, he decided that we should prop it up in our carport and throw stones at it. Fun, but deafeningly loud. My ears rang and hurt afterwards. (also our other neighbor popped up to check out what the hell was going on)

[Ganondwarf]

For certain definitions of "know"...

CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

[iyaerP]

For certain definitions of "know"..

CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

except not.

[Necro910]

For certain definitions of "know"...

CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

What about The Most Interesting Man In The World? He is a sponsor (He does it for free!) of a beer commercial.

On Lady Luck: Be wary of a woman who is only there when you win.
On Manscaping: I don't even know what this is...
On Rollerblading: No.

He wins competitions for his game face alone:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[DoctorMonch]

For certain definitions of "know"...

CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

What about The Most Interesting Man In The World? He is a sponsor (He does it for free!) of a beer commercial.

On Lady Luck: Be wary of a woman who is only there when you win.
On Manscaping: I don't even know what this is...
On Rollerblading: No.

He wins competitions for his game face alone:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't always acknowledge sieges...

But when I do;

I use magma.

Stay toasty my friends.

[Necro910]

For certain definitions of "know"...

CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

What about The Most Interesting Man In The World? He is a sponsor (He does it for free!) of a beer commercial.

On Lady Luck: Be wary of a woman who is only there when you win.
On Manscaping: I don't even know what this is...
On Rollerblading: No.

He wins competitions for his game face alone:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't always acknowledge sieges...

But when I do;

I use magma.

Stay toasty my friends.

I cannot handle the win of that magmatude.

[dragoncurse]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hitler, for using gas on living sentients and making from them soap.

Well, if you're traumatized with WWII stuff, I suggest you don't open this spoiler.

[Necro910]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hitler, for using gas on living sentients and making from them soap.

Well, if you're traumatized with WWII stuff, I suggest you don't open this spoiler.

In soviet Russia, WWII stuff is traumatized by you! lol.

Man soap, for when you want to smell like a different smelling man that smells manly!

[antymattar]

Myself. I work at my parents farm(I'm 14 so thats good) and what I do is milk GOATS, dig places so that stuff can be put planted there. AND DIG GRAVES so that all the dead goats can be buried there. I have dug many graves...many

[CapnUrist]

When I went out to college, I got into Dungeons and Dragons (big surprise!), and when I joined the gaming club there, I met a man everyone called Canada. When I first met him, the only word that went across my mind was "dwarf!", because he stood about 5 foot even, had curly reddish brown hair and a great, well-kept beard. Getting to know him didn't change the impression, because he had quite a taste for beer, roleplayed a dwarven cleric of Pelor very well, and toward the end of that semester, shaved his head bald while keeping the beard, which only served to reinforce the look.

[Angel Of Death]

My dad.

He's alcohol dependant, really strong and not too intelligent.

(No offense, dad)

[Ganondwarf]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hitler, for using gas on living sentients and making from them soap.

Well, if you're traumatized with WWII stuff, I suggest you don't open this spoiler.

Think maybe you shoulda put the spoiler AFTER the warning? 
Personally, I'm not traumatized, but others...wait, we play dwarf fortress.

The game where capturing, breeding, and harvesting the bones of merpeople for profit is perfectly acceptable.
Where you drop babies down a hole onto steel spikes in your barracks to toughen up your dwarves.
Where puppies and kittens are livestock.
Where nobles are as likely to be assassinated as to have their mandate fulfilled.
Where magma solves everything...

Okay never mind, WWII doesn't seem so bad anymore.