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[Tyius]

It just started a fight with the giant leopard that guards the entrance to my keep......  It bit him a few times before it got torn to pieces, and honey badger still just didn't give a shit lol.

[Girlinhat]

This is true in real life as well.  American zookeepers refuse to keep badgers due to their violence.  They'll gladly house alligators, lions, tigers, hippos, and sharks within a 5 acre area, but refuse to handle something the size of a dog.  Keep in mind that the PRONE_TO_RAGE token was made entirely to accommodate badgers.  They are the carp of olden days... except they walk on land and go after your food.

[Fredd]

Just think of any badger as a sober dwarf. A scary thought

[Scaraban]

Just think of any badger as a sober dwarf. A scary thought

AHHHHHH
*shipped off to a mental institution for safety*

[Tyius]

Yeah, I didn't even realize that it had actually fought the giant leopard to the death until i looked at the front of my keep and saw blood everywhere.  For something so little it sure held it's own though....  Breeding program time!  I bet they are exotic though...

[Necro910]

Just think of any badger as a sober dwarf. A scary thought

*shiver*
*retch*
*retch*
*sleep*
*stunned*
*retch*

[Girlinhat]

Elves will semi-reliably bring badgers and giant badgers.  I strongly suggest buying ANY giant badgers you can, as a handful will turn back a siege.  Breed them, and you're invincible...

[Megaman]

Indeed, dem badgers!

[Tyius]

Offically lost Giant Leopard to the second honey badger...  These things are intense.

[Syrup Roast]

Offically lost Giant Leopard to the second honey badger...  These things are intense.

How big are honey badgers again?

[Girlinhat]

Badger: 15,000
Badger Man: Unsure, it's modified according to [CV_NEW_TAG:GRAVITATE_BODY_SIZE:70000] but this purpose isn't directly know.
Giant Badger: 30,000 (Giant variants are 200% larger than their normal counterparts.)
Honey Badger Boar: 14,000
Honey Badger Sow: 9,000

[krenshala]

I think other types of badgers steer clear of honey badgers due to the danger involved in associating with them ...

[SirAaronIII]

Badgers are actually BIGGER than those vicious dwarf-slayers?
I... I'm just lubricating my eyes. Allergy season, you know?

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[Ganondwarf]

Just think of any badger as a sober dwarf. A scary thought

An eight foot tall (if they're giant) sober dwarf with teeth...
Giant Badgers recently brought my pop down from 19 to 12

[Naryar]

Tame war giant badgers aren't as savage as the wild ones are, sadly.