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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 02:38:16 am »

Do they stop raging?

Also, this thread demands a picture of a honey badger wearing sunglasses, with the caption "Deal with it".  Also acceptable if it shows the lower-case "b" with sunglasses.

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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2011, 02:44:32 am »

Do they stop raging?

I think they do. They don't give the "The Stray War Giant Badger has become enraged" message at least.

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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2011, 03:38:53 am »

Badger: 15,000
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Giant Badger: 30,000 (Giant variants are 200% larger than their normal counterparts.)
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That's wrong. Giant Badgers have their [CHANGE_BODY_SIZE_PERC] tag removed and another one added instead:
[CHANGE_BODY_SIZE_PERC:2040]
They are 20 times larger than regular badger, larger that grizzly bears. That's why they shred dwarves in pieces with ease.

Actually, many giant animal versions have been increased in size greatly with some of the new releases. New sizes for giant felines make a giant tiger weigh almost 2 tons!

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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2011, 03:55:22 am »

Oh, I didn't notice that Giant Badgers had their own size defined there...  Fair enough.  That makes them a ton and a half of bloodthirsty, rage-inducing fur and tooth.  I had one bite off a farmer's head in my current fort...

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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2011, 07:04:47 am »

Especially Honey Badgers are fearless berserk assholes irl indeed. And the Giant Badgers which plod around my fortress are a hefty nuisance as well, really.
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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2011, 08:37:44 am »


According to toady
, the formula for giant is (8x + 200000^2/(x+200000))*100/x %

Which if my maths is correct gives 186,000 for a Giant Badger, so roughly Llama-sized.


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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2011, 08:40:48 am »


According to toady
, the formula for giant is (8x + 200000^2/(x+200000))*100/x %

Which if my maths is correct gives 186,000 for a Giant Badger, so roughly Llama-sized.

Actually, that's just the formula he uses to come up with the CHANGE_BODY_SIZE_PERC value, and the giant badger's size multiplier seemingly doesn't use that formula - if you do the math on the actual values in the raws, giant badgers are size 306000.
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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2011, 12:42:37 pm »

...Badgernarok.
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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2011, 12:46:36 pm »

This gives a whole new meaning to the.. badger badger.. meme.. thing..
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2011, 01:44:34 pm »

This gives a whole new meaning to the.. badger badger.. meme.. thing..
Especially if you got to watch giant setts (compact car sized badgers) tear up dwarves from Midgard that didn't know how dangerous they were. (Some days I really miss DAoC ...)
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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2011, 03:49:50 pm »

Badger entry:
[PET_EXOTIC] -> [PET]
+[TRAINABLE]

I deem war badgers as a necessary addition to any fortress. They're actually very useful, reproduce often, and will kill all problems.

War honey badgers, however... I don't think that should be approached.
I've seen a honey badger kill a water buffalo, walking away with only a scratched leg. No war honey badgers.
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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2011, 04:48:47 pm »

I wondered why VI/Sony decided to make NPC's based on them...

http://eqbeastiary.allakhazam.com/search.html?id=4513

I always thought thy were cute... at least they make cute noises when getting hit.
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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2011, 06:10:46 am »

This gives a whole new meaning to the.. badger badger.. meme.. thing..

This thread seems to be begging for this link...

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/
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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2011, 06:51:32 am »

Giant honey badgers anyone ?

Or better, giant honey badger conga lines. So deserts will be much more !!FUN!! than previously.

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Re: Honey badger just don't give a shit...
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2011, 10:11:37 am »

But they're cuddly wuddly adorwable!

Stop the hating!, also cuddly are carp!:

and elephants!
 
er ok bad example, but hey, maybe he was intentionally aiming for getting his tusks stuck in the mud so the guy could scramble out of the way? What an adorable creature :'(
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.
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