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Author Topic: Of Science and Hammers.  (Read 12316 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #150 on: May 09, 2011, 03:07:06 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 09, 2011, 03:02:25 pm
Let's call the cops. This is illegal, sieging us. It goes beyond simple protest.
But then we would have to reveal our thorngun design, since its in the shop.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #151 on: May 09, 2011, 03:08:14 pm »
Reveal it. It's not illegal.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #152 on: May 09, 2011, 03:08:44 pm »
Also, the police might want a design made just for them.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #153 on: May 09, 2011, 03:16:58 pm »
The police say they're too busy with the overabundance of crashes in Main Street to help.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #154 on: May 09, 2011, 03:20:33 pm »
Fuck.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #155 on: May 09, 2011, 03:42:55 pm »
"Yes Sir?" says the walkie-talkie.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #156 on: May 09, 2011, 03:44:32 pm »
Frighten them away.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #157 on: May 09, 2011, 03:48:01 pm »
Threaten them with your HAMMER as well!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #158 on: May 09, 2011, 03:51:38 pm »
"On it, sir."
You hear quite a bit of shouting and sound effects below.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #159 on: May 09, 2011, 03:59:55 pm »
Yaaaaaaaaaaay.

Wait an hour, and see how it goes.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #160 on: May 09, 2011, 09:32:04 pm »
Sacrifice a calf to Thor so that he might bring a thunderstorm and rain and lightning on the seigers.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #161 on: May 09, 2011, 09:59:24 pm »
Quote from: elitetaco3519 on May 09, 2011, 09:32:04 pm
Sacrifice a calf to Thor so that he might bring a thunderstorm and rain and lightning on the seigers.

That is a silly idea! Cut that advisor's salary for a week!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #162 on: May 09, 2011, 10:00:15 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 09, 2011, 09:59:24 pm
Quote from: elitetaco3519 on May 09, 2011, 09:32:04 pm
Sacrifice a calf to Thor so that he might bring a thunderstorm and rain and lightning on the seigers.

That is a silly idea! Cut that advisor's salary for a week!

Then cut his lip with a thorngun thorn!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #163 on: May 09, 2011, 10:09:59 pm »
Give the thorngun the capability to secrete paralytic venom from the tip in a method akin to a jellyfish sting.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #164 on: May 09, 2011, 10:11:09 pm »
If we do that, then we cannot sell it to the public.
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