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Author Topic: Of Science and Hammers.  (Read 12094 times)

Fniff

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2011, 05:24:09 pm »
Get to testing with crackheads. Promise them crack to complete these small tests. Use all. The projects"
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #121 on: May 07, 2011, 06:00:30 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 07, 2011, 05:24:09 pm
Get to testing with crackheads. Promise them crack to complete these small tests. Use all. The projects"

We're a science company not a pharmaceutical company!

We have plenty of good manageroids to test on!

Portal team should work on the explodyportal's ability to conceal itself so we can bid on the moving landmine.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #122 on: May 07, 2011, 06:09:34 pm »
The first thornshooter dies.
the third one dies.
the eleventh one as well.
the 74th one, however, does not. It fails to pierce the manageroid and lacks a reload, however.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #123 on: May 07, 2011, 06:27:44 pm »
Add a reload, and add disease resistants!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #124 on: May 07, 2011, 06:51:27 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 07, 2011, 06:27:44 pm
Add a reload, and add disease resistants!

Progress!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #125 on: May 07, 2011, 06:58:19 pm »
They died from fail growing, not diseases, so theres nothing to prevent yet. Good idea, though.
The thornshooter is mutated into a more baton-like shape, then evolved with a reload-like mechanism.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #126 on: May 07, 2011, 07:01:13 pm »
Right, time to add something.

Make it thrive in dry and cold areas. That way, we can have less failures!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #127 on: May 07, 2011, 07:05:02 pm »
Enrich the soil with better plant food as well!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #128 on: May 07, 2011, 07:06:10 pm »
Genetically alter it to poison the thorns.
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« Reply #129 on: May 07, 2011, 07:19:16 pm »
The developers fail at growing it any better, so they just enrich the soil and grow several more to use as Prototypes.

One of them suggests outsourcing the growing to speed up the thriving, and is swiftly HAMMER'D. We don't need help doing SCIENCE!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #130 on: May 07, 2011, 07:23:15 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on May 07, 2011, 07:19:16 pm
outsource the growing to speed up the thriving
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #131 on: May 07, 2011, 07:24:33 pm »
another is HAMMER'D. This is SCIENCE, we don't need extra help except for testers!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #132 on: May 07, 2011, 07:38:17 pm »
Alright, motherfucker.

Picture the scene.

You are a crackhead in an inner city slum. You live to get another drop of that precious ichor that greases the wheels of your short, brutish and horrifying life. You are barely holding together in your shack when a crowbar smashes your face in. You are dragged off to a gleaming white lab, and a seed is planted in you, something about thorn guns thriving in human bodies. You are kept in your room for weeks, and not allowed to eat anything apart from water. Suddenly, you are in immense pain. You start vomiting. Blood. Something is piercing your skin. Thorns burst through your chest, draining blood from your system. You watch as the most beautiful rose grows from your chest, stained with blood and you fade out.

Rename the project Sangre Espinas and make it so the rose thrives in human bodies!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #133 on: May 07, 2011, 08:40:16 pm »
Why change to that, though?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #134 on: May 07, 2011, 08:41:45 pm »
Its Spanish for Blood Rose.
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