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Author Topic: Of Science and Hammers.  (Read 12337 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2011, 02:17:18 pm »

Make some shoes with built-in missile defense systems.

Nay, do not disperse our R&D dept. so much. leave it to a max of 3 projects at a time, will you?
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #106 on: May 06, 2011, 02:26:00 pm »

Make some shoes with built-in missile defense systems.

Nay, do not disperse our R&D dept. so much. leave it to a max of 3 projects at a time, will you?
I don't know how to name a fourth team anyway.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #107 on: May 06, 2011, 02:46:42 pm »

An explosion is heard nearby, followed by celebrations. Apparently the Explodyportal is now both mobile and explody.
Diggerbot is now in Secondary Testing, the Bid Viewer having been counted as Primary. should there be trenchpeople or just a cube of dirt?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #108 on: May 06, 2011, 02:58:36 pm »

An explosion is heard nearby, followed by celebrations. Apparently the Explodyportal is now both mobile and explody.
How about getting a mil-contract for this as the moving mine?

Diggerbot is now in Secondary Testing, the Bid Viewer having been counted as Primary. should there be trenchpeople or just a cube of dirt?

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2011, 03:03:00 pm »

Diggerbot works quite well. the builders replace the bat with a generic sonar sensor and mark it V1. The bid viewer will not be back for a while, though.
Explodyportal is speeded up, and then also marked V1.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #110 on: May 06, 2011, 03:52:27 pm »

Attach friend or foe identification system to the explodyportal.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #111 on: May 06, 2011, 04:11:42 pm »

See if we can research an improved power supply for the Diggerbot.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #112 on: May 06, 2011, 06:37:11 pm »

No current small-scale power supplies are anybetter than what diggerbot already has.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2011, 09:31:29 pm »

attach weapons to the diggerbot and market it as a covert ops machine.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #114 on: May 06, 2011, 09:58:27 pm »

attach weapons to the diggerbot and market it as a covert ops machine.

Not yet.. remember, it's a project for the military, so we have to release the version to them first.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #115 on: May 07, 2011, 01:43:24 am »

Watching.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #116 on: May 07, 2011, 11:19:18 am »

If the bidviewer is not coming back for some time we can reduce priority on the diggerbot to bug-testing to make sure it's a solid product.

Create thornshooter prototype!

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #117 on: May 07, 2011, 02:51:07 pm »

If the bidviewer is not coming back for some time we can reduce priority on the diggerbot to bug-testing to make sure it's a solid product.

Yeah, we could do this.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #118 on: May 07, 2011, 04:41:30 pm »

If the bidviewer is not coming back for some time we can reduce priority on the diggerbot to bug-testing to make sure it's a solid product.

Yeah, we could do this.
do this (just getting in lol)
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #119 on: May 07, 2011, 05:06:38 pm »

The thornshooter prototype is synthesized, and set to grow. It may take a while (or never) to finish, since this is HAMMER Technologies first foray into biotech.

Portal team has Returned to work.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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