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Knave

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2011, 08:48:48 pm »
Hell I bet if we stuck legs on the first version of the exploding portal gun we'd have an even better mobile landmine than our competitor!

We should get the bid viewer to offer a contract and offer to continue bug testing!
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Aklyon

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2011, 08:57:33 pm »
The Bid Viewer agrees that while it is quite impeccable in its reliability, he does not at all understand the science it comes with. So he give Diggerbot V0.1 a "Maybe?" rating and moves on.

The Portal team asks for a break. WHat shall be researched while they are on break?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2011, 08:59:36 pm »
Investigate the idea of clones.
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Knave

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #78 on: May 05, 2011, 09:02:11 pm »
endless potential with clones!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2011, 09:02:19 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 05, 2011, 08:59:36 pm
Investigate the idea of clones.

No! scrap that idea at once!
We don't need to research on something that might one day replace us!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #80 on: May 05, 2011, 09:03:26 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 05, 2011, 09:02:19 pm
Quote from: Fniff on May 05, 2011, 08:59:36 pm
Investigate the idea of clones.

No! scrap that idea at once!
We don't need to research on something that might one day replace us!

Don't scrap it! It's good, we can live forever!
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Ultimuh

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #81 on: May 05, 2011, 09:04:51 pm »
Research the wonderful properties of.. of.. SAND! instead!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #82 on: May 05, 2011, 09:07:38 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 05, 2011, 09:04:51 pm
Research the wonderful properties of.. of.. SAND! instead!

Oh God, we ARE becoming Cave Johnson!
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« Reply #83 on: May 05, 2011, 09:09:47 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 05, 2011, 09:04:51 pm
Research the wonderful properties of.. of.. SAND! instead!
Sand?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #84 on: May 05, 2011, 09:11:25 pm »
Yes, sand. We know already that it can be used to make glass, but what if we dug deeper..
sand might hide some secrets that needs to be unlocked.

It's just that.. AI's.. robots.. clones.. are overdone in my opinion, we should focus our shift towards something.. unusual.
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Aklyon

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #85 on: May 05, 2011, 09:12:16 pm »
(How is that related to Cave Johnson, though?)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #86 on: May 05, 2011, 09:12:55 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on May 05, 2011, 09:12:16 pm
(How is that related to Cave Johnson, though?)

I have no idea..
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #87 on: May 05, 2011, 09:14:18 pm »
Alright. I'll do something science-y you won't know it!

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Let's make living guns! They could fire teeth!

It's related because that is what Cave does. He does pointless things that don't make any money. What could you do with Sand?
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2011, 09:16:02 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 05, 2011, 09:14:18 pm
What could you do with Sand?

Hmm.. First things first..
What do we know what sand can do?
And what do we know it cannot do?
After those questions are answered, we might start doing things.. !!FOR SCIENCE!!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #89 on: May 05, 2011, 09:17:02 pm »
True.
Research: Better Diggerbot (Primary Team), Living Guns (Secondary Team), Sand (Tertiary Team)
Lets get on with it! *THUD!*
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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