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Author Topic: Of Science and Hammers.  (Read 12081 times)

Fniff

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2011, 08:18:09 pm »
Sell the lemons. When life gives you lemons, BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN AND SELL THE MATCHES AND LAUGH IN HIS FACE[I/]
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #61 on: May 05, 2011, 08:19:44 pm »
We're not aperture science. And we're not Cave Johnson.

let's invent our own ideas instead of rehashing portal.
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noah22223

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2011, 08:20:36 pm »
Set up a Video Game Team.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2011, 08:22:07 pm »
Good point.

Still, money.

Also, No. We are a science team, not a game company! That's for another forum game.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2011, 08:23:22 pm »
Yes, let's focus on the money making potentials of monkey slingguns and diggerbots! Hurrah!
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Aklyon

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2011, 08:24:04 pm »
But they're a great idea, why give them away for money? You carefully chuck one at the researchers so we can get more later.

THE BID VIEWER has arrived! He asks where your diggerbot and/or mobile landmine is, since it wasn't outside.
Where is it?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2011, 08:26:57 pm »
In the...
HAMMER Industries Testing Room/Pool!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2011, 08:28:13 pm »
Crap! You left it....Somewhere?

Err.

Make something in 5 minutes!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2011, 08:28:32 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 05, 2011, 08:26:57 pm
In the...
HAMMER Industries Testing Room/Pool!
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Aklyon

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2011, 08:30:42 pm »
Goddamnit, for once the voice in your head was right! diggerbot is found at the bottom of the waterproofing testing pool. THE BID VIEWER leaves, knowing why you sighed on sight of it.
After he leaves, a Pool worker is HAMMERED out of frustration for why they thought to test that with so little time left. ARGH!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2011, 08:32:06 pm »
Try to complete this stupid contract.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2011, 08:37:32 pm »
Ask for bid extension!

Have marketing division create an Ad video for the awesome versatility of DiggerBot
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2011, 08:41:52 pm »
You hear the next day that everyone did badly due to luck of the crappy kind, and there will be a re-run to comply with something or other. So, with much more supervision, diggerbot actually makes it outside this time!

..THE BID VIEWER is fairly unimpressed, but he applauds the price estimate, so not everything is lost!
There is a loud *BOOMPF!* heard from the nearest non-company building, slightly muffled from the distance. Apparently your neighbor-competitor is going for the mobile landmine, but it exploded somewhere inside their building instead from the sound of it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #73 on: May 05, 2011, 08:46:35 pm »
Hmm, sabotage may be in order.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #74 on: May 05, 2011, 08:47:26 pm »
Personally overseer any important projects from now on, especially when they got a deadline.
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