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Author Topic: Of Science and Hammers.  (Read 12320 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2011, 06:13:59 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 05, 2011, 06:07:26 pm
PTMDDNE suggestion: Robotic Slap-Chopper

Basically, it hits the plunger on the slap-chop, when someone waves their hand across it's face
That spot is for when we fail so bad we deny ever spending time on such an idea. The old list was discovered, that why we didn't have a new name yet at the start.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2011, 06:33:29 pm »
Continue our research projects, full speed ahead!

In the mean time, contact the Military to see if they have any defence contracts that we can bid on!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2011, 06:56:43 pm »
Military contracts:
Mobile landmine device. Must be cheap but not too too volatile.
Cheap, Tiny diggerbot.

The Helmet is made, and while marketing tries their hand at it, the V1 Monkey Slingcannon goes off to a good start.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2011, 07:05:52 pm »
Set a contract with the military for Grant Money in exchange for there mine.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2011, 07:07:00 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 05, 2011, 07:05:52 pm
Set a contract with the military for Grant Money in exchange for there mine.
We have to win the contract first, though.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2011, 07:08:26 pm »
How viable would adapting the manageroid to digging duty be?

Also we should test the Monkey Slingcannon V1 with the new Monkey Helmet. Ensure they are painted with green racing stripes.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2011, 07:16:59 pm »
About as good as it chances of successfully selling it off as a soldierbot. (Not very)

Helmet bundle = Better sales! The bean counters are impressed by your bundling proficiency. The monkeys don't survive much longer, though.
The contracts will be up for bid soon.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2011, 07:21:18 pm »
Scout our competitors for projects that we can make better versions of and call them our own!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2011, 07:22:37 pm »
*wave the HAMMER triumphantly at the bundle sales*

Try to create a digger bot prototype before the deadlines! It should accept basic commands and be fairly flexible in terms of loadout and role modification. It does not need long-term durability at this point!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2011, 07:39:35 pm »
The researchers quickly team up with an engineer and then borrow your HAMMER for a minute. There is a loud BANG, followed by a THUD, and they come out with two things: your HAMMER, and a 2.5-d DIGGERBOT BLUEPRINT. You wave your Hammer around in victory at such quick, yet physics ignoring development, along with the bundle sales.

The Portal Device researchers, on the other hand, seem to have stalled. something about "Overly bent physics today"
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2011, 07:41:49 pm »
Check up on the Portal Device researches, also set up a team to build the Diggerbot and possibly improve it.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2011, 07:53:40 pm »
With Physics constantly complaining, the Development Department starts on building PROTODIGGERBOT using the 2.5-d blueprint. that blueprint should probably be removed soon, it seems to be interfering with Portal Team.

Current Work:
Research: Portal Device (Stalled due to "Overly bent physics today")
Testing: N/A
Production: Monkey Slingcannon V1

Successful Projects: Monkey Slingcannon V1 (so far)
Scrapped Projects: None
Projects Abandoned to mail-order and door salesman tactics due to horribad sales: Manageroid.
Projects That Most Definitely Did Not Exist (PTMDDNE) (no, we did not think such a bad idea would work, thats silly): Well of course theres None, we aren't idiots.

Bids are Quite very soon. prototype needs to be tested quickfast.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2011, 08:00:06 pm »
Protodiggerbot must be complete before we get rid of our physics defying blueprint!

Then we can put our design in for bid with the military!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2011, 08:11:55 pm »
What would Cave Johnson do...

...

Burn the pentagon to the ground using lemons, the Pyromaniac's best friend.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2011, 08:14:26 pm »
Diggerbot V0.1 is complete just barely in time! You decide to add an incendiary lemon to it as a self destruct/self-defense grenade.

...wait, when did HAMMER Technologies get incendiary lemons? You sit down, confused about what just happened. You've still got a few minutes until the viewers arrive anyway.
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