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Author Topic: Of Science and Hammers.  (Read 12062 times)

Geen

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #135 on: May 07, 2011, 11:21:27 pm »
Add a naturally grown stock and scope to it.

ANNOUNCING: The Thorngun!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #136 on: May 08, 2011, 10:59:58 am »
THe thorngun is made!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #137 on: May 08, 2011, 11:24:45 am »
Market it
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #138 on: May 08, 2011, 02:58:59 pm »
Sell it to civilians as a stealthy hunting rifle.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #139 on: May 09, 2011, 01:41:37 pm »
It is marketed, but immediately swarmed by a Crazy little liked animal rights group that is mobbing your store yelling "You can't use plants to kill things!", even though they seem to be missing the point due to them wielding wooden planks.

HAMMER them yourself, or send a command for the store employees to deal with it? Or should we do nothing?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #140 on: May 09, 2011, 01:45:52 pm »
Brandish prototype Thorngun, saying "Oh yeah? anyway, aren't you guys an animal rights group?"
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #141 on: May 09, 2011, 01:50:48 pm »
Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 09, 2011, 01:45:52 pm
Brandish prototype Thorngun, saying "Oh yeah? anyway, aren't you guys an animal rights group?"
"Plants are almost the same thing! And that thing moves, so it counts as an animal too!"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #142 on: May 09, 2011, 01:54:16 pm »
No it doesn't. What do you guys eat anyways?

It's not intelligent, it's just like your favourite resource, hemp!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #143 on: May 09, 2011, 01:56:33 pm »
"We can switch to large piles of hemp paper if you want to be smushed instead of thwacked!"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #144 on: May 09, 2011, 01:59:12 pm »
Right.

We have our candidates for Project Sangre Espinas. Invite them in for more discussion, put knock-out gas in their herbal tea.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #145 on: May 09, 2011, 02:30:30 pm »
You quickly make something tea-like (you'd send a runner for tea, but the siegers are blocking the windows too), and politely give them it. The fall over, one accidentally spiking themselves in the head with a splinter of largeness.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #146 on: May 09, 2011, 02:34:18 pm »
That dead body will be perfect to test the shooty potential of our thorn gun!
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #147 on: May 09, 2011, 02:59:39 pm »
The dead guy is sneaked off to the testing labs.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #148 on: May 09, 2011, 03:02:25 pm »
Let's call the cops. This is illegal, sieging us. It goes beyond simple protest.
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Re: Of Science and Hammers.
« Reply #149 on: May 09, 2011, 03:05:33 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on May 09, 2011, 03:02:25 pm
Let's call the cops. This is illegal, sieging us. It goes beyond simple protest.

First let us remove any evidence of what happened in here.
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