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Author Topic: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First  (Read 9710 times)

malkomk

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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2011, 11:14:34 pm »

((I'm sorry, I forgot about this for a while. I'll update it tomorrow as it's late where I am.

Cript, the idea is that you ran across this RED clone being pursued by a commie traitor guardbot (if that's what you want to call it :P) and was chased by the guardbot and ran back to R&D. I should have made it a bit clearer.))

((EDIT: Commie mutant guardbot? Guardbots don't get mutations. I think you mean commie traitor guardbot!))
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #76 on: May 09, 2011, 05:02:42 pm »

shoot the communism out of the traitor robot.

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« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2011, 05:29:43 pm »

I shall suffer no trader bot to live in the glorious presence of Friend Computer.
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« Reply #78 on: May 10, 2011, 12:12:03 pm »

((Sorry, RL troubles intruding...  >:() Anyway, here's the update. I really want to keep this updated.))

((I'm not really rolling dice here... I'll do skill thingys soon... but you're not cleared to know that. Forget I said it.))

GG-R hefts his rifle, points it at the guardbot, and pulls the trigger. "WARNING. UNAUTHORIZED USE ATTEMPT DETECTED. SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIALIZED. 3, 2, 1, 0!" The rifle suddenly explodes, throwing GG-R across the room and sending the guardbot staggering back. GG-R seems to be unconcious.

Everybody shoots at the guardbot like mad. Cript-R hits it right in the sensor pod, and the rest of them score hits on it with their blasters. It intones, "Error. Mechanical malfunction. Erro--@$%^@*#$%!#*(%*($@^%*&@#$%^*$^@$% *static*" and suddenly disintegrates with a metallic noise into a pile of parts. Suddenly Nirur-R's blaster begins making a strange noise-- eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... VATCRAP! Haven't we already had enough weapon malfunctions? I'm beginning to think this guardbot is jinxed or something! What's jinxed? Sorry, that's beyond your security clearance. Forget I mentioned it. NOW!

With the bot gone, the unknown RED goes around thanking everyone, and shaking their hands. "I'm Joris-R. I used to work with R&D, but now my whole department has been put in stasis."
« Last Edit: May 10, 2011, 12:15:05 pm by malkomk »
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Nirur Torir

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« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2011, 01:18:44 pm »

I throw the annoying gun into a corner hoping it stops making noises, nod at Joris-R worker in reply, then go play more Happy Spheres while waiting for the supervisor to get back.
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2011, 01:45:31 pm »

Suggest we clean our weapons, just to get rid of some gunk.

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« Reply #81 on: May 10, 2011, 01:48:28 pm »

"Don't worry Joris-R, we will find a way out of this mess!"

I will... Look to see if I can scavenge anything off the commie bot.
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2011, 05:04:51 pm »

See if I can scavenge anything from the guardbot, and play Happy Spheres.
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #83 on: May 10, 2011, 05:10:58 pm »

Kick the commie bot.
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #84 on: May 10, 2011, 05:54:04 pm »

Stop being unconsious

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« Reply #85 on: May 15, 2011, 11:47:15 am »

((sorry for the lack of updates, I will try to do them more regularly. And no, this isn't dead!))

Nirur-R flings away his gun just in time. BOOM

Luckily the blast did no damage.

Fniff-R suggests that everyone clean his weapons. It doesn't seem to be well recieved as Nirur-R just nods to Joris-R and keeps on playing Happy Spheres. Cript-R and Geen-R go rummaging around the remains of the supposedly commie guardbot, and come up with a small display screen and a tongueprint scanner. Both parts have wires sticking out of them. I don't think it would be too difficult to add them to a existing device, if you had one with wires exposed...

McClay-R kicks at the pile of junk, scattering it. A small round glass bulb smashes, releasing a tiny circuitboard.

GG-R wakes up gradually, and moans.
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2011, 12:09:06 pm »

Hand current weapon to Nirur-R.

"Hey, Nirur-R, have my weapon."

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« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2011, 12:51:38 pm »

"One small step for Friend Computer. One giant blow at the commi trader bots!"

I will grab my gun and go out into the hall.
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Re: MalkomK's Paranoia Game - Mission the First
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2011, 01:05:40 pm »

I add the display screen and tounge print scanner to my gun and go out into the hall.
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« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2011, 01:25:13 pm »

"Ah, thanks, I hope I don't need it ... Let's go find where the supervisor went."

I accept the gun and retrace our steps back to the flybot.
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