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[Blade Master Model 42]

"When the testing is over, you will-" *Unintelligible gibberish* "-and then there will be plump helmet roasts."

[Necro910]

"When the testing is over, you will-" *Unintelligible gibberish* "-and then there will be plump helmet roasts."

:3

"Here, let me give you the instructions. They're a bit long, so I'll speed them up for you. *hyper-speed instructions* Now, if you need to hear the instructions again, play them again in slow-motion in your head. Goodluck!"

[antymattar]

I have a river so I dont need anaquifier. I do, however, not have any magma. I finally got a friendly cave spearman/woman.

[Necro910]

Potential GLaDOS dorf names from the DFwiki:
U.R.I.S.T. - Underground Reasonably Intelligent Settlement Technologist
N.O.B.L.E. - Narcissistic Obnoxious Boastful Laughable Excrement
M.A.G.M.A. - Massively Alcoholic Gear-Machine Assembly
A.R.M.O.K. - All-Reaching Master Of Killing

Your could have an URiST as just a dwarf up in a big hall of levers controlling everything. He grows food and brews his own beer, getting water from an aquifer (lakes/rivers would let outside stuff potentially swim in). Total isolation!

M.A.G.M.A. would be best out of those.

[antymattar]

cavewheatley.

[Necro910]

cavewheatley.

LOL.

Perfect.

[antymattar]

 But really, we need to start making something. I am working on a project. I will post screeniesw soon. I am planning to have 5*5*5 rooms that will be sealed off to hold the dwarf "employees"

[Necro910]

But really, we need to start making something. I am working on a project. I will post screeniesw soon. I am planning to have 5*5*5 rooms that will be sealed off to hold the dwarf "employees"

I'm starting a fort. I was going to make it to fight the forces of Circus, but I'll do Aperture !!Science!! as well.

[FritzPL]

While creating everything about this project,remember.

Science is not "why"


Science is "why the fuck not"

[Rumrusher]

While creating everything about this project,remember.

!!Science!! is not "why"


!!Science!! is "why the fuck not"

oh and having a dwarf on the controls does not work well with adventure mode where the creatures will just stand there I guess use water instead.

[Necro910]

While creating everything about this project,remember.

!!Science!! is not "why"


!!Science!! is "why the fuck not"

oh and having a dwarf on the controls does not work well with adventure mode where the creatures will just stand there I guess use water instead.

Cave Crocodile will narrate 

Hey guys, I'm going to make a turret. It shall not die of age, and shall fire the whole blob! MUHAHAAHAHAH

[FritzPL]

Better - mod in bullets in the game,and make the turret fire fuckton of them in one turn.

[Necro910]

Better - mod in bullets in the game,and make the turret fire fuckton of them in one turn.

It's going to fire globs. If I can, I'll make it fire ludicrous amounts

[Izual6764]

But will it fire 65% more blob, per blob?

[kerlc]

i can't wait to see some progress!