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[Necro910]

All I want, is a detailed plan to get goblins into test chambers.

Use a hatch from above, and pit them into the chamber.

I'll capture them, take there stuff, then dump them into the hatch room, where I shall pull levers to deump goblins into test rooms, with locked doors, leading to the their tests. Yessss.....yessssss.

You should make it so it's possible to finish. Use plates and such.

[The Scout]

I don't have any developed forts, so I'm gonna "borrow" a community fort.
If I ever find one.

[metime00]

Also mod a special breed of cats that releases a deadly neurotoxin like the iron man does, but deadlier. If the goblins start to get smart, sic em with the suicide cats.

[Zdrok]

If this is going to be partially goblin run, they'll need some motivation or they'll just idle in their relaxation vaults.  You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.

[The Scout]

If this is going to be partially goblin run, they'll need some motivation or they'll just idle in their relaxation vaults.  You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.

Chickens. They're useless for anything but eggs.

[Necro910]

You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.

Oh god. Oh god that went wrong.

Kittens AKA pussies.

[Angel Of Death]

You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.

Can I have one!

*mischevious smile*

[Necro910]

You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.

Can I have one!

*mischevious smile*

Also mod a special breed of cats that releases a deadly neurotoxin like the iron man does, but deadlier. If the goblins start to get smart, sic em with the suicide cats.

[Matz05]

I have an idea!
 
Have the bait creature basicly be a baloon filled with knockout gas in a field of cage traps.
That way even Trapavoiders are repackaged for further testing.

[Necro910]

I have an idea!
 
Have the bait creature basicly be a baloon filled with knockout gas in a field of cage traps.
That way even Trapavoiders are repackaged for further testing.

Cave Floater that can't float? 

[Sarda]

You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.

Oh god. Oh god that went wrong.

Kittens AKA pussies.

Sig'd.

[antymattar]

Actually, I am already making a fort for this verry reason. I have got a river, a lot of trees. Only problem is that so far I have only copper ore but thats a minor problem. I have 60+ dwarves and an artifact cage. 

[Chronas]

Mod in a turret as a creature with 3 legs, one eye and a spit attack that shoots whole globs of lead.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's 65% more glob per glob!

...or maybe just station a grumpy old dwarf crossbowman with one of his eyes put out.
just dont ask how he has 3 legs

[Oliolli]

In some ways though, I think Black Mesa is more dwarfy than Aperture. In some ways.

Remember the Resonance Cascade?

[Necro910]

In some ways though, I think Black Mesa is more dwarfy than Aperture. In some ways.

Remember the Resonance Cascade?

Keep that up and you'll be a test subject.