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[Tahlin]

So, i put a little to much words in the title. My animal dissector got struck by a fey mood. And wants to many things, so i lock him in in his workshop with walls. And now HE gives birth to a little boy. Should i destroy the walls?

[Girlinhat]

You should go back to Sex Ed.

[Urist Imiknorris]

♀ means female.

[Tahlin]

It's a guy! I promise!

[Girlinhat]

Reminds me of the guy a while ago who kept complaining about his female bulls and his male cows.  I can absolutely promise you that either 1) you're misreading it, likely due to using a tileset.  The bag is male, the necklace/ankh is female.  Or 2) you modded your dwarves and made males into females.

[Tahlin]

Yeah. I didn't check good enough, sorry. The message had he instead of she, but when i use look around he's a she , But i still want to know what you recommend me to do.

[Girlinhat]

Don't check your combat reports.  Incidents involving berzerk mothers and infants gets... well, yeah.  If she goes melancholy, or stark raving, it's not quite so bad.  The child may or may not survive, I believe that an infant left alone will technically starve, but I'm no expert on this.  Likelyhood of survival is lol-worthy.

[Necro910]

LET THERE BE MALE CHILD BIRTH CHANGE!

[EBannion]

Don't check your combat reports.  Incidents involving berzerk mothers and infants gets... well, yeah.  If she goes melancholy, or stark raving, it's not quite so bad.  The child may or may not survive, I believe that an infant left alone will technically starve, but I'm no expert on this.  Likelyhood of survival is lol-worthy.

A baby whose parent dies will crawl to the highest point it can find and throw itself off, repeatedly if necessary, until it dies or becomes a child. If you manage to lock it into a room, don't let it out until it grows up to child-stage, at which point it will get over its suicidal depression

[Girlinhat]

Oh yeah, seems I read this somewhere...  The infant becomes Melancholy when its mother dies.

You must protect this child, and then place an axe in his orphaned, naked, 12 year old hands.