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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #780 on: May 13, 2011, 04:30:35 pm »
Quote from: devek on May 13, 2011, 03:27:05 am
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tobyharnden/100087782/osama-bin-laden-to-al-qaeda-dont-bother-assassinating-joe-biden/

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I'm pretty sure that Slow Joe doesn't actually exist.  The man who we believe is Joe Biden is really a cardboard cutout.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #781 on: May 14, 2011, 12:29:01 am »
They found Bin Laden's porn stash.

This isn't so much ironic as it is unexpectedly hillarious.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #782 on: May 14, 2011, 12:30:30 am »
Whatever you do, don't google image search for islamic porn :/
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« Reply #783 on: May 14, 2011, 02:05:26 am »
Quote from: Nikov on May 14, 2011, 12:29:01 am
They found Bin Laden's porn stash.

This isn't so much ironic as it is unexpectedly hillarious.

That I have to question, simply because I'd be extremely tempted to lie about something like that if I was the person releasing the information. Hell, I'm sure the government would back me up, too.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #784 on: May 14, 2011, 02:33:26 am »
Apparently it's fairly common to find in militant hideouts.
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« Reply #785 on: May 14, 2011, 11:26:28 am »
Quote from: Nikov on May 14, 2011, 12:29:01 am
They found Bin Laden's porn stash.

This isn't so much ironic as it is unexpectedly hillarious.

Calling bullshit on this until there's a decent source.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #786 on: May 14, 2011, 11:30:46 am »
Quote from: G-Flex on May 14, 2011, 11:26:28 am
Quote from: Nikov on May 14, 2011, 12:29:01 am
They found Bin Laden's porn stash.

This isn't so much ironic as it is unexpectedly hillarious.

Calling bullshit on this until there's a decent source.
CNN a good enough source for you?
SMH has a bit more information.

Not really much to be said about it.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #787 on: May 14, 2011, 11:35:05 am »
It's still bullshit.

They could raid any of us and find a porn stash :P

There are many reasons to hate Osama, but the fact is he got laid more than any of us. He has like 20 kids with 5 wives lol.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #788 on: May 14, 2011, 11:38:54 am »
Quote from: devek on May 14, 2011, 11:35:05 am
They could raid any of us and find a porn stash.
Yes, but the irony is delicious, as he went on quite a lot about "Western Immorality" and how he was a pure and holy figure. Not that I'm suprised, as living in that kind of repression requires some kind of outlet, but it doesn't make it any less satisfying to see that he wasn't the person he thought himself to be (or that others thought him to be, at least).
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #789 on: May 14, 2011, 11:44:24 am »
Lol, the holy figure he worshiped married a 6 year old and fucked her when she was 9, while here in the west there is a "moral outrage" when our president invites a rapper to the white house. Let that sink in.
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« Reply #790 on: May 14, 2011, 11:44:54 am »
Not really all that surprising, still anything to make the guy less martyr-y is good, I guess.
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« Reply #791 on: May 14, 2011, 01:38:08 pm »
Yeah, because they'll buy that. Especially from one "anonymous government figure", because information from those is totally reliable.
Add that to the fact that presenting his enemy as "immoral" is the oldest tricks in the book...
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #792 on: May 14, 2011, 01:42:45 pm »
He wasn't the only one living there.  I can't imagine any way of proving that it was his rather than one of his couriers or something.

Also, bear in mind that his followers will dismiss it as lies made up by the US government whether or not it's true.  It won't make him any less of a martyr.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #793 on: May 14, 2011, 01:48:30 pm »
Quote from: Phmcw on May 14, 2011, 01:38:08 pm
Add that to the fact that presenting his enemy as "immoral" is the oldest tricks in the book...
Call me crazy, but I'm fairly certain that him owning pornography isn't going to change the opinion of anyone still on the fence about the subject of Osama Bin Laden's morality. I see no particular reason to doubt the report, as it being true or false changes very little, and thus the government probably wouldn't bother if it was a propaganda scheme.
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Re: Osama bin Laden Dead
« Reply #794 on: May 14, 2011, 02:08:07 pm »
And, it isn't unlikely that he or someone that lived there would have porn. Also, what does porn stash even mean?

I used to have a pretty sexy picture of myself when I was 17. I lost it during a move, but if I still had it and the fbi raided me they would have reported that I had a child porn stash :P
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