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Author Topic: 0 Humans Found.  (Read 5629 times)

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2011, 03:36:52 pm »

"I know, you idiot."

A surge of pain.

You manage to escape this torture! You get into your shell easily.

noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2011, 03:37:34 pm »

Run.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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Krath

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #62 on: May 01, 2011, 03:37:43 pm »

Sever all connection to your computer self, and begin exploring the wastes for a new place to upload yourself.
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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #63 on: May 01, 2011, 03:38:53 pm »

Sever all connection to your computer self, and begin exploring the wastes for a new place to upload yourself.
No.
We must see what it was.
...we...
Theres a hint.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #64 on: May 01, 2011, 03:40:05 pm »

You sever connections, and run off.

You stumble upon a building for a server. You connect yourself to the only working server.

You are quickly overloaded with knowledge. You soon have control of everything connected to the internet. Your mind expands to deal with this. You connect yourself back into your shell, and see what it was.

However, the intruder is long gone. Annoying.

Sheb

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2011, 03:43:06 pm »

Do you have connections to the world's CCTVs camera's archive? If not, it could be worth looking for some of them.
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Armok

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #66 on: May 01, 2011, 03:45:08 pm »

> Examine your own workings and rewrite yourself with an architecture where the concepts of "pain" or "suffering" aren't applicable to any possible state.
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #67 on: May 01, 2011, 03:47:11 pm »

It seems we do have a few cameras. Some online webcams and even a few CCTVs.

You look through all of them. They come from all around the world. They all say the same thing. Humanity has vanished.

You reprogram yourself, but fail. You now hear the faint but not subtle sound of what you imagine to be your death rattle. Oh yeah, it's constant too.

(Random.org, curse you!)

Sheb

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2011, 03:50:10 pm »

No video archives from CCTVs?
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Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2011, 03:51:12 pm »

There is. Same thing, same cut-off date as the labs archives.

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #70 on: May 01, 2011, 03:57:39 pm »

find reason for death-rattle...

if it is power...search for a nuclear power-plant...they are built to still work after years of neglect...reactivate it and take control of a car factory. reprogram the automated machines to produce autonomous robots who maintain the nuclear power-plant. Then contact the unkown intruder and try to ask him what he already knows in exchange for your knowledge...
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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2011, 05:10:21 pm »

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2011, 05:29:22 pm »

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You didn't need to bump this. It had posts from today in it.

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noah22223

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2011, 05:31:09 pm »

McBump
You didn't need to bump this. It had posts from today in it.

Bumper car

McOCD.

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Goddammit.

Fniff

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Re: 0 Humans Found.
« Reply #74 on: May 01, 2011, 07:59:55 pm »

Well, the death rattle is there because you messed up your programming. That's it.

You restart a nuclear power plant. However, any car factories nearby are completely broken down. No manufacturing robots today.

Also, how do you know where the intruder is to contact him?
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