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synkell

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Paralympic Goblins?
« on: April 30, 2011, 12:24:50 pm »
Constructed a 10 level drop trap , after a while , I noticed a goblin with both legs broken and hes running around the bottom of the trap at full speed? A goblin chuck norris??? Anyone has enemies who scream " Tis only a flesh wound" when you do your best to kill them?
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011, 12:49:35 pm »
Goblins are quite durable, it seems. I've had a goblin lose lung and a liver in cave-in and get quite a lot of other wounds, but after he got up from being unconscious he just continued his trip, like nothing happened.
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2011, 01:06:01 pm »
Quote from: Diamond on April 30, 2011, 12:49:35 pm
Goblins are quite durable, it seems. I've had a goblin lose lung and a liver in cave-in and get quite a lot of other wounds, but after he got up from being unconscious he just continued his trip, like nothing happened.
"FUCK YOU LIVER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU STOP WORKING! SAME GOES TO YOU, DOUCHEBAG McLUNG!"

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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2011, 01:08:05 pm »
But but , how does he walk without bones???? AND HOW IS THAT GOBLIN MOVING WITH HIS SPINE SNAPPED???????
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2011, 01:17:18 pm »
Internal damage means absolutely nothing except for causing pain and bleeding. Pain causes unconsciousness, bleeding causes death. If you really wanted to stop goblins running around, you'd have to lop off their legs. Getting them to drop their equipment is easier - they can do that out of pain.
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2011, 01:42:11 pm »
Animals CAN move with only arms.

EDIT: Last I had that happen that is, which was a while ago.
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2011, 02:26:36 pm »
I only said "run around", not "move around"~
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2011, 03:07:25 pm »
thats why you line the bottom of your trap with spikes...or make the drop 12 z lvls
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2011, 03:41:05 pm »
Quote from: synkell on April 30, 2011, 01:08:05 pm
But but , how does he walk without bones???? AND HOW IS THAT GOBLIN MOVING WITH HIS SPINE SNAPPED???????

Walking on both his hands, dragging his now useless legs behind him, his sword held in his mouth, his eyes glowing with rage, and fueled with thirst for dwarven blood.
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2011, 04:01:07 pm »
Quote from: Ancre on April 30, 2011, 03:41:05 pm
Quote from: synkell on April 30, 2011, 01:08:05 pm
But but , how does he walk without bones???? AND HOW IS THAT GOBLIN MOVING WITH HIS SPINE SNAPPED???????

Walking on both his hands, dragging his now useless legs behind him, his sword held in his mouth, his eyes glowing with rage, and fueled with thirst for dwarven blood.

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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2011, 04:11:11 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on April 30, 2011, 01:06:01 pm
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2011, 04:38:40 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on April 30, 2011, 01:06:01 pm
Quote from: Diamond on April 30, 2011, 12:49:35 pm
Goblins are quite durable, it seems. I've had a goblin lose lung and a liver in cave-in and get quite a lot of other wounds, but after he got up from being unconscious he just continued his trip, like nothing happened.
"FUCK YOU LIVER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU STOP WORKING! SAME GOES TO YOU, DOUCHEBAG McLUNG!"

Dwarf Fortress:
Teaching you to be a douche to your internal organs.

This is what I do when I work out. "Fuck you, left knee! Stop whining! This isn't a fucking restort, THIS IS A FIVE-MILE BIKE RIDE ALONG THE CANALS, YOU SON OF A WHORE!"
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Re: Paralympic Goblins?
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2011, 02:18:43 am »
Like in the facepalm thread... I think I may have about 60 of the above mentioned goblins , tigermen and frogmen , crawling around with assorted weapons in their mouths. My upright spears seem to be full , theres 2 bodies on each spear...
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