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Johnfalcon99977

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Dirt and Blood
« on: April 29, 2011, 05:52:41 pm »
You awaken to the sound of gunfire and explosions.

You are lying down on the ground, a bullet wound in your side and your horse dead. You see two of the beastmen that know themselves as Ariani run a few meters in front of you. One of them is carrying a flag. The other is armed with a Balka Rifle (Nearest RL Comparison: Springfield Rifle (1861)). They both rush to cover, and take shelter behind a large rock. The one with the gun, who upon closer inspection seems to be a Dogman, leans out of cover to take a quick shot before ducking back.

What do you do?
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 05:54:30 pm »
>Surrender to the beasts
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 05:57:59 pm »
You consider surrendering to the beasts before you relize the flag that they are carring is your own flag. These men are allies.

Suddenly, a cannon shot explodes mere feet from you. Luckly you remain unharmed.

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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 05:58:26 pm »
>Crawl behind cover and yell "MEDIC!"
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 05:58:57 pm »
>Wait for a Vremyan Sniper to arrive.
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 05:59:16 pm »
Beastmen, my enemy of choice.


>Assert the situation. What are you carrying? Where are you? Why?
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 06:01:03 pm »
>Hope like hell it isn't the Taikeni invading.
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 06:05:08 pm »
Get up and Charge for your Red King.
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 06:09:37 pm »
Actually...
The general looks at the battlefield. "Pawn c5-d6. Takes the knight."
Attack those cavalryman across that river!
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 06:18:11 pm »
You quickly crawl behind a neaby dirt trench. Its very small, but it protects you while your prone. You scream for help.

The Beastmen, a Rabbitman, carring the flag notices you, and runs over to help you. He looks at your chest area, and says
"Don't worry, Sargent Major! I'll help you!"

You ask about the Vremyan reinforcments, he replies,
"The Vremyan Union forces aren't suppost' to arrive for another two hours!"

You wonder if its the Taikeni invading, but you quickly dissmiss the thought. They desolved over seven hundred years ago! You also consider charging for the Red Bastard. You refuse this thought even more then before. Not only was he dead, he was a mass murderer! Killing and enslaving millions of Ariani, and causing a large portion of their culture to burn! You'd never march for that bastard!

He carries you over to the nearby rock where hs friend his hiding. He quickly sees your rank, and salutes you.  While you have this moment, you notice that you are Human. Like the Rabbitman said, you apper to have the rank of Sargent Major. You also apper to be wearing your jacket unzipped and sleeveless, with the collar still cliped together. Thankfully, it doesn't look like it'd strangle you.

What do you do?
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 06:20:31 pm »
>Be the ambushed Vremyan reinfrenchments.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 06:21:25 pm »
>Realize GM has got 1800s Tactics wrong. And realize that the enemy has Taikeni Fabrication weapons

((Think mauser for the enemy))
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 06:21:43 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on April 29, 2011, 06:20:31 pm
>Be the ambushed Vremyan reinfrenchments.

(( You do not have that level of control over the world. You can only make HIM do stuff ))
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Re: Dirt and Blood
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2011, 06:22:22 pm »
>_>

What, you can't even be a horse?
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2011, 06:22:51 pm »
>Be saved by the demonic legions.

Wait.

Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on April 29, 2011, 06:21:43 pm
You can only make HIM do stuff

>Pray to be saved by the demonic legions.
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