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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot  (Read 64589 times)

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #885 on: September 12, 2011, 01:18:06 pm »

Arogeth, pissed at all his misfortune, organizes his followers into the mightiest army the world have ever seen. None shall stand against Arogeth's Dragonborn of War!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #886 on: September 12, 2011, 01:18:41 pm »

As Kikubaaqudgha flies off on Argodeath his trusty Lieutenant takes over the leadership of the war effort. He succeeds in wiping out both the elves and humans. Now the entire might of the demon army can hunt Arogeth!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #887 on: September 12, 2011, 02:44:25 pm »

The GM has had enough of Kiku and smacks him off Argodeath with a flying banhammer.

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #888 on: September 12, 2011, 03:51:20 pm »

Kikubaaqudgha rides forth with the power of Argodeath and his Demon might, to destroy that pesky Dragon, once and for all!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #889 on: September 12, 2011, 09:16:49 pm »

Lucky Daigo is inexplicably lucky once again, and regains sanity. He helps Thrak regain sanity as well.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #890 on: September 13, 2011, 02:04:32 pm »

Mad with madness the heroes strike down Argodeth with a flying ghost dwarf.  WITH THE POWER OF MAGIC!

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #891 on: September 13, 2011, 02:23:21 pm »

Quote from: V-Norrec: After Powder Miner
(Counter Powder)Mad with madness the heroes strike down Argodeth with a flying ghost dwarf. WITH THE POWER OF MAGIC!
Quote from: Krath: 73
The GM has had enough of Kiku and smacks him off Argodeath with a flying banhammer.
Quote from: Taricus: 67
Arogeth, pissed at all his misfortune, organizes his followers into the mightiest army the world have ever seen. None shall stand against Arogeth's Dragonborn of War!
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Lucky Daigo is inexplicably lucky once again, and regains sanity. He helps Thrak regain sanity as well.
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As Kikubaaqudgha flies off on Argodeath his trusty Lieutenant takes over the leadership of the war effort. He succeeds in wiping out both the elves and humans. Now the entire might of the demon army can hunt Arogeth!
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(Counter Krath) Kikubaaqudgha rides forth with the power of Argodeath and his Demon might, to destroy that pesky Dragon, once and for all!

(Theo, M=3: 3) Kiku takes off, but not before leaving orders to Liu Tao, his most trusted lieutenant from far-away lands. Tao, through a series of well planned traps, ambushes, sabotages, and battles FUBARs the humans and elves. The whole continent is cleared of non-magical sentient life. Well, except for Arogeth's islanders, who are just now landing on the shore. (Krath, M=3: 6. Dwarmin, H=4: 2.) Kikubaaqudgha never planned on Liu Tao's masterstroke being betraying him! Unknown to the demon lord, Liu Tao had Argodeath enchanted to explode in mid-flight... and if the dragon-bomb didn't kill him, the mile-long fall (Hey, those were some powerful explosives. They shot him up pretty high :P) certainly did. Tao now leads the armies!

(Taricus, M=3: 1) Despite his best efforts, Arogeth is unable to rally the islanders. Who could blame them? Their ancestral home just sunk into the ocean, and they never were real warriors. It's not like they had to contend with killer carp or anything. On top of that the continent they landed on is mostly dead. It's safe to say they are feeling quite unnerved. (Powder, M=3: 5. V-N, H=4: 4.) Uh... the insane heroes find Argodeath's exploded remains, reanimate them, and pummel them back to death with the assistance of the ghost dwarves...?

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TEAM FAILURE: 85

2nd 1/2 of August

*Arogeth is, again, homeless. He does have a following of (pacifist) islanders, though.
*The demons won the war, annihilating the humans and elves! The dwarves have already been completely wiped out... but have come back as vengeful ghosts, wiping out any that dare enter their tunnels.
*Arogeth's scales are more durable than that of most adult dragons due to the power of his healing scepter.
*No hoard anymoar. :(
*Two heroes, an Orc Berserker named Thrak Shadowstalker and a Stormdancer known as 'Lucky' Daigo Zamfir, have survived an impossible situation due to a rift in the space-time continuum and are still stalking Arogeth... or so they thought. Turns out they lost their minds some time ago and are the only survivors of the ghost dwarf attack, and are just wandering the tunnels killing everything that moves.
*Liu Tao, master strategist, has in one fell swoop eliminated all opposition including Kikubaaqudgha himself and taken over the demon armies...
« Last Edit: September 13, 2011, 04:42:31 pm by SeriousConcentrate »
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #892 on: September 13, 2011, 05:18:39 pm »

The Islanders get knowledge that he is not a go, and roast Arogeth.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #893 on: September 13, 2011, 05:25:51 pm »

Arogeth starts using his god powers (He is being worshipped :P) to enhance his followers.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #894 on: September 13, 2011, 05:31:15 pm »

Lol what?
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #895 on: September 13, 2011, 05:36:37 pm »

@Dwarmin: You mean a bridge to the island you guys sunk a while back? :3 (Arogeth is currently roaming since he has no hoard and no home, but I suppose it's reasonable to assume he's near his followers. >.>)
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #896 on: September 13, 2011, 05:39:36 pm »

Dude! Shut up! >_>

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #897 on: September 13, 2011, 05:50:22 pm »

The islanders may be pacifists, but have you read the book or seen the movie The Man Who Would Be King? That's what I'm planning :P
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #898 on: September 13, 2011, 05:51:56 pm »

Except he ends up crippled and horrible like Peachey, not deadefied.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 4: Flight of Dragons
« Reply #899 on: September 13, 2011, 06:05:50 pm »

Liu Tao gathers up all valuables (gems, precious metals, anything that a dragon would find suitable for a hoard) on the continent and has them shipped back down to the underworld where they are used to summon a pair of demon dragons who are given instructions to hunt down and kill Arogeth.
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