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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot  (Read 64718 times)

Digital Hellhound

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #480 on: June 16, 2011, 03:21:46 am »

Yeah, wow, Team Failure sure fails.
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Grimmjow6th

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #481 on: June 16, 2011, 04:22:19 am »

On the way to the john from the sideffects, he trips on a loose panel, and falls face first onto a table that has some heavy objects on it. they are flung and hit a ninja in the face. For digital  :P
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #482 on: June 16, 2011, 10:46:59 am »

Doc Gallows has a sudden inspiration! A Gravity Rifle! Creates points of collapsed gravity of varying degrees, powerful enough to compress even the densest metal into a small ball at it's highest setting!

Unfortunately it lacks controll, and is more harmful to his side than his enemies
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #483 on: June 16, 2011, 01:10:30 pm »

Gallows uses the army as a good targeting range for his new space beam.
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noah22223

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #484 on: June 16, 2011, 04:37:01 pm »

Gallows suddenly begins to feel the side effects of those experimental chemicals.  Namely, involuntary bowel movements and randomly shouting expletives. . . loudly.
Counter! He had finished those chemicals so thoroughly that they had no side effects!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #485 on: June 16, 2011, 04:43:51 pm »

Running turn now. ^^
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #486 on: June 16, 2011, 04:56:58 pm »

Quote from: Talarion: 72
Doc Gallows has a sudden inspiration! A Gravity Rifle! Creates points of collapsed gravity of varying degrees, powerful enough to compress even the densest metal into a small ball at it's highest setting!
Quote from: Noah22223: With V-Norrec
(counter V-Norrec)Counter! He had finished those chemicals so thoroughly that they had no side effects!
Quote from: {mcclay} breadbocks: 11
Gallows uses the army as a good targeting range for his new space beam.
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Quote from: {Digital Hellhound} Grimmjow6th: 32
On the way to the john from the sideffects, he trips on a loose panel, and falls face first onto a table that has some heavy objects on it. they are flung and hit a ninja in the face.
Quote from: {Theodolus} V-Norrec: 86
Gallows suddenly begins to feel the side effects of those experimental chemicals.  Namely, involuntary bowel movements and randomly shouting expletives. . . loudly.
Quote from: wolfchild: With Talarion
(counter Talarion) Unfortunately it lacks control, and is more harmful to his side than his enemies

(V-Norrec, M=3: 6. Noah2223, H=4: 1) Unfortunately increased mental powers seems to have come with decreased physical skills. While he's able to avoid anything truly embarrassing, as he's intelligent enough to have installed a lot of 'facilities' around the base, he's started to cuss his soldiers out a whole lot more and finds himself with a lot more time to think. If you know what I mean. (This comic book must've been made in the 90s.) (Talarion, M=3: 2. wolfchild, N/A.) Gallows is too busy trying to deal with the complications to make a new weapon. :-\

(Grimmjow6th, M=3: 1) Dr. Gallows manages to avoid tripping and falling down. Luckily for him... and the nearby ninja that was acting as a bodyguard. (breadbocks, H=4: 1) Again, Gallows is tied up with more pressing matters. The army hasn't gotten there yet anyway since they're having to deal with a lot of red tape. Ah, the bureaucracy. :P

Team Success: 36
Team Failure: 30

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1st 1/2, April

Marmot Gallows has a few complications resulting from the intelligence serum. His assets include increased intelligence, a trio of robot minions, an army of rebels, and a base hidden in Death Valley so it's very hard to find and get to. His army is equipped with plasma weapons and high-tech armor that makes them all look the same. Magnetic ray attachments are being produced for his soldiers. His rival-turned-lover, Scarlet Shadow, is a combat expert and has her own army of shinobi to bolster the ranks of the soldiers. The US Army is mobilizing an attack on the base.

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lol. This is the first truly horrendous round for rolls I've seen...
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #487 on: June 16, 2011, 05:13:43 pm »

Luckily, Gallows kept the counter-agent to the serum, and with a quick swill of it, he's back to normal.

Can someone deal with the army?
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #488 on: June 16, 2011, 07:06:40 pm »

The army is waiting for clearence so that if they are routed, a neuclear strike is authorised
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #489 on: June 16, 2011, 07:48:40 pm »

Luckily, Gallows kept the counter-agent to the serum, and with a quick swill of it, he's back to normal.

Can someone deal with the army?
Or rather, he discovers a new serum which boosts his intelligence even further, while enhancing his physical abilities.
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noah22223

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #490 on: June 16, 2011, 07:51:31 pm »

Luckily, Gallows kept the counter-agent to the serum, and with a quick swill of it, he's back to normal.

Can someone deal with the army?
Or rather, he discovers a new serum which boosts his intelligence even further, while enhancing his physical abilities.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #491 on: June 16, 2011, 08:09:59 pm »

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Really. Can we get something else done this turn.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #492 on: June 16, 2011, 08:11:59 pm »

Well, Gallows himself is kinda crippled at the moment, but there's still Scarlet Shadow, the robot assistants, the shinobi, or the rebels available to do things. Maybe you should let Tal and Noah focus on the serum while you throw a wrench at the army, Bread? I mean improvement is better than stabilization... :3
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #493 on: June 16, 2011, 08:13:51 pm »

One trigger happy missile operator and a slightly off-course missile >:3
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 3: Mad !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #494 on: June 16, 2011, 08:25:45 pm »

Sigh.

> Space Cannon blasts the army. Again.
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