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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #285 on: May 26, 2011, 11:25:18 pm »
Oy, bump!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #286 on: May 26, 2011, 11:32:14 pm »
Pretty sure Draignean's on, so he'll probably post soon. Either way, I'll substitute myself for anyone who hasn't posted after I run the turn in RtSC IV in about thirty minutes. ^^
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #287 on: May 26, 2011, 11:44:10 pm »
The lead elephant stumbles through a passing herd of Giant badgers!

GIANT BADGER HAS BECOME ENRAGED! x7


Goblins learn nature's fury.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #288 on: May 27, 2011, 12:35:43 am »
INITIATIVE
Quote from: Draignean: 55
The lead elephant stumbles through a passing herd of Giant badgers! GIANT BADGER HAS BECOME ENRAGED! x7 Goblins learn nature's fury.
Quote from: Powder Miner: 23
(counter choobakka) On the gobbos!
Quote from: wolfchild: 19
The elefants that the gobbos wanted to use, decide that they have easier meals from the gobbos right with them
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Quote from: {Grimmjow6th} SeriousConcentrate: 17
The mayor mandates the production of clear glass windows! (Sleeper Event)
Quote from: choobakka: 100
Unleash the trolls!
Quote from: Taricus: 44
The goblin engineers bring out the heavy artillery (Make something up) to smash through the dwarven ranks.

(choobakka, E=2: 5) The goblins open up the cages and unleash the trolls! (Draignean, M=3: 6) The war elephants march forward, only to blunder into a herd of zombie Giant Badgers! (Of course they're zombies, our player is clearly the kind who prefers evil embarks >.>) They tear up several elephants. (Taricus, M=3: 5) While the elephants are distracting the badgers, the goblins roll up the modded-in steam-powered cannons! KA-POW! A cannonball blows open the front doors!

(Powder Miner, M=3: 5) The trolls aren't happy about having been caged and start crushing goblins left and right! (wolfchild, M=3: 5) The elephants, retreating from the badgers, are also pissed and start stomping on goblins as well! (SeriousConcentrate, Negligible=1: 3) The mayor, ignoring everything going on for the past few months, demands moar clear glass windows! He sets an arbitrary time limit and if he doesn't have the windows by then someone's getting a hammerin'.

Notes: Kel has a masterwork steel crossbow and matching bolts, and is working on an artifact... The mayor wants clear glass windows (Sleeper for Team Failure, 1+0 points).

TEAM SUCCESS: 44 points
TEAM FAILURE: 34 points

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1st 1/2 of April

Goblins are tenacious, but this siege is almost over after that disastrous fortnight.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #289 on: May 27, 2011, 05:04:01 am »
Goblins call in another siege, thus gaining reinforcements.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #290 on: May 27, 2011, 06:39:30 pm »
sorry >_> Finishing up their work, the goblin engineers finally collapse the city into the caverns!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #291 on: May 27, 2011, 06:41:59 pm »
The mayor's room locks and fills with magma, there is much rejoycing
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #292 on: May 27, 2011, 06:47:59 pm »
Quote from: wolfchild on May 27, 2011, 06:41:59 pm
The mayor's room locks and fills with magma, there is much rejoycing
...But there was a hole in one of the walls! Magma floods into the fortress!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #293 on: May 27, 2011, 06:54:07 pm »
Counter Orrrr into the adjacent room which happens to be an uninhabited room thanks ta cleardigging!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #294 on: May 30, 2011, 03:06:48 am »
Bump for Draignean. ^^
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #295 on: May 31, 2011, 12:58:05 am »
Quote from: Gimmjow6th
sorry >_>
No problem, I just bump it so people'll know what the deal is. ^^ Anyway, turn now.

INITIATIVE
Quote from: {Draignean} SeriousConcentrate: 51
Kel finishes his artifact, which is that axe-firing crossbow wolfchild mentioned awhile back!
Quote from: Powder Miner: 87
(counter choobakka) Orrrr into the adjacent room which happens to be an uninhabited room thanks ta cleardigging!
Quote from: wolfchild: 99
The mayor's room locks and fills with magma, there is much rejoycing
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Quote from: Grimmjow6th: 68
Finishing up their work, the goblin engineers finally collapse the city into the caverns!
Quote from: choobakka: 93
(counter wolfchild) ...But there was a hole in one of the walls! Magma floods into the fortress!
Quote from: Taricus: 72
Goblins call in another siege, thus gaining reinforcements.

(wolfchild, M=3: 5) The mayor walks into his room to admire the clear glass windows he already has when a dwarf wanders along and 'accidentally' locks him in. (choobakka, M=3: 6) Magma begins to pour from the ceiling! The mayor has burnt to death! But there's a hole in one of the walls... (Powder Miner, M=3: 3) It turns out it opens into a room that was meant to serve as the mayor's tomb anyway. Water pours from the ceiling as well and both rooms are suddenly filled with obsidian.

(Taricus, D=5: 5) Setting aside their differences to crush those damn dirty dwarves, the goblins call in a rival civilization to join the assault! The goblin forces are complete replenished, and even bolstered a little! (Grimmjow6th, D=5: 5) The goblins finish up and collapse the fortress into the caverns! Half the population is killed in the fall, but somehow Kel survives and continues working on his artifact. (SeriousConcentrate, M=3: 1. Well, darn.) He's not done yet.

Notes: Kel has a masterwork steel crossbow and matching bolts, and is working on an artifact... Dwarven defenses are severely weakened after the collapse.

TEAM SUCCESS: 51 points
TEAM FAILURE: 47 points

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2nd 1/2 of April

Things just aren't going smoothly for the Crypt of Drills.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #296 on: May 31, 2011, 02:51:27 am »
In for round 3 on team failure! Or team success if failure is full. Also, this game is awesome!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #297 on: May 31, 2011, 03:04:25 am »
:3 I agree. Waitlist added.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #298 on: May 31, 2011, 04:54:41 am »
Both groups go in for a massive pincer assault.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #299 on: May 31, 2011, 06:17:10 am »
The dwarvs, in a move that WILL kill a miner, dig a passageway between the surface and the lowest caverns, then release the demons
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