INITIATIVE
(Counter roll->Grimmjow6th) Through an emergency vent into the obsidian generator! A switch is pulled and lava engulfs the unlucky forward party.
Unfortunately, goblins cannot jam blunt weapon traps.
Then the dwarves bring out their champion lashers! (With MOAR acacia whips!)
N[/s]64]All of the Fight's War-Dog Bitches give birth on the front lines
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The goblins find a way inside!
The goblins get past the traps and into the main fort!
The traps are jammed by crafty goblin engineers
TURN 2/25
(Taricus, H=4: 6) The goblins decide to jam the traps the only way they know how: by sending elf captives forward until their bodies clog the mechanisms. (Powder Miner, H=4: 2) The dwarves decide to step back and let the elves die; unfortunately, while this is good in the short term by killing elves, it's bad in the long term because now they'll have to clear/repair the traps if they survive the seige. (wolfchild, M=3: 3) "Send the bitches out!" The dwarves yell, sending pregnant dogs out into battle. Well, they're dwarves, I mean obviously. The dogs give birth in mid-bite on elves and the little puppies somehow mature enough instantly to bring down some elves themselves.
(Grimmjow6th, E=2: 6) The goblins march over the bodies of the elves, past the ones being mangled by war dogs. A siege is actually working for once! Good thing this is a first-year attack, if the dwarves had had time to REALLY plan they never would've made it to the front gate. (Draignean, H=4: 5) Unfortunately, the dwarves did have SOME forethought. As the goblins are about to breach the inner doors, the bridge they happen to be standing on suddenly opens, flinging them into the ceiling! They fall into the burning pits below! They're going to have to find another way inside.
(choobakka, M=3: 2) The goblins stand around and pick their noses idly. Perhaps its time for their demon law-giver to...
...lay down the law.
Notes: Kel has a masterwork steel crossbow and matching bolts. A Kobold is looking for good stuff to snatch (4+1 sleeper for Team Failure, can't believe I forgot that notation last turn since it was, y'know, my action and all
).
TEAM SUCCESS: 12 points
TEAM FAILURE: 7 points
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1st 1/2 of Feb
Seige is still ongoing. Chance of a mood is high. ^^ The GM doesn't hate elves! Really! >.>