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Talarion

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Turn 9/25
« Reply #150 on: May 13, 2011, 06:04:00 am »

Neveeerr!

Bruce attends the music festival with his family, relaxing and enjoying the smooth jazz.

however he gets mugged while there

After he gets mugged, everything becomes confusing.. people start shouting and.. OH MY GOD THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH GUNS! AND TURBANS! They're shouting about... REVENGE FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN IN BAD ENGLISH! I think one of them said they were going to make you all into hamburgers... OH DEAR GOD! Terrorist Attack 8)
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Turn 9/25
« Reply #151 on: May 13, 2011, 06:35:50 am »

NITIATIVE
choobakka: 28
Krath: 60
Dwarmin: 40

Taricus: 61
wolfchild: 38
Talarion: 7

TURN 10/25

While Bruce is at work one day, Anna starts talking about how great socialism is. (Taricus: Med=3: 5) Tina is intrigued. She'll want to hear more later. (Krath: Easy=2: 5) Bruce makes plans to go to the music festival on his days off; he does like jazz, after all. Tina and Anna agree to go with him. (Dwarmin: Hard=4: 5. RNG's awfully predictable today. >.>) He's so enthusiastic about the upcoming festival that he is able to design plans for a new coffee machine and submits them to the company to put into production; the company predicts huge sales!

(wolfchild: Med=3: 6) While at the music festival, Bruce goes to the men's room and gets mugged while he's there. :( At least he didn't lose much, and Tina still has some money on hand to pay for things. (choobakka: Hard=4: 4) JK's wife Patricia suggests to her husband gently that perhaps it's time he retire and hand the task of running the company over. JK thinks very seriously about it. (Talarion: Difficult=5: 3) Terrorists do attack, but they hit a site a little more relevant to the country's infrastructure than a random music festival. :3 Say bye-bye to Fort Knox, suckers!

NOTES: Anna is an 8-year-old socialist and is converting Tina to it as well. JK, president of GenCorp, is currently on vacation, leaving Bruce to do his job... and he is planning on retiring soon and handing the reins of the company over to him as well. Fort Knox was BTFUBAR by terrorists.

TEAM SUCCESS: 57 points
TEAM FAILURE: 60 points

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1st 1/2 of June - Halford Residence situation

Despite the mugging on the first day, Bruce enjoyed the jazz festival and with the new product being made he's actually feeling positive about the future for once, even if he doesn't like his present situation too much. In other news, June 1st is national Doughnut Day and that means free doughnuts for everyone at the company! June 10th is national Iced Tea day and GenCorp is recognizing it with a company picnic. (I would love to work for GenCorp, they celebrate the most random awesome holidays and are on the verge of inventing perpetual motion machines... *sigh*)
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #152 on: May 13, 2011, 07:06:14 am »

After rediscovering a old flame, Tina divorces bruce taking EVERYTHING!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #153 on: May 13, 2011, 07:12:11 am »

Radioactive material has somehow been getting in to GenCorp's products. How? Because of Bruce being so frazzled that he overlooked something at the end of the day! So many people have been irradiated already because of Bruce... will he get fired?
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #154 on: May 13, 2011, 07:25:17 am »

Radioactive material has somehow been getting in to GenCorp's products. How? Because of Bruce being so frazzled that he overlooked something at the end of the day! So many people have been irradiated already because of Bruce... will he get fired?
A study comes out that a specific dose of radiation is actually better for you! GenCorp's products are actually makingnpeoole feel better!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #155 on: May 13, 2011, 09:10:27 am »

After rediscovering a old flame, Tina divorces bruce taking EVERYTHING!

Counter roll!

This totally doesn't happen. She's not insane.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2011, 10:06:50 am »

JK comes off of vacation to attend the company picnic and finally hand control of GenCorp to Bruce.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #157 on: May 14, 2011, 06:20:14 pm »

BUMP OF LUCK!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #158 on: May 14, 2011, 06:31:34 pm »

Aye! Thanks. ^^ *nudges wolfchild*
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #159 on: May 15, 2011, 03:04:50 am »

sorry i thought id posted

Radioactive material has somehow been getting in to GenCorp's products. How? Because of Bruce being so frazzled that he overlooked something at the end of the day! So many people have been irradiated already because of Bruce... will he get fired?

To make matters worse, due to a clerical error, bruce has to pay for the piclnic out of his own money

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 10/25
« Reply #160 on: May 15, 2011, 06:18:47 am »

No problem. ^^

INITIATIVE
choobakka: 10
Krath: 63
Dwarmin: 28

Taricus: 47
wolfchild: 71
Talarion: 82

TURN 11/25

(Talarion: Med=3: 3) It turns out the wrong sort of paint was ordered for use in the factory and certain parts are now irradiated! (wolfchild: Hard=4: 3) Due to a clerical error, the catering company providing for the picnic actually ends up OWING GenCorp money! That's what happens when you hire lazy programmers, man. (Krath: Difficult=5: 2) JK isn't ready to retire just yet, but he does attend the company picnic and talk to Bruce about the possibility of handing the corporation over.

(Taricus: Hard=4: 1. Guess I might as well roll Dwarmin's at the same time. ^^ Med=3: 5) Tina meets up with an old high-school flame, but after a brief conversation she excuses herself. It turns out he'd become something of a narcissistic asshole since then, and she's glad she married a more dependable if not quite as good-looking man. (choobakka: Hard=4: 4) Coincidentally enough, scientists in Germany have discovered that a certain type of radiation is good for you, and is just so happens this is the kind of radiation now in certain GenCorp products. Stocks don't rise, but for the first time in what feels like forever they stop falling.

NOTES: Anna is an 8-year-old socialist and is converting Tina to it as well. JK, president of GenCorp, is planning on retiring around the end of the year and handing the reins of the company over to Bruce. Fort Knox was BTFUBAR by terrorists.

TEAM SUCCESS: 64 points
TEAM FAILURE: 63 points

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2nd 1/2 of June - Halford Residence situation

For the first time in a long time, Bruce is feeling that the positives in his life outweigh the negatives. June 19th is Father's day. Other than that the second half of June is pretty lifeless. o.o
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 11/25
« Reply #161 on: May 15, 2011, 06:25:16 am »

Economy collapes after fort knox was raided, the terrorists taking every bit of gold they could find. The LCS also has some very nice gear completely unrelated to this incident.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 11/25
« Reply #162 on: May 15, 2011, 06:30:32 am »

Counter roll!

The stolen terrorist gold is retrieved by a crack team of misfit soldiers given the mission straight out of bootcamp, to hilarious results. The economy is saved!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 11/25
« Reply #163 on: May 15, 2011, 06:39:54 am »

Bruce wins the lottery.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 1, Turn 11/25
« Reply #164 on: May 15, 2011, 09:39:28 am »

Bruce wins the lottery.
But someone takes the winning ticket before he can redeem it, this just makes him feel worse, getting a break to only have it taken away
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