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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot  (Read 64781 times)

choobakka

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #315 on: June 02, 2011, 05:11:38 pm »
And now a Megabeast comes up from the caverns. Yay!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #316 on: June 02, 2011, 06:07:01 pm »
The remaining goblins lose all of their forces while killing all the elves.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #317 on: June 02, 2011, 06:28:54 pm »
The megabeast is just pissed of at being woken up, as soon as it learns that it was the goblins doing, it allies with the dwarves
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #318 on: June 03, 2011, 04:44:34 am »
Quote from: wolfchild on June 02, 2011, 06:28:54 pm
The megabeast is just pissed of at being woken up, as soon as it learns that it was the goblins doing, it allies with the dwarves
Counter! the goblins appease the mega beast and it allies with them!...how they appease it is a mystery.
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I don't care who they are, if they show even a bit of weakness, just kill them all.

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #319 on: June 03, 2011, 02:12:24 pm »
Kel charges, dual wielding crossbows and putting a bolt and a flying axe into every demon in HELL!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #320 on: June 03, 2011, 02:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Draignean: 66
Kel charges, dual wielding crossbows and putting a bolt and a flying axe into every demon in HELL!
Quote from: Powder Miner: 20
The remaining goblins lose all of their forces while killing all the elves.
Quote from: wolfchild: After choobakka
(counter choobakka) The megabeast is just pissed of at being woken up, as soon as it learns that it was the goblins doing, it allies with the dwarves
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Quote from: Grimmjow6th: After wolfchild
(counter wolfchild) the goblins appease the mega beast and it allies with them!...how they appease it is a mystery.
Quote from: choobakka: 6
And now a Megabeast comes up from the caverns. Yay!
Quote from: Taricus: 58
Flying fire demons melt Kel!

(Draignean, M=3: 6) Kel roars YOU SHALL NOT PASS at the demon horde and charges, firing at the demons! Several are hit in the upper torso by axes, the severed part flying off in an arc, and many more are struck by the flying steel bolts, shattering the skull and tearing the brain. (Taricus, M=3: 4) Several fire demons detonate around Kel! The fat in his upper body, right arm, right leg, and head is melting! Ow. (Powder Miner, H=4: 1) The goblins and the elves ignore each other. Their problems are all because of these dorfs!

(choobakka, M=3: 1) The megabeast whines that it's not even supposed to be here today. The fortress wealth isn't above the number the player defined in the settings. Then it remembers that's for titans and, grumbling the whole time, comes out of the caverns anyway. (wolfchild, E=2: 6) It doesn't take long for the Megabeast to figure out that it was the goblins who collapsed the fortress. The fact that it happened upon a bunch of goblin miners is beside the point entirely. (Grimmjow6th, M=3: 6) The goblins offer the Giant Cave Spider a [redacted] and it considers it. Then it goes ahead and enters the fortress through one of the shattered walls...

Notes: Dwarven defenses are severely weakened after the collapse. Acid rain is falling on the surface and the circus has come to town. A GCS (modded to be a megabeast) and trolls are wrecking everything inside of the Crypt of Drills. Elves and goblins are attacking from both sides. Kel's fat is melting.

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1st 1/2 of June

OW OW OW DAMN PUT IT OOOOUUUUUTTTTT <- Overheard in the corridor Kel is guarding.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #321 on: June 03, 2011, 02:43:31 pm »
Here comes the flying slade demons!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #322 on: June 03, 2011, 02:45:18 pm »
OSHIT

This game is more heavily modded than I thought. :o
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #323 on: June 03, 2011, 02:46:33 pm »
RAW error in this case ;D
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #324 on: June 03, 2011, 02:49:50 pm »
Oh yeah, duplicate entries. ::) Our player really should have stopped to check the compatibility of all of his mods.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #325 on: June 03, 2011, 06:13:39 pm »
Suddenly somethign rises from the magma sea! IT's it's SUPERDORF! He was an alin dwarven race that lived in the circus until the clowns came.... as his race was wiped out, he was placed into the magma sea (beign immune to heat) And now that he's an adult has pledged to help all dwarfoid-kind from dangers!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #326 on: June 03, 2011, 06:52:20 pm »
The slade demons are attacked by the fortresses taimed dragons
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #327 on: June 04, 2011, 03:29:10 am »
Quote from: Powder Miner on June 03, 2011, 06:13:39 pm
Suddenly somethign rises from the magma sea! IT's it's SUPERDORF! He was an alin dwarven race that lived in the circus until the clowns came.... as his race was wiped out, he was placed into the magma sea (beign immune to heat) And now that he's an adult has pledged to help all dwarfoid-kind from dangers!
the super dwarf than says fuck it and goes away :P
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choobakka

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #328 on: June 04, 2011, 08:35:01 am »
And now the dead dwarves in the fortress are rising and attacking the living dwarves.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #329 on: June 05, 2011, 05:26:15 pm »
*pokes Draignean*
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