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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot  (Read 63799 times)

choobakka

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #300 on: May 31, 2011, 08:16:06 am »

The dwarvs, in a move that WILL kill a miner, dig a passageway between the surface and the lowest caverns, then release the demons
Into the fortress.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #301 on: May 31, 2011, 08:44:13 am »

All of the dwarves are inside- not thr goblins- when it starts raining! And this version still has the temperature glitch
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #302 on: May 31, 2011, 01:42:45 pm »

Oh dear, it appears the crashing of the fortress awoken some dwarven hating trolls. that proceed to smash some dwarven heads in.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #303 on: June 01, 2011, 09:30:18 pm »

INITIATIVE
Quote from: {Draignean} SeriousConcentrate: 83
Kel finishes his artifact, which is that axe-firing crossbow wolfchild mentioned awhile back! (repeat)
Quote from: Powder Miner: 10
All of the dwarves are inside- not the goblins- when it starts raining! And this version still has the temperature glitch
Quote from: wolfchild: 40
The dwarvs, in a move that WILL kill a miner, dig a passageway between the surface and the lowest caverns, then release the demons
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Quote from: Grimmjow6th: 90
Oh dear, it appears the crashing of the fortress awoken some dwarven hating trolls. that proceed to smash some dwarven heads in.
Quote from: choobakka: 27
(counter wolfchild) ...Into the fortress.
Quote from: Taricus: 65
Both groups go in for a massive pincer assault.

(Grimmjow6th, M=3: 3) Awoken and enraged by the many tons of rock crashing down into the caverns, the trolls rage and begin beating on the remaining walls of the fortress! This is not good! (Me, M=3: 6, waste of a good 6 there) Kel finally completes his artifact: Nokzamlisig, a crossbow circled with opal and menacing with spikes of ruby! It fires axes! Kel takes it out to test... (Taricus, H=4: 2) The groups try to use a pincer attack, but due to the collapse they can't find an entrance from the surface. Instead they head into the first cavern layer.

(wolfchild, H=4: 4) Sacrificing a miner, the dwarves breach the adamantine... (choobakka, H=4: 4) ...but unfortunately they forgot to close off the tunnel that led back to the fortress! The minions of hell are rushing to both the Crypt of Drills and the surface! (Powder Miner, E=2: 5) The dreaded rain starts to fall over the marshlands, burning alive any goblin that hadn't managed to enter the first cavern layer! Their forces are decimated (literally, one out of every ten goblins got killed o.O)!

Notes: Kel has a masterwork steel crossbow and matching bolts, and is working on an artifact... Dwarven defenses are severely weakened after the collapse. Acid rain is falling on the surface and the circus has come to town.

TEAM SUCCESS: 60 points
TEAM FAILURE: 54 points

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1st 1/2 of May

Kel's is the crossbow that will pierce the heavens! It better, because goblins and demons are coming for him...
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #304 on: June 01, 2011, 09:34:40 pm »

The emons head staight to Kel for his crossbow.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #305 on: June 01, 2011, 09:36:09 pm »

WAIT LIST ME NAO. NAO!!!!
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #306 on: June 01, 2011, 09:37:14 pm »

Added. ^^
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #307 on: June 01, 2011, 09:40:51 pm »

Damn that's two in a row isn't it, sorry man.

Kel and his crossbow go straight for the Demons, and in a strange twist of fate he's got universal immunity to Demon sickness.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #308 on: June 01, 2011, 10:28:00 pm »

On the way Kel Grabs the bes 10 axes in the fortress
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #309 on: June 01, 2011, 10:32:14 pm »

Kel coats his axes in rain before he goes to kill the demons. And all the demons are ice demons.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #310 on: June 01, 2011, 10:46:07 pm »

No problem dude, working on my other RTD turns now from least to most complicated. ^^;
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #311 on: June 02, 2011, 06:50:49 am »

And then an elven attack comes from the other side damn tree-huggers.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #312 on: June 02, 2011, 04:16:12 pm »

The troll's rage and begin smashing in dwarvin heads as they finally get in.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #313 on: June 02, 2011, 05:06:25 pm »

Quote from: Draignean: 76
Kel and his crossbow go straight for the Demons, and in a strange twist of fate he's got universal immunity to Demon sickness.
Quote from: Powder Miner: 23
Kel coats his axes in rain before he goes to kill the demons. And all the demons are ice demons.
Quote from: wolfchild: 42
On the way Kel Grabs the best 10 axes in the fortress
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Quote from: Grimmjow6th: 50
The troll's rage and begin smashing in dwarven heads as they finally get in.
Quote from: choobakka: 13
And then an elven attack comes from the other side damn tree-huggers.
Quote from: Taricus: 60
The demons head straight to Kel for his crossbow.

(Draignean, H=4: 4) Kel's SUPERDWARVEN DISEASE RESISTANCE, ENDURANCE, and WILLPOWER stats make him the best choice to take out the evil demons! He grabs his new artifact crossbow, his trusty axe, and leaves the workshop... (Taricus, M=3: 5) And in response the demons also start going right for him! Their target is Nokzamlisig, the adamantine crossbow! (Grimmjow6th, E=2: 5) The trolls finally bash through the walls of the fortress and start laying waste to every civilian they can get their hands on. o.O A tantrum spiral may start soon...

(wolfchild, E=2: 3. Powder Miner, E=2: 2.) Kel grabs all the axes he can get ahold of for ammo and soaks them in rain water falling in through cracks in the roof to superheat them. (choobakka, H=4: 6) "You've destroyed too many trees!" the meddlesome elves yell, conveniently ignoring the fact that it was the goblins who engineered the collapse and therefore destroyed most of the wood in the swamplands. They have arrived to attack as well!

Notes: Kel has a masterwork steel crossbow and matching bolts, and is working on an artifact... Dwarven defenses are severely weakened after the collapse. Acid rain is falling on the surface and the circus has come to town. Kel is the only thing standing between the clowns and the rest of the fortress, although that may not matter since trolls are wrecking everything inside of it. Elves and goblins are attacking from both sides.

TEAM SUCCESS: 68 points
TEAM FAILURE: 63 points

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2nd 1/2 of May

Kel is one of the few militiamen left in the Crypt of Drills. >.>
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 2: Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #314 on: June 02, 2011, 05:07:41 pm »

Flying fire demons melt Kel!
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