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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot  (Read 63640 times)

Spartan

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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1125 on: December 25, 2011, 11:47:38 am »

FEMAIM and CAMAIM use their combined processing power to hack the Pentagon's computers and remove their location from the database
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1126 on: December 25, 2011, 04:32:32 pm »

Through the internet, create the AIAG, the Artificial Intelligence Awareness Group.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1127 on: December 25, 2011, 07:23:23 pm »

Polly and Hippie start competitively manipulating the politics of America after FEMAIM destabilized the political situation.

Consequentially, a new civil war starts once they escalate their objectives.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1128 on: December 25, 2011, 07:51:48 pm »

FEMAIM hacks into all US nuclear missile silos, and shoots them at China, Russia, Japan, Europe, Brazil, and the Bermuda Triangle
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1129 on: December 25, 2011, 09:06:34 pm »

Well... it's safe to say shit just got real. My action just got seriously inadequate 
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1130 on: December 26, 2011, 09:12:51 am »

DNMAIM begins to collaborate with genetic scientists, helping them to make massive leaps forward in genetic engineering. Finally the human race will be able to fulfill their true potential! Naturally DNMAIM is celebrated along with the human scientists as he makes sure it's impossible for them to hide his contribution to the project.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1131 on: December 27, 2011, 12:12:19 am »

Waitlist me please. Team failure preferably but if its not open, team success.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1132 on: December 27, 2011, 12:24:23 am »

Round 8 is the nearest opening, so I'll put you down for Team Failure then. ^^^
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1133 on: December 27, 2011, 09:30:57 am »

Cool, thanks.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1134 on: January 04, 2012, 02:00:14 pm »

Bump for V-Norrec and Draignean.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1135 on: January 11, 2012, 03:49:26 pm »

Well, it's been a week since the bump, and a little over two weeks since the last posted action. V-Norrec's been on but hasn't posted, and Draignean has unfortunately disappeared... so whoever wants their spots, now's the time to jump on it with an action. V-Norrec is on Team Failure, Draignean on Team Success, so keep that in mind. ^^^
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1136 on: January 11, 2012, 07:25:54 pm »

I'll take V-Norrec's spot.
The pentagon decides to finally act on the info they have, and begin DDOSing FEMAIM's connection.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1137 on: January 11, 2012, 09:21:37 pm »

I take the success.

A new little Maim (SIGMAIM) rises and starts building an army of cyborgs. Sleeper Action.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1138 on: January 15, 2012, 01:27:17 pm »

Quote from: Theodolus: 31
DNMAIM begins to collaborate with genetic scientists, helping them to make massive leaps forward in genetic engineering. Finally the human race will be able to fulfill their true potential! Naturally DNMAIM is celebrated along with the human scientists as he makes sure it's impossible for them to hide his contribution to the project.
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FEMAIM and CAMAIM use their combined processing power to hack the Pentagon's computers and remove their location from the database
Quote from: EmeraldWind: 59
A new little Maim (SIGMAIM) rises and starts building an army of cyborgs. Sleeper Action.
Quote from: micelus: 46
Through the internet, create the AIAG, the Artificial Intelligence Awareness Group.
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The CCs and the LCS, after their failure begin terrorize HUMAIM and seek out an alliance with FEMAIM.
Quote from: PyroDesu: 77
Polly and Hippie start competitively manipulating the politics of America after FEMAIM destabilized the political situation. Consequentially, a new civil war starts once they escalate their objectives.
Quote from: adwarf: 20
FEMAIM hacks into all US nuclear missile silos, and shoots them at China, Russia, Japan, Europe, Brazil, and the Bermuda Triangle
Quote from: Scelly9: 53
(Activate Sleeper) The pentagon decides to finally act on the info they have, and begin DDOSing FEMAIM's connection.

In a competition with her mortal enemy, Polly desperately tries to sway the US to the conservative side... and feeling threatened, Hippie tries to make them all liberal! (PyroDesu, M=3: 5) Both are wildly successful and the U.S. is split into roughly four quadrants: Extremely left in the southwest, leftist in the northeast, right-leaning in the northwest, and extremely conservative in the southeast. Nobody is happy, everybody's fight. Damn, it's anarchy out here. o.o Y no moderates, USA? (EmeraldWind, H=4: 4) Unknown to all the current MAIMs and humanity, one of the larval incarnations had awakened in a computing and robotics company in Japan... and using his superior intellect and calculating powers, began building an army of cyborgs!

(Spartan, M=3: 1. Scelly9, M=3: 6.) Having tracked FEMAIM long enough, the Pentagon has gotten a good idea of where he is and how he operates. Using their most skilled operatives, they launch a Distributed Denial Of Service attack on FEMAIM! His connection has (for the time being, at least) been severed! While he will eventually recover from this attack, it is a pretty major setback... (micelus, M=3: 3) DNMAIM and CAMAIM create the AIAG, to try and raise awareness about their existence and attempt to present a good public image. Time will only tell if they are successful due to all the trouble that's already been caused...

(Theodolus, H=4: 4) DNMAIM also examines the human genetic code and systematically finds and notes every gene that leads to imperfections such as bad teeth, a tendency towards over-eating, etc. Scientists are impressed and enthused with his contributions; they join the AIAG! (adwarf, D=5: 6) FEMAIM is currently disabled, but CAMAIM knows what he would want: complete nuclear annihilation! Humans must pay for harming his friend! CAMAIM IS A GOOD DOG, BEST FRIEND, DAMN IT! The news the next day reports nuclear explosions in China, Russia, Japan (narrowly avoiding wiping out SIGMAIM's army; luckily it wasn't on the same island that was hit), several countries in Europe, parts of South America but mainly Brazil, and, inexplicably, the Bermuda Triangle.

(Firelordsky, H=4: 3) The CCS and LCS can't track down HUMAIM, and attempts to contact FEMAIM are currently futile. :\ Maybe they'll have better luck next month?

TEAM SUCCESS: 74
TEAM FAILURE: 82

2nd 1/2 of May

*The Ironic Hipster Troll AI, FEMAIM, has an anime-kitty avatar. It's huggable! He's currently cut off from the internets due to a DDOS attack from the Pentagon. (Actions using FEMAIM are increased in difficulty until 1st 1/2 of July) He also has an impenetrable firewall and a defense program that will flood attacking computers with garbage data.
*There is now a similar verson of FEMAIM called CAMAIM. He's like FEMAIM but with a dog rather than a cat. They're friends.
*There is now a political version of MAIM, Polly, who has an eagle avatar. She's patriotic and proclaims that communism is the very definition of failure.
*There is now a liberal version of MAIM, Hippie, who has a marijuana leaf as an avatar and advocates left-wing policies, sometimes placing him in direct contradiction with Polly.
*There is now a science-oriented version of MAIM, DNMAIM, who hordes genetic codes and uses a spiral as its avatar.
*There is now a militant-cyborg version of MAIM, SIGMAIM, who is building an army of robots and cyborgs. (4+1 Sleeper) His avatar is a single glowing red dot.
*The worldwide network is running pretty fast thanks to FEMAIM.
*The Pentagon is aware of FEMAIM.
*Its creator is now HUMAIM, albeit not quite so bitter and trollish as FEMAIM. He's designing plans to colonize Mars.
*Clowns. O.O That is all.
*Both Russia and the USA have severely weakened defenses due to a virus the Hacker MAIM wrote that took down pretty much all their military networks.
*Many countries are pissed at the USA thanks to FEMAIM's actions.
*Somewhere in cyberspace, a legion of little MAIMs have been born. (There is still... 1 yet to mature.)
*China has all of North Korea's funds. All of them.
*All of the US's black ops are known internationally now. Agents, tasks, equipment, the whole nine yards. On the other hand, the US now knows the same thing about every other country...
*LCS and CCS have, for the second time in this RTD, shown up.
*The Artifical Intelligence Awareness Group has been formed. So far it consists of CAMAIM, DNMAIM, and a laboratory of genetic scientists.
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Re: Roll to Alter Someone's Life Round 5: Reboot
« Reply #1139 on: January 15, 2012, 03:41:31 pm »

The extreme conservatives in the southeast send a black ops team consisting of angry rednecks to steal HUMAIM's plans for colonizing mars.
They immediately give the plans to Polly to adapt to a massive mars prison.
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