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[Dunamisdeos]

Playing Star Wars: Conquest, a mod for Mount and Blade Warband.

Successfully took a planet of my own and held it against rebel incursion long enough to seed a force-sensitive temple. Let the rebels take it back before I lost the war of attrition, and moseyed off to Imperial space. Once the temple was finished, I took the planet back and started training sith.

Now I am able to challenge anyone I please with an army of 100 trained sith. Took Coruscant against 4 times my numbers. Sith ain't no joke.

[Rolan7]

"Always 101 there are.  The master and his army."

I had to assassinate an Offworld Security officer without triggering an alarm.  Everyone on the ship had shields, and there was level 7 security, but no problem.  I had just completed a much harder Ghost mission with an absurdly good combo of stealth shield and sidewinder, not to mention visitor.  And this time I'd be able to use my "Stick of Rapid Whoop-Ass" from a Steam friend.

...Except I had used it to break a window, and forgot to retrieve it from the stash.  Derp.
Fine, crash-trapping people is tedious anyway.  I just ghosted my way to the target~
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1322717514
I "accidentally" stepped into the target's sensor range, causing them to come investigate...  on a path right by that window on the right.  A nice thing about the Sidewinder is you move so fast that you can break windows with your own momentum.

Picked up myself and the target in my Angel medivac, and delivered them safe and sound.  Assassination successful

Heat Signature

[Egan_BW]

Delivering assassination targets alive is always funny.

[AzyWng]

Honestly, I just love spacing... things, in general.

Feels like the sort of thing that appears in a film.

I oughta make a list of one-liners for such occasions.

Maybe "There's not enough space for the two of us!"

[Rolan7]

I mean, I almost compulsively exit every ship via window...  It's usually faster, often easier, always fun.
Though sometimes it's tricky to avoid spacing people accidentally...  Though if they have a full shield or armor, I headcanon that they survive.  I only have so much sympathy

(I do like that they let you save assassination targets from space.  Sometimes I pretend the Angel can pick up other oxygen-deprived crew as well.)

[hector13]

Finished touching runestones at... some cave with a big snake in it, apparently met a god.

Anyhow, was riding my bird-horse, going to get my car back from the imperials when I spy a giant cow.

“Oh ho,” I says, “I think I’m going to kill that cow.”

So I attack the cow. It falls on top of me a few times, I hit it a few times with various weapons hoping to see orange numbers. I cast my Quintcast Fira, which hits it five times for 9999 damage. It still has, I’d say, around 70% health at this point.

I see a prompt saying “summon”, so I do it.

Some gigantic dude with a big staff comes out and is all, like, shooting lightning at this giant cow and incinerating the land within about a 100ft radius from the corpse.

TL;DR I got the ability to summon a god of lightning and the first thing I did was summon it to kill a big cow.

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Final Fantasy XV

[Dunamisdeos]

The literal description of any final fantasy game is always that priceless.

Did the camera dude take a picture? I'm told he likes to do that.

[hector13]

Not sure yet, had to save n quit shortly thereafter. I have taken to saving his most ridiculous pictures, though. Like ceilings, or extreme closeups of ankles.

[Haspen]

1400s: Frantic flailing to survive against HORDES as little Muscovy.
1800s: Murder everything and everyone who stares funnily at allmighty Russia!

Spoiler: Да здравствует Царь! (huge image) (click to show/hide)

Russia with its vassals Korea, Wu, Ak Koyunlu, Georgia, Moldavia, Bulgaria, Serbia, Ragusa and Mainz.

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Europa Universalis III

[Akura]

Built a spaceship. Went into spaaaaace. Strangely, the resource cost of the ship was less than other vehicles, probably because the other vehicles requires resources only available off-planet. Also managed to figure out the controls without crashing into the side of a mountain or getting eaten by a sandworm(at least two tried), and without using a guide(most are outdated anyway).

I'm never walking anywhere again.

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Osiris: New Dawn. Spaceship controls:
Hover Mode:  W/S  - Pitch forwards/backwards, to move forwards and backwards.
                     A/D - Turn left/right.
                   LMB/RMB - Increase/decrease throttle. Increasing throttle past a point will enter Flight Mode, decrease to enter Hover mode(or fly backwards in space).
                      F - Exit craft, only if on the ground or <1Km/h in space.

Flight Mode:  W/S - Pitch down/up. Yes, inverted, W goes down, S goes up.
                    A/D - Turn left/right.
                    Q/E - Roll left/right(didn't check if this works in Hover mode).

[Urist McScoopbeard]

I BEAT AKINATOR!!! Woo!

I got him with the cop from the fifth element, the one driving the cruise that chases Bruce Willis' police car. Feelsgoodman.meme

[SaberToothTiger]

Beat Akinator with Maximilian I, elector of Bavaria.

[Hanslanda]

Aww shit son! They did! Bethesda actually added lines just in case you completed Nukaworld before the first fucking mission in the game! I AM WAY TOO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!!

Fallout Motherfucking 4

[AzyWng]

Holy shit post a video of it so I can see

[milo christiansen]

If you do that Garvy is pissed with you after you escort them to town ("how could you believe I would never find out?"), but he offers a quest to kill all the raiders. Do his quest, and everything goes back to normal.