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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1352524 times)

JimboM12

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8130 on: November 08, 2017, 11:31:15 am »
Finally sat down to learn starpoint gemini warlords. Grinded a bit, took down a frigate with my starter gunship. Protip: vanguard class gets ram and it ignores shields.

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Pemmican is pretty incredibly durable. Corn and rice also lust forever without refrigeration.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8131 on: November 08, 2017, 02:26:41 pm »
First time playing, bought it because it's 75% off on Steam. Small random map, 1v1, early age. Somehow ended up as a giant, naked, pregnant woman. Conquered 2/3rds of the land on the map, including one(of three) thrones. One other throne is at the bottom of a province-sized lake, the other is deep in my opponent's territory. I discover that I'm completely cut off from my opponent by rivers. Checking through the units I could build, I found two that had flight and thus could cross rivers: Windriders and some dudes who looked like Birdman cosplayers.


As I'm building my flying army, I get a message that I won. Apparently more and more people started to worship the giant, naked, pregnant woman to the point that the other guy ceased to be. Whatever floats boats I guess.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8132 on: November 08, 2017, 08:45:31 pm »
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8133 on: November 08, 2017, 09:31:35 pm »
Is that game actually still worth playing?

All the same though, pretty badass.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8134 on: November 09, 2017, 01:00:41 am »
Quote from: Akura on November 08, 2017, 02:26:41 pm
First time playing, bought it because it's 75% off on Steam. Small random map, 1v1, early age. Somehow ended up as a giant, naked, pregnant woman. Conquered 2/3rds of the land on the map, including one(of three) thrones. One other throne is at the bottom of a province-sized lake, the other is deep in my opponent's territory. I discover that I'm completely cut off from my opponent by rivers. Checking through the units I could build, I found two that had flight and thus could cross rivers: Windriders and some dudes who looked like Birdman cosplayers.


As I'm building my flying army, I get a message that I won. Apparently more and more people started to worship the giant, naked, pregnant woman to the point that the other guy ceased to be. Whatever floats boats I guess.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8135 on: November 09, 2017, 05:30:37 am »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on November 09, 2017, 01:00:41 am
Quote from: Akura on November 08, 2017, 02:26:41 pm
First time playing, bought it because it's 75% off on Steam. Small random map, 1v1, early age. Somehow ended up as a giant, naked, pregnant woman. Conquered 2/3rds of the land on the map, including one(of three) thrones. One other throne is at the bottom of a province-sized lake, the other is deep in my opponent's territory. I discover that I'm completely cut off from my opponent by rivers. Checking through the units I could build, I found two that had flight and thus could cross rivers: Windriders and some dudes who looked like Birdman cosplayers.


As I'm building my flying army, I get a message that I won. Apparently more and more people started to worship the giant, naked, pregnant woman to the point that the other guy ceased to be. Whatever floats boats I guess.

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Akura confirmed, wants to be trampled to death by a giant naked pregnant lady.
Whatever floats boats I guess.

Actually that was the default one it picked for that nation. Didn't really understand the interface yet so I just left it.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8136 on: November 09, 2017, 06:03:56 am »
Quote from: AzyWng on November 08, 2017, 09:31:35 pm
Is that game actually still worth playing?

All the same though, pretty badass.
I think it's fun, community is rough sometimes as always, but it just got a big update towards new player accessibility. Up to you.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8137 on: November 09, 2017, 02:58:12 pm »
I purged the all aliens as a Fanatic Purifier. No species left but my own.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8138 on: November 09, 2017, 03:58:30 pm »
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The Muscovy has been fragmented and split into Novgorod. The once united behemoth that was Scandinavia now has lost its Sweden and Norway-Iceland. The erstwhile ally Great Britain has collapsed into rebelling colonies and several islander duchies. The muslim super-state of Persia was shattered in three. Portuguese and Flanders colonies taken or liberated.

In the turbulent 19th century filled with wars, rebellions and revolutionary movements, only the Holy Roman Empire, controlled by Hapsburg dynasty forever, stands strong.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8139 on: November 09, 2017, 04:22:45 pm »
500 years and no one's bothered to explore the ocean off the coast of greenland.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8140 on: November 10, 2017, 01:47:17 pm »
Hit the uninstall button.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8141 on: November 10, 2017, 02:18:20 pm »
Dude, that sounds like a real challenge. Congrats on your awesome victory.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8142 on: November 10, 2017, 02:50:00 pm »
Obviously you have never played Watch Dogs, else you would realise the ease with which to convince yourself that uninstalling the game is much more fun than playing through it.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8143 on: November 10, 2017, 02:55:51 pm »
My friend had already beat the game when I swooped in to play it on his xbox, but I spent many hours slowly turning [insert forgettable protagonist's name here] in to the world's most infamous psychopath and rampage cop killer.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #8144 on: November 10, 2017, 03:39:07 pm »
I have, and I found the game to be rather fun. So there. :P
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