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[Teneb]

On my way to "git gud" with The Lost Vikings. Last match, I managed to get one nuke on every viking on Warhead Junction, and then fire them all at once on the enemy core, lowering it straight to 34%.

Heroes of the Storm

[JimboM12]

i just got dickslapped by a random sniper while killing a captain. this lucky bastard ended up becoming a something something commander (epic). he has the ability to summon shit and his tribe bonus lets him fire automatic double crossbows every once in a while.

what makes it a win is that i hunted the bastard down only to find he was going to be executed by a warchief for getting too uppity and i saved him and recruited him. made him my bodyguard. saved my life already. he pwned that tank a-hole with a point-blank autofire to the face and then a sync kill finisher. then while i was focusing on recovering he summoned additional goons and we ended up 'taking' the local area (you cant just capture random camps but we pretty much did, all the enemy spawns were dead and the area was covered in blue unit indicators)

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shadow of war

[Rolan7]

Playing the Imperial Guard campaign of Retribution.  One of my four characters is relatively mundane, a mere sergeant with a penchant for not dying.  He can sneak around Catachan-style, but he's basically just a tough dude with a plasma rifle.

Then we found a freakin lascannon.  A tripod-mounted monstrosity as tall as him, with massive blast shield.  This thing is basically an anti-materiel sniper rifle... emplacement.  It's 100% effective against all armor types (most anti-armor weapons are "weak" against infantry- the lascannon cares not).  It takes time to set up, and the fire rate is abysmal, but it's glorious to see it blow chunks off dreadnoughts and tanks.  Even chaos space marines fall to its beams, which generally come from offscreen.  It's wasted on basic infantry, since it targets one at a time, but it's worth it to watch them gib.  I didn't know that was a thing.

I just got an upgrade which lets him skip the lengthy setup process.  Now he doesn't even need to set up ahead of time, he basically swings this emplacement like an assault rifle.  This is like Master Chief carrying around a stationary turret, except he's just some unaugmented human in a vest.  Freakin Catachans.

I can't take much credit for this, but my team *is* owning.
WH40K DoW2 Retribution

[Akura]

Merrick isn't even Catachan. He's from the 85th Vendoland, if I remember the regiment number right. He, and presumably his surviving men, were folded into the Cadian regiment led by Lord General Castor.

Spoiler: Of course he's badass. (click to show/hide)

He stood defending Angel Forge from multiple Eldar and Ork attacks, something that gave even Space Marines trouble. Then he landed for what the same Space Marines called an actual suicide mission, and survived. He then spent 10 years on Typhon Primaris - a jungle Death World, probably why he has Catachan-like abilities - where the local population are considered good enough to be Space Marine recruits.

Spoiler: Campaign spoilers, but he then goes on to (click to show/hide)

Threaten his commanding officer, with both a Commissar and an Inquisitor standing right there(you can see Bern holding a gun to Merrick's head in that scene), fight his way through hordes of DAEMONS and xenos of all kinds, battle with a nearly-ascended Daemon Prince, win, and then threaten his CO again.

Too bad I can't find much information on Vendoland. I can only assume that Vendoland Guard regiments have to ferried on ships with more powerful engines simply because of the added mass from their titanic balls.

[StagnantSoul]

Started out as the queen of Bovaria. Five betrothals, nineteen assassinations, one seduction, and a small war later and my son is now the Kaiser of the Holy Roman Empire with all of Saxony and the Francias under his belt at the age of twelve without lifting a finger.

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Crusader Kings 2

[overseer05-15]

Frog Fractions is a quality edutainment game perfect for young children. 10/10 would play again.

[Hanslanda]

I got ambushed by two full armies of Skaven as Dark Elves with Malekith leading.

He fought at least five units of clanrats by himself for a good ten minutes. Then he kept killing them when they'd rally. He held off one whole flank of their advance for the whole goddamn battle.

Total War Warhammer 2

[Greiger]

Mad king's tower.  Arguably the hardest jumping challenge in the game, tricky jumps, timed jumps, and multiple routes, all while under a very strict time limit. It's only available during the Halloween event.  Last time I did it was nearly 5 years ago, the first year the game was out.

I beat it... on my first try this year.

Guild Wars 2

[AzyWng]

Being a badass is apparently like riding a bike.

Once you learn, you never forget.

[JimboM12]

Being a badass is apparently like riding a bike.

Once you learn, you never forget.

i have got to get this on a t shirt.

the only hard part is finding a suitable image to photoshop that quote over

[hector13]

Chuck Norris

[JimboM12]

Chuck Norris

2 minutes in gimp, done.

Spoiler: behold (click to show/hide)

[Akura]

The second or third Mimic I killed dropped a Magic Knife(unmodified). The first reforge made it Broken, the second reforge made it Godly. Much things die now.

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Terraria.

[IronTomato]

Captured an entire herd of elephants which are currently being trained as beasts of war.

I've never used war animals before so this should be good.

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How many games are there where you can do that

Also, I can't decide whether to slaughter or export any of them. I feel like they're probably really valuable and they'd definitely yield a shitload of meat.

[overseer05-15]

Captured an entire herd of elephants which are currently being trained as beasts of war.

I've never used war animals before so this should be good.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

How many games are there where you can do that

Also, I can't decide whether to slaughter or export any of them. I feel like they're probably really valuable and they'd definitely yield a shitload of meat.

Sell them off, they autodie of starvation(they literally can't eat fast enough). Unless that bug's been fixed.