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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1331503 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7875 on: August 17, 2017, 09:02:32 am »

Started as Head of Personnel and traitor. Immediately make spare all access pass, swipe the Captains spare. Unathi trader and chief engineer are trading. I buy a snazzy uniform. Round meanders for awhile, then I find ce and trader making clones and speaking sinta to each other over the radio.

I access Telecoms because I am an evil genius and get a translated and somewhat incriminating look at the conversation. They're butchering and selling the clones for absurd profit. I attempt to blackmail and threaten them but no dice.

So I watch the Unathi trader ship, but she leaves before I complete my plan. Backup plan time. I trash cloning bays with the shit awful super matter grenades I bought and get some ammo for my pistol. Then I question the ce via radio about the station shields.

He offers to show me the control system, and the suspicious qm tags along. Once at the controls, I draw the gun and ask everyone to get down on the floor. They express confusion, so I blast the qm in the knee. He charges me, smacking me with an oxygen tank, so I empty the clip into his chest.

I disable the shields and trash the trader docking area, but radiation poisoning sets in and the trader goes afk. I decide my job is done, and shoot myself in the head.

The doctor revives me.

So I go retrash trade dock and kill myself again.

The trader never returns, and my actions basically prompt the round end, which I considered a win. Mostly because it was hilarious fun.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7876 on: August 17, 2017, 01:24:31 pm »

Good on you for being traitor and not taking half the crew out of the round.  Kinda lame that those other guys didn't play along tho.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7877 on: August 17, 2017, 04:55:51 pm »

Hanslanda, what game is this?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7878 on: August 17, 2017, 05:02:33 pm »

Hanslanda, what game is this?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7879 on: August 17, 2017, 05:18:40 pm »

Assaulted a position held by a bunch of drug addicts in order to recover the body of a fallen soldier that they were using to taunt the NCR. Shot one in the face so hard she fell off the roof(allowing me to loot her). Supposedly, the body was protected by mines and booby traps; there were no mines, and the only booby traps I found was some bear traps placed in an out of the way corner, so *shrug*... Dragged to body to the nearby NCR checkpoint, where the began heaping praises, that I shouldn't sacrifice my body like that(I only lost 1/3 health), and that if my quest objective(wasn't actually a full quest) was to drag the body all the way to California I would(I wouldn't). No reward for doing it except rep, but still felt good.

Prior to that, claimed bounties on several boss-level drug addicts by tearing their (intact, worth more money) heads from their corpses while my not-waifu punched their bodyguards in the face.

Prior to that, I interrogated a centurion by posing as a Legion assassin meant to silence him while high on Mentats. He sang like a canary, and then I rubbed in his face the fact that I just played him like a damn fiddle.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7880 on: August 17, 2017, 05:41:35 pm »

She's on the "honorary husbando" list for me.  Love her character.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7881 on: August 17, 2017, 07:34:22 pm »

Boone all the way.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7882 on: August 17, 2017, 07:57:54 pm »

Ah, purple mentats.  When you want to play *everyone* like a fiddle.
Either that or get a bit drunk.  Bit unrealistic, that...

Those are some good quests, though.  I even aligned with the legion once (showered afterward) and never aligned with those fucks.  Technically less dangerous, but so much more depraved...
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Nope, way too depraved.  Sick monsters.

Legion's even worse though, really, by being so powerful.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7883 on: August 17, 2017, 08:02:33 pm »

Eh, I've heard the Brotherhood of Steel sacrifices puppies.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7884 on: August 17, 2017, 08:28:18 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7885 on: August 17, 2017, 08:29:57 pm »

Eh, I've heard the Brotherhood of Steel sacrifices puppies.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7886 on: August 17, 2017, 09:36:23 pm »

Boone all the way.
Boone's great. Have fond memories of just wandering around Freeside aimlessly, when the screen suddenly cuts to some punk getting his head blown off, cut back and see Boone reloading and hear ED-E's victory noise.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7887 on: August 18, 2017, 01:30:31 am »

I've actually never recruited Boone in all my 5 playthroughs (Nothing against that guy, personally). ED-E, on the other hand, is easily my favorite companion for his ability alone. He misses a lot of shots in fights, but that's okay, his ability is very valuable to me as a (pretty awful) sniper.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7888 on: August 18, 2017, 05:46:28 am »

Ended up giving Veronica the fancy dress she always wanted. Unfortunately I have to use console commands to delete her default armor and hood to get her to actually wear it.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7889 on: August 18, 2017, 12:36:58 pm »

Cyber Ninjas do not need companions. *smoke bomb*
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